Generic Cialis and the Interview

I had been unemployed for almost six months and it was beginning to wear on me. I needed to get back to work soon. Life had been stressful this last half of a year; having no job wasn’t my only issue. For the first time in my life, I had also found myself goggling Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis, searching for a way to deal with my erectile dysfunction. I was at an all time low; no job and no ability to have staying power in the bedroom. After reading about Generic Viagra, I felt a bit better; I wasn’t the only guy who had the problem. Then as I read on and learned about Generic Cialis, I felt relieved that other guys were in the same boat as me. Being out of work, I thought that Generic Viagra would be a good choice; I couldn’t afford tons of money each month.

My girlfriend was happy when I finally made a choice; at least one part of my messed up life was going to be fixed. She and I had one of the best nights we ever had on the day that my Generic Cialis arrived. Now, she was just on my back about getting a career going. Women, they’re never happy! Well, I can’t really blame her; I guess she was getting tired of paying for everything. She was pretty psyched that I got an interview at one of the best law firms in the city.

That morning started off great. I was up bright and early, had three cups of coffee and was getting my resume together while my girl ironed my shirt. I also gulped down a glass of orange juice and right before the last sip was gone, I grabbed a vitamin and took that too. “Can’t be too healthy!” I told my girl and then I took off for the interview.

I was driving and was rehearsing my answers to what I knew would be some difficult interview questions when I noticed that I just didn’t feel quite right. At first I didn’t know what it was, I think because my nerves were so riled up for the interview; I wasn’t sure what I was feeling at first. I just felt that something didn’t feel right. Then, as I continued driving, thinking about how I couldn’t disappoint my girl, I looked down.

I was so shocked that the car swerved, I came inches from bashing into the car on my left and I barely made it to the break down lane alive. I stopped the car and just stared; I stared down for what felt like hours. Thoughts began to swirl through my head as to how in the world I was huge “down there”. Then it hit me, the vitamin! I remembered how the night before, my girl and I got a bit crazy in the kitchen and I had left my Generic Cialis on the counter. “What an idiot!” I said to myself as I realized that in my rush and excitement for the job interview, I swallowed my Cialis instead of a vitamin.

I tried to stay calm. I knew that I couldn’t back out of the interview. My only plan was to try to cover myself with my briefcase. I must have looked like an idiot walking through the parking lot. I basically limped my way through and hid in the first restroom I could find once I entered the building. I splashed cold water on my face twenty times, tried to picture my mother, and thought about baseball…none of it worked. I was still carrying what looked to be a miniature baseball bat in my pants. I held my briefcase in front of me as I went up to the receptionist. She was looking at my face; that was good. She pointed the way into the office and I slowly walked to it; trying to not limp. I was greeted by, “Hello, please, please put down your briefcase and let’s talk!” Needless to say, it was a long day.