четверг, 1 мая 2008 г.

How Did My Grandfather Deal With Generic Viagra?

I woke up and sighed as I thought about my day. “Another work day!” I thought, depressed at the thought of having to wake up so early. I looked at the numbers that were hovering in the air above my bed. “Eleven AM!” I said out loud and rather disgusted that I had to wake up so early. I figured that I should just get ready fast and get my work day over with so that I could spend the rest of my day having fun.

I took a quick two minute ionic shower, threw on my jumpsuit and ordered my car to take me to the Shuttle Station. I was entering our outer atmosphere within five minutes and I worked as quickly as possible. I maneuvered the ship to touch down onto the Living Space Hotel, order the biobots to remove the cargo and zipped back to Earth. “Man that took almost a whole hour!” I said to myself. I left work and wondered how my great-grandfather ever managed to live his life. I remember being a little kid and him telling me about how he used to have to work eight hours a day! “What a crazy world that must have been”, I said to myself.

My work was done for the day and now I needed to concentrate on the rest of my day. I went back to my house. As I flew closer, I realized just how difficult it must have been for my grandfather to be limited to living on land. My Atlantic Ocean home was in one of the prime real estate areas and I wouldn’t trade it for the worlds! Zipping up to the nine hundredth floor, I sighed as I entered into my living quarters. I had a lot to do, my date with my girlfriend was only one hour away and I had to shop for just about everything.

I turned on my home store and stood inside the booth. “Clothes, suit, blue”, I said. I stood and thought about if blue was really my best color. I tried all combinations, “Black, tan, light blue and on and on” Five whole minutes later, I finally settled on a tan suit. I ordered my shoes and belt and then went on to the even more important things. I was wondered how my grand-father could possibly have dealt with “stores” when he was my age. I remember that he told me he used to order his Generic Viagra on something called a “lap top”; I think I saw a picture of one of those before. My father would order Generic Cialis in his home store, but from what I can remember, it still needed to be delivered to his home. I spoke to my home store, “Please give availability on Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis”. It replied that both were plentiful in stock.

I thought back to my last experience with Generic Viagra; it was great. Then I remembered that the Generic Cialis was just as good. “Computer, choose one of the medications for me”. A pill appeared in my hand, wrapped in its usual clear plastic and I carefully put it into my pocket.

Now it was time to call my girlfriend. “Phone, Zalia”. Zalia answered and I asked her what she wanted to do, “Neptune, Mars or Earth, Baby?” Zalia asked if we could visit our favorite restaurant, it was only a few minutes away, about one thousand feet under the Pacific Ocean. “Not a problem, Baby, be right there.” I said. I was glad that I had my pill, work had been rough that day and I knew that the pill would come in handy.

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