Men of All Generations Use Generic Viagra

Kurt and his friend Armi were busy composing a special text message. They had just learned about a new contest, a contest sponsored by the Fox TV network. The two boys did not see or hear Kurt’s grandfather walk into the room.

Both boys showed an hint of surprise, when Kurt’s grandfather said, “What are you boys doing? You seem to be having a great time.”

Kurt provided his grandfather with an answer. “We are sending a text message,” he said. “We want to get some special wallpaper.”

“Wallpaper,” said the older man, sounding perplexed. “I thought you had decided to have your father paint your room. Did you change your mind?”

“It’s not that kind of wallpaper,” said Kurt. “It is wallpaper for my mobile phone.”

Kurt’s grandfather scratched his head as he walked away. Kurt’s friend watched the older man and said, “Your grandfather seems to need a lesson about 21st Century communications.”

“My grandfather may not know much about cell phone wallpaper,” said Kurt, “But he sure knows a lot about Generic Viagra.”

“Generic Viagra.” repeated Armi, “How did your grandfather learn about those ED pills?”

“My grandfather has had surgery for prostate cancer. Right after the operation, he had ED problems, and he for a while he used Generic Cialis. Later he found that he never had his plans interrupted, and so he switched to Generic Viagra.”

“Golly,” said Armi. “I did not realize that he knew about Generic Cialis, as well as Viagra I have been reading the online testimonials about those two types of ED pills.”

“If you promise not to kid my grandfather about his lack of familiarity with cell phone lingo, I will let you talk with him about ED pills.”

“Won’t your grandfather wonder why I would be interested in learning about ED pills? He knows I am not married.”

“After his surgery, my grandfather met some older, divorced men. They had also had prostate surgery. My grandfather had heard them express concerns about possible ED problems.

“When my grandfather came home from the hospital, he discovered that he had ED problems. He then contacted the men he had met in the hospital. They were the ones who told my grand- father how he could get some low cost Generic Cialis.”

“I see,” said Armi. “I guess men of every age have found reason to use ED pills.”

“You know,” said Kurt. “I read in a Wired Magazine that scientists are trying to develop a pill for women, a sort of ‘pink Viagra.’”

“Gee,” said Armi. “I did not know that. Kurt, you sure have lots of information about ED pills, especially since you are not using any yet.”

“I guess I am hoping I can learn as much as possible about all of the different ED pills, so that I if I find I need those pills, then I will know which ones I want to buy.”

“I hope you do not put-off trying them until you are as old as your grandfather.”