Frank, Generic Cialis and the Acronyms

Frank got to work and was greeted by his buddy Scott. “WUB?” Scott said as he saw Frank entering the building. “Huh?” Frank replied. “What’s up, Buddy?” Scott answered. “You and your acronyms for everything! Would you knock it off?” Frank grunted back. “WABM?” Scott asked. “What?!?” Frank asked with little patience. “Why a bad mood?” Scott asked with real words. Frank took a look at Scott and whispered, “For the forth time this week, I haven’t been able to…having staying power, with my wife.” “Oh, ED” Scott said back. Frank was in a bad mood and he was tired of Scott acronyms games, so he just walked away and went to his desk.

As Frank sat down, he began to think, “What in the world does ED mean?” Just then his phone rang. Frank picked it up and he heard Scott whispering, “Your ED can be fixed with GV or GC, got to go, boss is close by”. Then the phone hung up. “I don’t have time for these games, Frank thought and he tried to concentrate on working. However, his mind kept going back to ED, GV and GC and he was trying to figure out what that meant. “If it’s some kind of cure that can fix my issue, I have to find out!”.

He called Scott’s extension and asked him what those initials meant. Scott replied by saying, “GV and GC! Everyone knows about it, I can’t talk, boss is two feet way!” Frank sighed and logged onto the web hoping that someone in the world beside Scott knew what he was talking about. Frank though very hard about what GV and GC could possibly mean. “Good vibes? Great vacation? Groovy cuddle?” he thought. Tired of the games, he just began to search for help. He ended up on a sight that talked about erectile dysfunction. “Okay, at least I know what ED stands for now” he said to himself. Now, the others…”

Reading all he could, he realized that GV stood for Generic Viagra. He read on to see that Generic Viagra helped an enormous amount of men who had the same issues as he did. He had always had the belief that Generic Viagra was elderly men and he was relived to learn that even younger guys had issues sometimes. “Now for the GC” he thought. It was only a matter of seconds before he learned that it stood for Generic Cialis. Reading on, he found that Generic Cialis might be the perfect solution that he was looking for. “IGTOS” he thought and he typed in the information.

One week later, Frank came to work all smiles and Scott greeted him with his usual way of talk, “HIGB?” Frank smiled again and replied, “It’s going great, buddy!” and walked to his desk. Scott was hot behind his trail. “Did you try the pills?” Scott asked. Let me just tell you this, Frank replied, “IBGC, IWG, TFTT” and then he told Scott that he had to get to work.

Scott thought about it all day, trying to figure out what Frank had said to him. He wrote a hundred options on papers and had them scattered all over his desk. He was still sitting at his desk as the rest of the workers left for the day; pen in hand and trying to figure out the acronyms. It was after nine o’clock PM when Scott finally figured it out; by then Frank was having the time of his life in his bedroom with his wife. “I bought Generic Cialis, it worked great, thanks for the tip” Scott muttered. He put his pen away and walked out the door. “GICHAF” he said to himself, as he left the building.