пятница, 11 апреля 2008 г.

Generic Viagra In The Year 2125

Scott342 was getting ready for his date. “Computer, navy outfit”, he said. His closet doors slid open and perfectly ironed navy slacks with a matching shirt slid out. Scott342 put on his clothes and walked over to his bathroom. “Computer, cologne” he said and he was misted with the perfect amount of men’s cologne. He stood and thought for a moment and decided that since he had fifteen minutes until he needed to pick up his date, he had better have the computer find the solution to his erectile dysfunction. He wasn’t worried; in the year 2125 almost everything was instantaneous and easy.


Scott walked toward his computer desk. “Computer, chair” he said and his chair slid out for him to sit in. “Computer, find solution for erectile dysfunction, low cost, reliable medicine” Scott342 sat for just a moment while his computer searched. Then his computer began to talk, “Generic Viagra, Generic Cialis, best results for your request”. “Explain Generic Viagra” Scott342 replied. His computer answered, “Generic Viagra is one of the top erectile dysfunction medications, it will give you excellent results, and will please your date immensely”. Scott342 smiled.


“Computer, explain Generic Cialis” he asked. His computer instantly answered, “Generic Cialis is similar to Generic Viagra, it is used by many men, and will offer superior results that will give you excellent stamina for your date tonight”. Scott thought for a moment and then stated, “Computer, choose one of the medicines for me, five pills”. A small container slid out from the side of his computer and Scott342 opened the lid. He looked inside and then took out the five pills. “Computer, off” he said and then he walked over to his bedroom.


“Light” he said as he entered the room. He put four of the pills on a small tray near his bed and he put one in his pocket. Tonight’s date was with Lisa399 and he was sure that they would end the night at her place. Lisa399 lived only 1,200 miles away. He stopped for a moment while he imagined how beautiful she was; he couldn’t wait to get the night started. All he would need to bring was that one pill and he would keep the others near his bed incase the date continued on for a couple of days and they came back to his house. He smiled as he thought about how great the evening would be.


Scott342 headed down his hallway and simply said “Door”. His front door lifted up and his car was waiting for him right outside; hovering in the air. Checking to make sure he had everything, he smiled as he jumped into his vehicle. “I wonder how people lived in the early 2000’s, must have taken forever to do things” he thought as his car lifted off into the sky. Looking at the Boston skyline, he said, “Computer, Daytona Florida” and he was whisked away. “I’ll be right on time” he thought as he sat back and enjoyed the ten minute ride.

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