Generic Viagra and Ice Cream: A Fiction Story

Summertime signals a time of swimming, barbeques, hot days, and cool nights. Most people, especially kids love to spend their summer vacations outdoors in the summer sun. They also like to spend it near a swimming pool and an air conditioner. In addition kids and adults alike love to indulge in some very cool foods in the summertime because it is so hot during summer. Both kids and adults love to eat ice cream in the summer and sometimes year round. Most kids begin their ice cream eating lives by eating either chocolate or vanilla ice cream. As kids become adults, there ice cream tastes might become a bit more sophisticated as they eat ice cream flavors such as chocolate mint chip, rocky road, cheesecake, and banana ice cream. The fact that adults and some kids eat those flavors of ice cream and other flavors of ice cream as well suggests that people like chocolate or vanilla ice cream as a base, however, they also like some variety, creativity, and choice when it comes to choosing and eating ice cream. This fact led to a new ice cream contest that was open to the general public in all fifty states and Cold Creamery ice cream parlor was conducting this cool and edible contest because ice cream and summer are great ingredients for a contest.

The contest would run for a month and ice cream lovers from all over the country could submit their ice cream flavor ideas. Three finalists would be chosen to have their ice cream tested by a panel of ice cream experts from all over the world. Then, the winner would get their flavor placed in all the Cold Creamery ice cream parlors around the country for at least one year. Many ice cream enthusiasts put their heads together to create many inventive ice cream flavors. Mandy and Candy Dandy decided to get in on the ice cream extravaganza. Mandy said,” All we need is to combine flavors that we enjoy all the time.” Candy said,” Yes, and the ice cream must be creamy, dreamy, and romantic, the ultimate fantasy ice cream. “You mean we will have to channel Disneyland in order to create the ice cream” asked Mandy? Candy rolled her eyes and explained she said fantasy not Fantasyland. Then, Candy started thinking about romantic ingredients. She decided against both oysters and lobster but she thought a very romantic and magical ice cream flavor could be created using lavender, bananas, and generic Viagra. This was because both lavender and generic Viagra boosted sexual pleasure for couples. She would use bananas in the ice cream because she loved to make desserts with bananas. She would call her ice cream flavor Blue Banana Boost. However, Mandy didn’t like the idea of Blue Banana Boost.

Mandy agreed with Candy about the romantic nature of their ice cream flavor. However, she wanted an ice cream flavor that emphasized their love of England or New York City. Therefore, Mandy suggested that they create an ice cream using vanilla ice cream, English Toffee pieces, and generic Cialis. It would be called Queen Crime. They could also make Niagara and generic Viagra which would be a combination of chocolate and cheesecake ice cream with Generic Viagra mixed in. Mandy and Candy agreed on generic Cialis in their ice cream creations but they compromised on the other ingredients. Their ice cream entry had cheesecake ice cream with apple pie filling, generic Cialis, and hot fudge. It would be called Blue Apple of my Eye. Mandy and Candy didn’t know if this flavor would win the contest, but they were certain that generic Viagra or Generic Cialis provided the perfect punch to any ice cream flavor.