Generic Viagra Conquers the Acropolis of Athens

It's me, William the Conqueror, or, as I'm now being called in Greece, Erekticles, the man of many devices. We're more than a week into our Generic Viagra inspired tour of Europe; for our silver anniversary, I've taken my gray-eyed sex vixen of a wife through France, Germany, and Italy. During that time, with the help of Generic Viagra, I've treated her body like a canvas in Paris, covering it with impressionistic compositions in white; I've fed her some Bavarian sausage in Germany; and I've proven my mettle as a gladiator in Rome. After all of these adventures, we headed off for Greece-and, as my loyal readers know, I gave it to her in epic Homeric verse in the cabin of our Adriatic cruise ship, before we'd even made it to Greece. Generic Viagra had turned me into a wild man-or, more accurately, it had allowed me to become once again the man I always had been, even back in college-with rock-hard erections that could go the distance, in time and in space! My erectile dysfunction medication allowed me to respond to my wife naturally-to get aroused and to get her off whenever we wanted.

On the first morning of our Athens adventure, we headed for a tour of the Acropolis, whose mighty marbles have inspired poets to go on sex romps for centuries. As usual, I had my stockpile in my fanny-pack... funny, but I suddenly imagined some invention similar to those stupid beer-hats you see people wearing at football games-I could attach some tubing straight from my Generic Viagra laden fanny pack right through a hole in my zipper, so that my hungry little wolverine could scarf down some pills any time he was roused. But of course, I shook off this hallucination and began paying attention to the tour. I began by sharing some tidbits with my wife, based on my fluent knowledge of Ancient Greek. "Did you know, honey, that 'acropolis' literally means "high city," or acre polis? 'Hey polis' is Greek for 'the city.'" "Honey, have you overdosed on that Generic Viagra?" "Funny that the Greek source of the word Parthenon is "parthenos," or maiden-since the Parthenon is dedicated to the maiden Athena. The Greek "parthenos" is one of those rare nouns that is feminine in gender, but masculine in form-so it takes the feminine article 'hey,' not the masculine article, 'ho.'" "Who you callin' ho?" my wife said, in mock anger. "Take some Generic Viagra-I want you to throw me against this rocky cliff and make me feel like a goddess. "Sweetie, you know I love you, but this is just a bit too public. I don't want to pleasure you in a jail cell tonight. Some Greek criminal might end up pleasuring me instead, and I don't want that!"

I ripped the raiments from my Greek goddess and threw her onto the bed, and before I could even take my pants off completely, my spear-toting warrior was encroaching upon her dark underworld. Generic Viagra allowed us to revisit the world of Greek myth. After I'd teased her a bit by rattling my sword just at the mouth of her cavern, she pulled me out and declared that she was Cerberus, the three-headed guardian of those dark realms. And let me tell you-the heady action that followed could have set off a three-alarm fire. I somehow endured the white-hot lashes of her tongue and lips without exploding, and finally pushed her head from me, pushed her back onto the edge of the bed, and plunged headlong into her nether regions. After long wanderings, I emerged once again, and sprayed my Orphic love poetry all over her heaving breasts. Sing in me, muse, of Generic Viagra- of the man of twists and turns, who plundered the hallowed heights of Troy.

Generic Viagra created Superman

Superman was feeling a bit miserable, it was not fun being a super hero all the time. In fact he had been feeling a bit under the weather recently. He'd had a bad week last week - there had been a hurricane and a fire in Metropolis and then he'd had to fly to Italy to rescue the Leaning Tower of Pisa from collapse. To his humiliation, he couldn't properly save the ancient monument and the Press had had a field day mocking his attempts. The Floppy Tower of Pisa doesn't have quite the same cachet - the tower was now bent over in the middle and rather resembled a ... well he didn't want to think about that right now.

Since the fiasco, he had a rather more pressing problem. He had never been ridiculed before and his confidence was at rock bottom, as a result it was not only the Tower of Pisa that he couldn't get to stay up!

He had a hot date scheduled with Lois Lane for the next week and he needed to solve his problem fast. The trouble was, who did a superhero go to with such a delicate problem?

Disguised as his alter ego Clark Kent, he went into the newspaper offices to use the Internet and discovered a fascinating solution. Generic Viagra or Genric Cialis seemed to be the order of the day. They could help him to woo Lois Lane as ready as the Empire State Building rather than the Floppy Tower of Pisa!

He quickly ordered both Generic Viagra and generic Cialis so he could see which suited his type of performance the best. The longer-lasting the better - he was after all a super hero and certain expectations would have to be upheld.

Two days later Clark received a package containing a pack of Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis and was pleased to note that he had saved money by not buying the branded goods - super thrifty!

Feeling a little more like the powerhouse that he was, Superman got back to work and succeeded in rescuing a few cats stuck up trees and foiling a plan to rob a bank... he was back on track and shooting for the stars!

Back at the office, Lois touched up her make-up and wondered what tonight would be like, she was finally going on a date with the man of her dreams, and she hoped he was as powerful as a locomotive (but not perhaps faster than a speeding bullet) in bed as well in the air.

And we are pleased to report that this young lady was not disappointed at all - she had two superheroes in bed with her that night - Superman and Generic Viagra!

He learned a lot about Generic Viagra

Blake had a smile on his face for the first time in a long time. As he drove down the street, all he could think about was the woman he had just met. Blake thought about how he had wanted to meet a beautiful woman for a couple years now, since his last relationship went down hill; and it went down hill fast. Out of the blue he began to experience erectile dysfunction. Blake had no idea what to do, the few friends that he confided in, had no idea what he should do. Before he had a chance to learn about Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis, his lover was gone.

Blake finally did research from the privacy of his home; he searched the web for hours and he learned a lot about Generic Viagra. Blake was an ice delivery guy, that didn't give him a huge income. He always thought that any solution to his dilemma would be much too expensive for him. And there it was one night: Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis, available online. He didn't even need to be embarrassed to pick it up at his pharmacy! Determined to never lose a woman again, Blake obtained the pills and then.he waited.

He waited a long time to meet someone and his Generic Cialis sat in its bottle for a long time. He waited while his family tried to fix him up on blind dates that made him wish he had stayed at home. He waited while his friends tried to coach him into approaching women at dance clubs who seemed more interested in the flashy dressers and womanizers. He waited while his profile sat on an online dating site and he never saw a woman's photograph that made his heart skip a beat. And Blake waited for a chance to take his Generic Viagra and feel like a real man again.

Then one day, Blake was asked to cover part of a new delivery route. Just moments earlier, Blake had pulled his ice truck up to a convenience store; it was going to be just a normal delivery. As he piled up the heavy bags of ice, he looked at the parking lot: no cars. "Better that way", he thought, as customers usually get in the way of trying to deliver the ice.

Blake entered the store and most beautiful woman he had ever seen, with the kindest eyes and the most amazing smile was standing before him. Trying to get his words out properly, Blake thought he may have looked crazy! He laughed to himself that she must have thought he was the happiest ice-deliverer in the world! His smile reached from ear to ear, as he stated he was there to stock the ice in the store.

Her name was Donna. "Oh, Donna, you are so beautiful", Blake said to himself as he headed closer to the ice warehouse. Their conversation had gone perfectly, both felt an immediate attraction and Blake wasn't nervous at all when he asked Donna if she would allow him to treat her to dinner the following Saturday night. "Finally", thought Blake, "I may just have found the one for me, and if so, I can finally try the pills." Then Blake began to worry if his generic pills would actually work. His thoughts kept changing from Donna's gorgeous smile to the worry of if his solution would really work.

Saturday came and their date was more than Blake ever expected. Donna, who had been looking for her match for quite a while felt as if she was floating. As they sat beside the ocean, looking out into the waves, they smiled that smile that only true soul mates have. Blake and Donna were perfect for each other. Time didn't seem to matter anymore; each day just flew into the next one. They spent all of their free time together and love began to grow just as a rose bush does: one bud, then several, then before you know it you have gorgeous blooms surrounding you. Then the day came when it was time to take their relationship to one of intimacy.

Did Blake's Generic Viagra work? You could ask him, if you happen to be in Hawaii next week, where Blake and Donna are celebrating their honeymoon.

Generic Viagra Helps One Old Soldier Tend to Things Back the Homefront

Although I'm a career army officer, I've got a soft side too. I love my wife, first of all. Even have a thing for poetry. And, as a famous poet once wrote, there are four seasons in the life of man. If that is the case, then, as some other poet put it, I was in the winter of my discontent. Or, rather, my partner's discontent. This was back before I ordered Generic Cialis. In those days, Lucy was most definitely not content, and she let me know it, that first time I came home from duty overseas, and failed to satisfy her the way she had, um, come to expect. Hell, by the time I headed out again, she had started to throw in the expected jokes about Generic Viagra, even Generic Cialis. She could be cruel at times.

But Lucy loved me- I knew that. And all of her reproaches, even occasional insults, were born out of love. She kept mentioning Generic Viagra not because she doubted my manhood- far from it. She just wanted it back. She wanted to be loved, the way I used to love her. She remembered the man I was, the nights I gave her. And she was frustrated. She'd heard about Generic Viagra, and had urged me to try it. In her way, Lucy was always more practical than me- I tended to let my silly machismo get in the way. For some reason I looked at ordering Generic Cialis as an admission of defeat- and felt like some battle-worn general whose sword was falling now to the ground, covered in shame.

I didn't feel old- I was still in the spring of my life. But already, it seemed, the once green leaves were already falling from my towering, gnarled oak. And I was a young man! Granted, I wasn't a fresh-faced recruit. I was battle-tested- in love and in war. But before I broke down and ordered Generic Viagra, I felt worse than a rookie. Because a young man can get hard, but he doesn't hold out too long before he blows his top. Over the years, I'd learned to be patient in bed, to last as long as I needed to to lead Lucy on long and exciting campaigns. But now I couldn't even get hard, much less stay hard. That is, until I considered Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis. They allow you to get and keep your erection.

Well, during my absence, I changed my battle tactics- I ordered some Generic Viagra. So the next time I returned to the home front, I was armed to the hilt. My pistol was throbbing in its holster. I decided to surprise Lucy. She went through the motions, welcoming me home- the candlelit dinner, the incense, all the things women do to "create that atmosphere." Back in the day, before I needed Generic Viagra or Generic Cialis, it didn't take any theatrics to get me in the mood. I'd come home, toss her onto the sofa, and storm her fortress. Lately, even these productions of hers hadn't helped arouse me. The wine just made me tired.

But this time, I politely ate my dinner, after slipping to the restroom to take some Generic Viagra. When Lucy asked me if I'd like dessert, I answered by tackling her onto the sofa. Before she knew it, I had breached her defenses, plunging my battering ram into her gate, pounding, pounding, and pounding. She looked at me, breathless, and asked what had come over me? I told her not to worry about that, that I'd come over her. But not before she was completely satisfied. Maybe she guessed that I'd ordered Generic Viagra. But after hours of love-making, I realized something myself. I'd waited far too long to order my Generic Viagra. And placing that order was hardly some act of surrender. It was a declaration of victory. I was still in the spring of life. Or, at the very latest, the summer.

A Female Doctor Opts for Invasive Probing with Generic Viagra

Hello again! Time for more Generic Viagra news from a woman's perspective, guys! It's me, Dr. Suki Doittome, with more medical information, and personal stories, for the men out there. I've seen first-hand what Generic Viagra can do for a man who's feeling a bit down down there. I've already shared with my loyal readers how I convinced my ailing boyfriend to get real and get hard and get some Generic Viagra. He promptly did so, and he's been a raging bull every since. Which is the way I like it- I enjoy a rough ride every now and then. People who see me at the office every day, with my clean lab jacket and my stethoscope, might find all of this hard to believe. But, as a matter of fact, I sometimes leave my jacket on during! Especially since my boyfriend's made a habit of sneaking in to administer injections to me in my place of work. Since starting the Generic Viagra I prescribed for him, he's been even more adventurous than he was when I first met him

Just the other day, I was working late again, writing prescriptions for Generic Viagra, when a knock came at my office door. "Come in," I said. "Don't mind if I do, Dr. Doittome," came the answer- the door opened a bit, and a dozen bright red roses stuck their heads through the door. Then- good gosh!- something else bright and red stuck its head through the door, followed by the rest of my boyfriend. That's the Generic Viagra at work! He had already unzipped in the empty hallway. "Your reputation precedes you!" I gasped. He scattered the roses around the room and took me right there, on the desk. But not before putting on my stethoscope. He likes to play doctor a lot now since he got his Generic Viagra- and he can do anything he wants to me. I trust his expertise.

One night he lost all shame and dragged me off to the MRI scanner- you know, those big cylindrical contraptions, where the patient lies on a little bed and passes through the hoop, as it takes high-resolution scans of the patient's insides. We call this a "non-invasive" method. Well, with his Generic Viagra in his bloodstream, my boyfriend was very, very invasive. He probed me deeply as he set me down on the MRI bed; somehow I reached back, pressed a button, and the bed started moving, and the machinery started humming and rotating around us as we began to pass into the circular opening. Generic Viagra sure had led to some interesting situations! I contemplated, for a moment, the nesting-doll quality of our position- his entire body was passing into the huge donut hole of the MRI, even as his second self, his manhood, was passing into my own apparatus. It was like one of those Escher drawings.

What a long, strange trip it's been with Generic Viagra! I won't even talk about the scans that we found waiting for us after we had finished- some very interesting cross-sections to say the least! But we headed straight from the MRI room to the physical therapy room, because after what he did to me, I was having trouble walking! After a bit of hydrotherapy in the hot tub, though, I was good to go. By the time it was all over, it was almost time for my morning shift already! Time sure flies with Generic Viagra. My colleagues were starting to trickle into the building- and, after banging me all night, my boyfriend had been reduced to a trickle as well! Hey, even Generic Viagra has its limits!

Generic Viagra in the Valley of the Kings

It's William the Conqueror back, with more tales of my conquests of the Mediterranean during the Generic Viagra silver anniversary cruise I took with my wife, who was suddenly acting half her age in the bedroom-like some naughty young minx. Ever since I'd finally taken practical steps to deal with my erectile dysfunction problems, and had ordered some Generic Viagra to smuggle along on our European Grand Tour, she'd been groaning with pleasure every night... and every day. I was banging her like there was no tomorrow. And Lord knows she deserved a good banging, after those months of loneliness, during which my wildebeest didn't have enough energy to raise its mighty head, much less graze and romp in her grassy plains. Why the reference to African beasts, you ask? Because, after our shameless Generic Viagra sexcapade in the cradle of Western Civilization, Greece, we continued our sex tour of the Mediterranean, and headed for an even more ancient center of civilization, in Northern Africa-Egypt. And you know those ancient Egyptians knew how to get it on. Lots of sand, of course-you had to be on the lookout for that stuff. Needless to say, before we'd even arrived, my wife had begun calling me "Ramses," thanks to my Generic Viagra regimen. You know, because I'd been ramming her every which way but Sunday. I responded by calling her "Imhotep." "Who you callin' ho?" she answered, in mock anger-just as she had in Athens. "OK, OK, Queen Nefertitty," I said, trying to pacify her. "That's more like it," she said, shaking her ample bosom. It was then I realized she wasn't wearing a bra. The things she'd started doing again since I'd started taking Generic Viagra! We'd both regained out youth, it seemed.

So, our cruise ship docked at Alexandria-home of the ancient library that burned, tragically, leading to the loss of many a priceless manuscript. For a moment I contemplated the vagaries of history, the vicissitudes of time and its cruel passage. Then I just started thinking about sex. Then I ducked into a restroom and popped some Generic Viagra. By the time our bus pulled into Cairo, I had an erection that could have toppled governments. Remember those school bus rides, back in the day? You know what I'm talking about, my dear readers. Between that and climbing the rope during gym, we all had certain premonitions of the sex we'd have in high school. Back in those days, especially when my wife and I first met in college (and got it on more often than we went to class), erectile dysfunction was the last thing we were worried about. Those were the happy days before Generic Viagra was even necessary. But, time flies, and destroys everything in its path-even our proud marble columns. After seeing Athens, I thought-hey, if time's scythe mowed down the eternal Parthenon, then why should my Johnson be any different? Thanks be to Zeus that Generic Viagra had turned back the clock.

By the time we got to Cairo, and the bus pulled in to the station, I was embarrassed to rise from my seat. My wife had had her hand on my lap almost the entire way, and thanks to the Generic Viagra I'd taken, I responded-and how. I was on the verge of unzipping my fly, just to give my lotus flower some fresh air. Then I remembered that Egypt was a muslim country, and was pretty strict about that sort of thing. Hell, our country was too, come to think about it. I held a bag discretely in front of my ladykiller, all the way up to the room. Then, I unleashed it. Generic Viagra had worked its magic again.

Generic Viagra, Cialis and The Exchange of Boxes

Timothy sat on the sofa with his head down; his mind was weary and tired. It had been months that he was struggling with erectile dysfunction. What was once the most passionate relationship he ever had with his wife Stacy was now non-existent. He loved Stacy with all his heart and he didn’t want to lose her. He shook his head and thought, “If I don’t do something soon, she’ll leave me for sure”. He slowly walked over to his computer. Thinking about what to type, he though for a moment. He knew that he needed to stay within a strict budget and he knew that he needed help fast. He typed in “Generic Viagra”.

Stacy sat in her bedroom with her head down; her mind was tired and a bit frustrated. For months, her husband Timothy had not been able to have any stamina in the bedroom. She thought back to the passionate relationship that they once shared. She loved Timothy with all of her heart and she didn’t want to lose him. “I hope it’s not me, I hope he’s still attracted to me!” she thought. She slowly turned on her lap top computer. Thinking about what to type, she thought about how Timothy was always trying to keep them on a strict budget. She then typed in “Generic Cialis”.

Timothy sat on the sofa and was intrigued with what he was reading about Generic Viagra. He sighed a breath of relief as he learned that he was most certainly not alone. Generic Viagra was used by countless men who found they needed some help.

Stacy sat on the bed and read with great interest about Generic Cialis. She felt a lot better when she learned that the issue was not whether Timothy was attracted to her or not. It could happen to couples that were madly in love and very attracted to each other. Generic Cialis helped so many couples that were going through the same thing.

One hour later, Stacy and Timothy both walked into the kitchen at the same time; they were also both smiling. “I have a bit of a surprise for you” Stacy said. “You took the words right out of my mouth!” Timothy replied. The couple smiled. Stacy told Timothy that her surprise would be ready by Saturday. Timothy again said, “You took the words right out of my mouth!” Agreeing to keep their ideas a surprise until then, the couple hugged each other.

Saturday night, Stacy made sure to look her best and Timothy did so also. They say across the table from each other and at the same time, they both handed a small box to each other. Timothy received a box wrapped in blue paper with a note that said, “Let’s stay up all night”. Stacy received a box wrapped in pink paper with a note that said “I took one already, let’s stay up all night!” As they opened the boxes, they laughed and hugged each other as they saw that they had both ordered generic erectile dysfunction medication. The laughter and quite a few other loud noises could be heard from their bedroom until the sun rose the next morning.

Generic Viagra In The Year 2125

Scott342 was getting ready for his date. “Computer, navy outfit”, he said. His closet doors slid open and perfectly ironed navy slacks with a matching shirt slid out. Scott342 put on his clothes and walked over to his bathroom. “Computer, cologne” he said and he was misted with the perfect amount of men’s cologne. He stood and thought for a moment and decided that since he had fifteen minutes until he needed to pick up his date, he had better have the computer find the solution to his erectile dysfunction. He wasn’t worried; in the year 2125 almost everything was instantaneous and easy.

Scott walked toward his computer desk. “Computer, chair” he said and his chair slid out for him to sit in. “Computer, find solution for erectile dysfunction, low cost, reliable medicine” Scott342 sat for just a moment while his computer searched. Then his computer began to talk, “Generic Viagra, Generic Cialis, best results for your request”. “Explain Generic Viagra” Scott342 replied. His computer answered, “Generic Viagra is one of the top erectile dysfunction medications, it will give you excellent results, and will please your date immensely”. Scott342 smiled.

“Computer, explain Generic Cialis” he asked. His computer instantly answered, “Generic Cialis is similar to Generic Viagra, it is used by many men, and will offer superior results that will give you excellent stamina for your date tonight”. Scott thought for a moment and then stated, “Computer, choose one of the medicines for me, five pills”. A small container slid out from the side of his computer and Scott342 opened the lid. He looked inside and then took out the five pills. “Computer, off” he said and then he walked over to his bedroom.

“Light” he said as he entered the room. He put four of the pills on a small tray near his bed and he put one in his pocket. Tonight’s date was with Lisa399 and he was sure that they would end the night at her place. Lisa399 lived only 1,200 miles away. He stopped for a moment while he imagined how beautiful she was; he couldn’t wait to get the night started. All he would need to bring was that one pill and he would keep the others near his bed incase the date continued on for a couple of days and they came back to his house. He smiled as he thought about how great the evening would be.

Scott342 headed down his hallway and simply said “Door”. His front door lifted up and his car was waiting for him right outside; hovering in the air. Checking to make sure he had everything, he smiled as he jumped into his vehicle. “I wonder how people lived in the early 2000’s, must have taken forever to do things” he thought as his car lifted off into the sky. Looking at the Boston skyline, he said, “Computer, Daytona Florida” and he was whisked away. “I’ll be right on time” he thought as he sat back and enjoyed the ten minute ride.

Generic Viagra is Like Miracle Grow For this Cowboy’s Cactus

Howdy there, partner! Glad you're back to gather around the campfire with me, old Cowboy Dick, to hear the rest of my Generic Viagra story. It's a ignorant story, for sure, but that because I ain't nothing but a stupid hayseed. But I'm a bronco in the bedroom, I can tell you that. I like doing it to a little lady out on the desert floor, beneath the stars. I remember the first time I took little Suzy outdoors to do it, among the cactuses. Back before I needed Generic Viagra, I was a raging beast. Let me tell you, she got bit by my fat rattler that night-she barely survived! But the next evening, when that sunset started to glow in the West, she wanted more. So we left our mint juleps on the back porch and moseyed out into the cacti for more rattlesnake action. She liked to ride me sidesaddle-first at a nice, slow trot.

Then she'd get fearless, and spur me in the buttocks, and whip me, and drive me into a furious gallop, like as if we was running from Injuns. I didn't need Generic Viagra to respond; my Billy the Kid would fire double-fisted, spraying silver bullets right past her head-you know, just to scare her a bit. She got a real kick out of that. Because riding me was just like riding one of them bulls in the rodeo, which is what I do for a living. It ain't a game-it can be a matter of life and death, if you don't know what you're doing. I only realized how dangerous I'd been when I began needing Generic Viagra, and began daydreaming about my past rolls in the hay. A woman who was young and silly might well go and get herself kilt, trying to ride my mustang. Anyway, you can see the kind of sex my gal Suzy was used to getting before my erectile dysfunction problem surfaced. After months of delay, I finally admitted that this grizzled old cowboy needed a helping hand, and I ordered my Generic Viagra. I just praise the stars that I did.

Because when she wasn't able to ride the rattler, Suzy got downright depressed, until I ordered my Generic Viagra. I'd look into those eyes of hers, and they were as empty as a border wasteland... a long, hot ride to nowhere. Soon she couldn't even cry anymore. Her Rio Grande had gone and dried up, and she was left to thirst, day after day, in that hot desert. She begged me to order Generic Viagra, which it turns out has been around for almost a decade up in New York City, but around the rodeo tent, we'd just heard of it a few weeks back. At first I thought it was some kind of Mexican food. Then I learned that it was a sauce to spice up my big burly burrito between my legs. One of the younger cowboys actually told me he'd gotten some Generic Viagra in Santa Fe, and had been using it to great effect for several weeks now. I realized then, coming from him, that it wasn't just that I was some washed-up old geezer who'd been thrown from one too many bulls. If a younger fellah like him needed the stuff, then I realized that age and health didn't have much to do with it. I was just overstressed. He told me I wasn't getting enough blood flow to my talleywhacker, and that if you don't have proper circulation, you'll never get a woody woodpecker. I said that sounded like plain old common sense. So I got him to order me some Generic Viagra on something he called the Internet. I think that's something like the Pony Express mail service, except it goes through the television or something.

Generic Viagra Wakens the Slumbering Beast

I'd seen that look of disappointment in Anna's eyes one too many times. I knew that this was the last time. Was it time to buy Generic Viagra? Generic Cialis, maybe? This was, as the French say, the "drop of water that makes the vase overflow." In plain English: the straw that broke the camel's back. Because, quite honestly, I hadn't made her overflow for longer than I'd care to remember. Hell, forget overflowing- she hadn't had a drop. I thought again about Generic Viagra. It was time- I had to try something. I felt like a tired old rubber hose rotting somewhere in a garden. I was the camel whose back was broken. My tired, sand-swept head dangled on its long and once-proud neck, without a sign of life. I wasn't likely to be leading Anna on that trans-Saharan caravan anytime soon. Not without some Generic Viagra or Generic Cialis.

It's that look in your woman's eyes that gets to you- more than any insult, any tears or hysterics, or the nagging about ordering some Generic Cialis. It's that helpless, sad puppy dog look- that broken-hearted look that just begs you to pet it. Well, petting has been about all I've been capable of lately. I'd pet, pet, pet- well, most of the time, ask her to pet me, hoping and praying for some sign of life from that slumbering beast in the thicket. I hope it could be revived without any Generic Viagraor Generic Cialis. I was stubborn like that. Anna was more practical. Of course, she'd long known about Generic Viagra. But recently, friends had starting raving about Generic Cialis as well. She was ready to try anything.

But more about that slumbering beast, before Generic Viagra. The thing was driving me mad! It was like some rebellious limb, refusing to obey my will. Sometimes, at her touch, it would raise its head sleepily, as if ready to go out on the hunt. It perked up, stuck its head out of its cave, and looked around a bit. And I dared to hope. But imagine my horror when, once again, its eyes- well, eye- glazed over tiredly, and it rolled back over on its side, to continue its hibernation. I wondered if Generic Cialis could call this sleeping giant back to life. But I was as stubborn as it was. I put off ordering any Generic Viagra. Instead, I just followed the beast's example, rolling over pathetically in my bed, assuming the fetal position (the only position I'd been in recently). I pulled the covers over me, and turned out the light. I wanted to escape from the harsh light of reality.

Drowning in a storm of frustration and sexual despair, I dreamed of Generic Viagra, as if it were some tall lighthouse, shining proudly on a rocky shore. I imagined that a lifesaver had been thrown to me. Then, of course, I imagined that I was the lighthouse, shoving all of my rock-hard, brick-red girth into the hole of the lifesaver. God, I thought- Freud would have a field day with me. At least I found release in my dreams. But I wanted real satisfaction. I wanted Generic Viagra.

This was my life of frustration, until finally I ordered Generic Viagra. Today I look back on it as if it were some long nightmare. It's not only as if I've won Anna back again- I've won myself back. I can look with confidence at her, and in the mirror. I wonder what took me so long to break down and order Generic Viagra? Stubbornness, I suppose, that only harms itself.