суббота, 29 марта 2008 г.

Generic Viagra and Trying To Trick Tom

Tammy was feeling frustrated. Her husband was having stamina issues in the bedroom and he seemed to be refusing to even consider using Generic Viagra or Generic Cialis. Tammy was not the type to let something go, and when it came to a pleasing love live with her husband, she was certainly not going to let it rest. She began to put her plan into action.

That night, while her husband was sleeping, she got ready for her subliminal messaging session. She had read that this technique was quite good for putting ideas into someone’s mind. As Tom lay snoring, she whispered, “Generic Viagra…buy some”. She did that ten times. Then she whispered, “Generic Cialis, make your wife happy…buy some” and she did it ten times. Over and over, she repeated her messaged into Tom’s ear until she was so tired she fell asleep. Tammy had dreams all night about Generic Viagra. However, Tom made no mention of it the next day.

Tammy wasn’t done with her plan yet. That night at dinner, she called Tom into the kitchen and told him that dinner was ready. “Honey, can you just move those papers that are on the table?” she asked. Tom picked them up, didn’t even notice that they were pamphlets of information about erectile dysfunction, threw them onto the counter and asked what they were having for dinner. Tammy sighed.

After dinner, the couple cleaned up the kitchen and settled down into the living room to watch some television. Tammy huddled over to Tom and told him that she rented a special video to watch that night. “I hope it’s a comedy” Tom answered. “Not quite, it’s a love story, I’m sure you’ll love it!” Tammy said back. As the two of them sat on the couch, Tammy waited for the part of the movie that showed the couple making steamy love in every room of their home. When the scene began, she sat closer to Tom and whispered, “Give you any ideas, Honey?” Not getting a reply, Tammy looked closer at Tom. He was fast asleep.

Tammy was just about to give up when she thought she would give it one more try. Going into the bathroom, she got out her lipstick and left the room several minutes later. Getting into bed, she hoped that Tom would finally get the idea.

When Tom awoke the next morning, Tammy made sure to stay in bed so that he would be the one to enter the bathroom first. She lay still, hoping that Tom would finally get the hint. Tom took a shower, brushed his teeth and wrapping his towel around him, he came out of the bathroom. He said nothing. Tammy was shocked. She went into the bathroom and looked at the mirror. The words that she wrote in lipstick were gone. “Where are my words?” she thought to herself, “I wrote GET Generic Cialis” in bright red!” Tammy stormed out of the bathroom and stomped into the bedroom. She was ready to tell Tom that she had enough of his procrastination. She found Tom in bed, candles lit and the sheets pulled back for her. “What’s going on?” she asked.

“Honey, I order the pills two weeks ago, they just got delivered yesterday and I just took a pill ten minutes ago!”, Tom replied. “But I think that your little games were rather cute!” Tammy stood shocked for a moment and then she smiled. She tore off her clothes, jumped under the covers and they only emerged from the room five hours later.

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