Give it to Her Longer than War and Peace, with Generic Cialis!

Hello, Generic Cialis literature lovers! I've got some literature for you to consider! My name is Prof. Getyurrokssov, a famous (OK, completely obscure) professor of Russian literature, whose hobby is chasing after coeds. It can be hard for an aging man like me to keep up with those little Lolitas, and teach them the ways of the world! Lately I've had to begin using Generic Cialis to fuel my pursuit of those sassy young women. Sure, I could get fired for such romances, but hell, I don't give one damn about that! I want to live! Just yesterday I was lecturing on that classic Russian work, Crime and Punishment. My class (all females-I have quite a reputation as a "lecturer"!) gasped when I told them how Raskolnikov decided to become the übermensch by toting his giant tool around town, hidden beneath his overcoat, and pulling it out on unsuspecting women, young and old. He still reminds me of myself in my younger days, before Generic Cialis, when I used to roam the dorms of my fellow graduate students, sending them into other dimensions with my battle-axe. I was like Pechorin, the hero of A Hero of Our Time, who was known for capturing sultry Causacisan maidens and keeping them as sex slaves in his mountain tent. They pouted at first, but after a night with him, they were more than happy to stick around. He would have laughed at the very idea of Generic Cialis.

Of course, I might have too, until just a few months ago. I suppose a lot of men do. They think they're manhood is indestructible, and immortal. Then, one fine day, they can't get a hard-on, and they realize that maybe Generic Cialis isn't so silly after all! They look down at their battle-scarred rod, and think what Tolstoy must have felt after he got his mercury treatment for the VD he caught-they wonder whether it'll ever be good for anything. Well, Tolstoy bounced back-he was wandering around his estate, with that beard of his and his giant staff, teaching perky young peasant wenches their ABC's until he was ninety. So just imagine what a comeback you can enjoy with Generic Cialis! Once, at a resort in the Crimea, Tolstoy asked Chekhov if he had banged a lot of wenches in his youth. Chekhov was shy, and wouldn't answer. But hey, this was the guy who wrote The Cherry Orchard! This was a guy who mowed down entire forests of cherry trees with his shiny axe!

Did you know that Pushkin, Russia's greatest poet, had a foot fetish? He makes no bones about it, so to speak-he admits it in the opening chapter of his greatest work, Eugene Onegin. I can't say I'm a foot man, myself-although, as excited as I get with Generic Cialis, I'm open to working with any part of the female anatomy. Of course, Pushkin's most famous work is his long poem, The Bronze Horseman. It's about a statue of Peter the Great who's hung like a stallion, and comes to life, and horrifies every woman in St. Petersburg with the bronze idol between his legs. I'll tell you, my massive bronze colossus has come to life lately, thanks to Generic Cialis! Did you know they keep Rasputin's schlang in a jar of formaldehyde in a Petersburg museum? Pretty morbid, huh? But hey, what man wouldn't be proud to live on after his death? But it's still too early to think about such things-I'm a young man! Barely forty, but feeling like I'm in my twenties, now that I've started my Generic Cialis regimen.