четверг, 1 мая 2008 г.

Physician, Heal Thyself! One Woman Takes Matters into Her Own Hands with Generic Viagra

My name's Suki- you can call me Suki Doittome. Japanese-American, if you have to ask. And I have quite a story to tell about Generic Viagra. I'm a doctor, and I know there are lots of stories out there like mine, because I've heard them from my patients. Many long-suffering women like me. Because for about a year, the only place I felt my man's touch was on my epidermis. And for those who didn't major in anatomy, the epidermis is not where babies are made! Without Generic Viagra, he just didn't have the necessary hardness to penetrate me.

I once read somewhere that the skin (the epidermis, I mean), is a woman's most erogenous organ. As a doctor, let me tell you frankly- this is total bullcrap. We women like to be touched, guys, but what we really want is penetration- deep, prolonged penetration by a hulking piece of manflesh. Some men can find that difficult without Generic Viagra. Some men, like mine, can get so worn down by stress, even when relatively young, that their manhood starts to sag and droop, like a geriatric breast. Does that image turn you on, guys? Well, this is about how we women feel when we see your once-proud, strutting peacock sticking its proverbial head in the ground like an ostrich, or lying around like a plucked, dead chicken. This was my boyfriend before Generic Viagra.

I finally got out the charts and statistics and gave him an entire presentation one night (since we had nothing better to do in the bedroom). I explained to him, in strict medical terminology, how Generic Viagra works. Generic Viagra encourages proper muscle relaxation and a hot rush of blood into your pleasure piston, engorging it with power, increasing its girth and length to unheard-of proportions, making it hard enough to penetrate any defense. At first, my man just shook his head in disbelief. But when he finally ordered his Generic Viagra, and I unveiled his battering ram that first night, the thing was throbbing so wildly that it seemed to be nodding its head in affirmation of all of my medical claims! I pushed him over on the bed, saddled up, and rode him for hours- without even bothering to take off my white clinical jacket. Not for a while, at least. I guess we're a bit kinky like that.

Ever since he ordered that Generic Viagra, he's been burning my hospital down night after night after night. He takes me at home, and he takes me at work, after hours, when I'm working late. I can hardly believe the hardness he's achieved, thanks to Generic Viagra. The benefits for my physical and mental health are too many to be listed here, but I'm going to outline them soon in an article for a medical journal. I feel it's my scientific duty to report my findings!

Now, I tell all my patients whose patience is at an end to order their man some Generic Viagra, and run for cover. Because he'll be the animal he was when you first met him, when he begins treatment with Generic Viagra. Your entire relationship can be rejuvenated. Because, as we all know, there are a lot of problems in a relationship that can be solved in the bedroom. When a woman's being pounded and pushed to the brink of ecstasy, she tends to forget the little squabbles and arguments of the day. So keep that in mind, men. A dissatisfied woman is a... fussy woman. But you can calm everything down by simply admitting that you have a problem and choosing the only practical solution- some Generic Viagra. Here's to your health, guys!

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