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Superman was feeling a bit miserable, it was not fun being a super hero all the time. In fact he had been feeling a bit under the weather recently. He'd had a bad week last week - there had been a hurricane and a fire in Metropolis and then he'd had to fly to Italy to rescue the Leaning Tower of Pisa from collapse. To his humiliation, he couldn't properly save the ancient monument and the Press had had a field day mocking his attempts. The Floppy Tower of Pisa doesn't have quite the same cachet - the tower was now bent over in the middle and rather resembled a ... well he didn't want to think about that right now.

Since the fiasco, he had a rather more pressing problem. He had never been ridiculed before and his confidence was at rock bottom, as a result it was not only the Tower of Pisa that he couldn't get to stay up!

He had a hot date scheduled with Lois Lane for the next week and he needed to solve his problem fast. The trouble was, who did a superhero go to with such a delicate problem?

Disguised as his alter ego Clark Kent, he went into the newspaper offices to use the Internet and discovered a fascinating solution. Generic Viagra or Genric Cialis seemed to be the order of the day. They could help him to woo Lois Lane as ready as the Empire State Building rather than the Floppy Tower of Pisa!

He quickly ordered both Generic Viagra and generic Cialis so he could see which suited his type of performance the best. The longer-lasting the better - he was after all a super hero and certain expectations would have to be upheld.

Two days later Clark received a package containing a pack of Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis and was pleased to note that he had saved money by not buying the branded goods - super thrifty!

Feeling a little more like the powerhouse that he was, Superman got back to work and succeeded in rescuing a few cats stuck up trees and foiling a plan to rob a bank... he was back on track and shooting for the stars!

Back at the office, Lois touched up her make-up and wondered what tonight would be like, she was finally going on a date with the man of her dreams, and she hoped he was as powerful as a locomotive (but not perhaps faster than a speeding bullet) in bed as well in the air.

And we are pleased to report that this young lady was not disappointed at all - she had two superheroes in bed with her that night - Superman and Generic Viagra!