Billy And His Alternatives To Generic Viagra

Billy sat at the poker table with his buddies on their usual Thursday night poker night. He had finally confided in his friends about his erectile dysfunction issue and he was looking for some help. All the guys looked around at each other and the room was silent. Not one person mentioned Generic Cialis or Generic Viagra. Finally Scott spoke up,"Oysters". Billy's eyes widened and he smiled. "Yes, of course!" Billy said, "I'll eat Oysters for a week, that should do the trick and Wendy will be so happy!" And so he did just that, for seven days Billy ate Oysters for breakfast, lunch and dinner. On the evening of the seventh day, he asked Wendy to go with him to a seafood restaurant. "Mind as well be sure!" he thought. As Wendy and Billy finished off the night in bed, Billy soon found out that oysters didn't work. Wendy thought to herself, "Why doesn't he just get Generic Viagra?" but she was afraid to talk about it with her lover. Billy went home early that night and vowed to never eat oysters again.

Back at the poker table, the guys all looked at each other again. Not one person thought of Generic Cialis. "Porn", said Tim. "Yes, of course! Billy said, "I'll watch porn for a week, I'll be so worked up I'm sure I'll be able to show Wendy an incredible night!" And so Billy did only four things for the next week. He worked, he ate (but not oysters), he watched porn and he slept. On the evening of the seventh day, he invited Wendy over to his home. Handing her a box, she opened it to find a sexy lingerie outfit. Popping in a video, he jumped onto the bed with Wendy. Several minutes later, he excused himself and put his clothes back on. "Why doesn't he get Generic Viagra?" thought Wendy, as she fell asleep.

Back again at the next poker night, all the guys looked puzzled. Not one person thought of Generic Viagra. "Sex toys!" yelled Keith. "Yes, of course!" Billy said, "I'll buy every sex toy I can find, I know I'll be able to show Wendy an awesome night. And so Billy spent the next seven days searching out every adult shop he could find. With three bags popping full of every toy that existed, Billy begged Wendy to come over to his home. Leading her into his bedroom, Billy smiled as he dumped all of the toys on his bed. Wendy took one look and ran screaming from the room. "Generic Cialis!" she screamed to herself as she ran to her car.

Wendy and her friends sat around a table in a café, sipping coffee and discussing Billy's behavior for the past three weeks. All of the women looked at each other and all at the same time they said, "Generic Viagra". Wendy nodded and left to head back to her apartment and to her computer. With a couple clicks of her mouse, the answer to Billy's issue was on its way to be shipped to her house.

A few nights later, as Billy sat at the poker table, all of his friends shook their heads. Finally, Tom yelled "Generic Viagra!" Billy smiled. "Yes, of course!" Billy said, "What's wrong with us? That should have been our first answer!" Billy ran home to get to his computer. He was stopped in the hallway by Wendy. "Oh, no!" he thought. Wendy slowly walked up to him and placed a pill in his hand. Billy smiled, "My thoughts exactly!" he said and they stayed in bed for the next week.