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It’s not about the trash! Give Her What She Needs With Generic Cialis

2008-09-03T13:45:00.001-07:00

Guys, are you like me? Have you ever wondered why it is that your wife's so cranky? Unfortunately, you can't ascribe all of her hysterics to pre-menstrual syndrome. Nope, it goes much deeper than that. It's because you aren't going deeply enough into her. And if you're suffering from erectile dysfunction like I was, you won't have the hardness or the endurance to give her what she needs, until you order some Generic Cialis online. If your wife is starting to seem unsatisfied with every little thing you do, you can rest assured-it's all because she's unsatisfied in the bedroom. Women are crazy like that-hormone levels and whatnot. If all it takes to recover your old virility is a little Generic Cialis, then why not do her and yourself a favor, and order some? Before I finally placed my order, it had been several months since I'd made love to my wife, and the lack of passion in the bedroom was reflected in every aspect of our life together, until I finally admitted that I had a major problem, and bought some Generic Cialis online.

Because when a woman's not getting it in the bedroom, it shows it every room of the house. She starts to get picky. When she starts yelling at you about taking out the trash, guys, believe me... it ain't about the trash. It's about the fact that she hasn't had an orgasm in the past two months. That's when ordering Generic Cialis begins to seem very wise. When she finds the toilet seat up in the bathroom? Do you think it's really about the toilet seat? A sexually satisfied woman would let it slide. What about that extra beer you open after dinner on a weekend? Guys, it's not about the beer. She just wishes you'd bring her to a nice head of foam. Order some Generic Cialis already, and give it to her the way you used to. You'd be surprised what it'll do for your marriage. Because the simple fact is that if the bedroom is as cold as a meat locker, the frustration is going to spill over into other aspects of your life, until you get real and order some Generic Cialis. Women like to pretend that they "don't really need it." What a load of bull. What they want more than anything is to "feel like a woman." And that means feeling you inside them, long, hard, and strong.

After months of frustration in the bedroom, and petty recriminations in every other room of the house-about the trash, about the toilet seat, about that extra beer-I finally admitted that Mr. Winky and I had a little motivation problem, and I ordered some Generic Cialis. Nothing could be easier than ordering Generic Cialis online-everything's completely discreet. No need to be embarrassed. Just click a button, and your Generic Cialis is at your doorstep in a matter of days. Then, you've got the secret weapon you need in your arsenal, to rouse your old warrior whenever the battle cry is heard. Once you start giving it to her again the way you used to, you'll be surprised at how harmoniously your family life becomes again. We all know women are moody-and when they aren't getting it in the you-know-where, they get really moody! Hey, who can blame them? We all want to get what's coming to us. So do the lady a favor-order some Generic Cialis, and cut yourself loose. Pound her like there's no tomorrow. Sure, your a little older. The stress at work may have taken its toll. It's not like ordering Generic Cialis is some admission of defeat. All the stuff does is restore proper blood flow to your Johnson rod-it allows you to get hard and stay hard naturally, the way you used to.

Jimmy, Generic Viagra and His Dream Girl

2008-09-03T13:45:00.000-07:00

Jimmy sat at his desk but his mind wasn’t on work. He barely noticed his computer in front of him; all he could think about was Tina. Tina was hired two weeks early and Jimmy was in love at first sight. Tina was everything that he desired: beautiful, smart, funny and most importantly, single. Jimmy never had a problem talking to women, so he flirted up a storm. Now, he sat at his desk wondering why he had let himself flirt so much that asking her out on a date was eminent. That would normally be a great thing, but not now. Jimmy had been having erectile dysfunction; to date his dream girl and have it all ruined by not being able to please her would be a disaster for Jimmy. He sat daydreaming as was finally alerted awake by the sound of the bell that meant that it was break time.

Jimmy then turned to his computer and clicked onto the internet. Not sure what to type into his search bar, he typed the only thing that he could think of: “can’t keep an erection”. To his amazement, there seemed to be an endless amount of information in front of him. Careful that no one was looking, he began to search around. One click led to another and soon Jimmy was reading about Generic Cialis. He had heard of Cialis before, but had no solid understanding of how it worked or that Generic Cialis was even available. He began to feel hope and continued on. Moments later he was reading about Generic Viagra; again with this medication, he didn’t know that countless guys used Generic Viagra to fix their issues.

By the time the lunch bell rang, Jimmy had gotten zero work done but was filled with knowledge of Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis. He felt completely relieved that not just elderly men had his problem and that there was proven methods of help. “I’ve got my ammunition now!” he thought, “Now I just need to get the girl!” Jimmy ordered the only solution that seemed to be backed up by so many guys with the same problem as he had and it was due to be delivered soon. He only prayed that a girl as beautiful as Tina remained single until the shipment came.

Within a week, Jimmy got his delivery, and now he needed to get Tina. Arriving at work at the same time one day, he held the door open for her and he took a deep breathe. “I can’t blow this chance” he thought to himself. Her smile told him the light was green. By the time they had reached her office, it was time to make his move. He had the confidence that he could please her in every way that she deserved. He left with four things: a smile, her phone number, plans for a date the following Saturday and his hand in his jacket pocket, holding tight to his bottle of pills.

Her Out to the Old Ball Game with Generic Viagra

2008-09-03T13:41:00.002-07:00

My girlfriend Barbara is a baseball fanatic. So I've got a Generic Viagra story all about the game. Even her bedroom is full of baseball regalia- uniforms, bats, autographed gloves, etc. I've become a fan myself, and always get a laugh out of her baseball-inspired bedroom antics. I remember in the days before I even needed Generic Viagra, she'd sometimes take her baseball cap off when I exposed my big slugger (yep, she even wore that hat sometimes during sex) and put the darn thing right on my Randy Johnson, joking that it was "something she could hang her hat on!" Yep, long before Generic Viagra entered our lives, she could always count on the "Big Unit" to finish strong for her, going extra innings whenever necessary.

I don't know what happened, but at some point I couldn't deny that I was losing some endurance out there on the mound, and I couldn't deny that Generic Viagra was the only trusted answer for a man in my condition. Maybe it was my diet of corn dogs and beers that had caught up with me, from going to all those games with Barbara. But I was losing some zip on my fastball. Until I finally broke down and ordered my Generic Viagra, Barbara would sit there talking to it, coaxing it, asking it how it felt, whether it could go or not- it was like those endless conferences out on the mound, with a pitcher who was clearly past his prime. One night, sexually frustrated, she called it her "bobble-head doll." That's when I went straight to the computer and purchased my Generic Viagra online, after a bit of research confirmed what certain friends of mine had claimed- about its effectiveness, its flexibility, and its ability to go the distance.

When my Generic Viagra arrived, I took some on the sly at the ninth inning of a day at the stadium with Barbara, just before we'd be leaving for her apartment. I'd had my arm around her the whole game, and shortly after I'd self-medicated, I found myself becoming very aroused. She inadvertently hit her elbow it, and laughed, this time forced- no joke!- to cover my throbbing lap with her baseball cap. So, this was what Generic Viagra could do for a man in a slump! We quickly headed for the exits, found our car, and beat the crowd home.

When she pulled down my shorts, she gasped at the sight of the serious lumber I'd brought to the plate. Thanks to Generic Viagra, it was just as it always had been: hard as a metal bat, but with that all-natural feel of wood, and that dark, rich tone that speaks of plenty of rub-downs with pine-tar. She put on her batting gloves and tried its familiar grip. I pointed prophetically into the distance- she understood immediately that I was "calling" a home run, just like the Babe. With Generic Viagra, I had complete confidence in my ability to go yard. I swung it back and forth several times, proudly, then squatted down into my accustomed stance, and went about pounding the ball. She'd never gotten it so good, so hard. It didn't take long before she was singing the national anthem, almost delirious with sexual ecstasy. Needless to say, the next morning, she was singing the praises of Generic Viagra. "You had complete control of your fastball, slugger," she purred. "You were untouchable."

I have to wonder why other Big Leaguers are sometimes reluctant to call in some relief and order some Generic Viagra. Millions of men have been in the same position, and have made a call to the bullpen, only to return to the mound stronger and more confident than ever. My Generic Viagra treatments returned that blood flow to my lumber, and allowed me to play the game the way I always had- naturally.

Flash Gordon and Generic Cialis

2008-09-03T13:41:00.001-07:00

Flash Gordon sighed. His life had changed a lot recently. Blasted into an interplanetary adventure via a space rocket with a slightly crazy scientist and a beautiful woman, he then discovered that the father he had thought long dead was being held prisoner by Ming The Merciless, a rather unsavoury character on this bizarre planet he had landed on. Following that, he had been launched into a life or death race to save planet earth, rescue his father and free Dale Arden, the woman and the centre of all his thoughts.

Throughout their adventure he had battled with and for her and they had fallen madly in love along the way.

But now all the furore had died down and they had been cleaned up after all their strange adventures and crowned King and Queen of this planet, he felt a bit worried.

What if he didn't turn out to be the hero and solid hunk of manhood she thought he was? While in the thick of it, he hadn't had time to think about what he was doing but just acted on instinct. But now the dust had settled, he had rather too much time to ponder his actions and a new emotion had come to the surface - nervousness.

He had just returned from a wonderful feast with Dale, where they had whispered sweet nothings (and a few not so sweet, but rather more unsavoury nothings) and at then end as she breathily pushed up against him, he felt his thrusting, surging excitement recede and he hastily pulled away, saying that good things are worth waiting for and that he respected her too much to ´disrespect´ her on a first proper date. Her disappointed face was etched on his mind as he sadly walked away.

"I know what was behind that withdrawal, you can't stay ready for action" a sneering voice said and Ming (who was not called the Merciless for nothing) began to tease him relentlessly about his shortcomings.

With firm resolve, Flash (who was not called Flash for nothing either) sped off at top speed to find Professor Hans Zarkof, who could solve all manner of problems. True to form Zarkof found a new wonder drug called Generic Viagra, and then another called Generic Cialis, and procured them for Flash to try.

"Zees Generic Viagra will put the rocket back in your missile, the hump back into your pump and the firepower back into your blaster." He predicted, and Flash, anxious to rejuvenate his staying power, downed a Generic Cialis - for they promised staying power to even the most exhausted astronaut. And Dale, welcoming him with open arms, soon found herself transported to another planet - for this wasn't just another flash in the pan but a cascade of fireworks that could keep on banging all night, and well on into the morning as well!

John’s Generic Cialis Clues

2008-09-03T13:40:00.003-07:00

John and Sally hadn’t been intimate for months. They were madly in love, so that wasn’t the problem. John had been experiencing erectile dysfunction and their love life went down the drain faster than water. Knowing he couldn’t lose the best woman that he could ever imagine having, John finally found the answer to his issue. While Sally slept, John searched the web. His friend had told him of the great experience he had while using Generic Viagra and his co-worker had told him that Generic Cialis changed his life. John didn’t need to hear anymore; he ordered his choice of Generic Viagra or Generic Cialis and eagerly waited to try it out. He didn’t want to disappoint Sally, so he took a pill when she wasn’t home, just to see what would happen. Needless to say, he wished that Sally was home! Now, all he had to do was surprise Sally with the results of his Generic Viagra only in the way that his sense of humor would allow him to do.

He had the whole day planned. He told Sally that he had a surprise and the day would lead up to it. First, he took her to breakfast. As the waitress came over, John told Sally that he would order for her. “Two orders of your famous big pancakes!” John ordered. As Sally and he ate breakfast together, she commented about how delicious the breakfast was but had no idea what John was up to.

Next came their walk over to the parade. “This parade has the biggest floats in American” John told Sally. They stood side by side, holding hands as the largest floats glided by them. Sally had a smile on her face but still had no idea what John was up to.

After the parade, John asked Sally if she still had energy and she happily said yes. “Great” said John, as he hailed a taxi. Sitting down for the ride, John told Sally that they were going to the biggest baseball game of the season. As they cheered on team, John motioned for the snack man to come over to them. Ordering two hotdogs, John told Sally that he hoped she was hungry as the venue guaranteed to offer the biggest hotdogs that existed. Smiling at John, Sally was happy but still had no idea what was in plan.

Before the man walked away, John shouted, “Two big cola’s please!” He handed one to Sally with a sly smile and wondered if she would ever catch on to the theme of the day. Once the game was over, the couple decided to walk back to their apartment, at John’s urging. John stopped walking, right in front of the Big and Tall Man shop. Staring into the window, he commented to Sally about how big the shoes and clothes were. Sally looked at him with a strange look, grabbed his hand and continued walking.

Arriving back at their home, John asked Sally to sit on the sofa. He ran into the next room and came out with a bouquet of flowers. “Those are the biggest roses I’ve ever seen!” exclaimed Sally and she happily took them over to a vase. John took this chance start up a fire in the fireplace. Making sure he did the perfect job, Sally walked over and exclaimed that that was the biggest fire she ever saw.

Suddenly, Sally stood still. John looked behind her shoulder and tried to keep in his smile as he looked at the bottle of Generic Cialis. Sally began to speak, “Big pancakes, big floats, a big baseball game, a big hotdog, a big soda, big shoes, big clothes…” John found it hard to hide his smile as he felt his Generic Cialis begin to work. Sally continued, “Big roses, a big fire…” Sally looked down at John as she realized what all of the day’s clues meant. A smile as bright as the sun lit across her face as she then said, “Oh! A big you!”

Generic Viagra and the genie

2008-09-03T13:40:00.002-07:00

Aladdin was happily living in his palace with the beautiful princess. Life had become very easy for him and he was relaxed and content. The palace was large and he had many servants to cater to his every whim.

The princess was very demanding, however. Sex, sex, sex, that was all she wanted all the time and although this had been marvellous to begin with, he was finally beginning to be exhausted with her constant demands. In fact, to his great chagrin, there had been a few occasions lately when he had been unable to oblige her.

She had taken it well but he knew that she would be redoubling her efforts to get him in to the sack as soon as she could. He needed a rest! He loved the sex and he loved her but he was tired and Little Aladdin was desperately hoping for a night off to recover.

It was not to be and as soon as the servants left, she pounced again and caressed his neck, kissing and nibbling.

Shall I rub your magic lamp and see what the genie has in store for me tonight," she giggled suggestively.

"The genie! Yes, of course," he cried, dropping her to the floor and dashing off to his secret study where he kept the magic lamp. "I'll be back!"

The genie was bored and lazy, but hadn't seen Aladdin for ages so he paused in his ennui and bowed deeply.

"Your wish is my command, sir" he intoned.

Aladdin explained his dilemma, "so you see," he finished, "I just need something that will help me to satisfy the princess until I recover some energy."

"What you need is a month-long holiday," said the genie, "But I suppose this might help." With a flourish, he produced a small pill and explained that it was called Generic Viagra and that it would help to keep Little Aladdin standing to attention for as long as he was required to report for duty.

Aladdin snatched the Generic Viagra and swallowed it down straight away.

The genie handed him a Generic Cialis to keep him going over the weekend and Aladdin dashed off with a hasty thank you.

The Genie settled down to sleep; pleased he had fulfilled his duty.

Back in the bedroom, the princess was sulking but when she saw the gift that Aladdin had brought her, courtesy of the Generic Viagra, she was delighted and kept him entertained with the subtle art of eastern lovemaking all night.

Aladdin was very pleased that he had a Genie, and was delighted that the magic lamp wasn't the only thing that was being rubbed that night!

Last Days On Earth. Generic Cialis Acts

2008-09-03T13:40:00.001-07:00

If the stories on the TV were to be believed, the world was soon coming to an end. An asteroid was coming; one that had never before been detected was heading on a direct path towards the planet. Within a week half the world would be destroyed and it would not be much longer for the rest to fall victim to the massive rock now hurtling its way through space.

John Gymball did not want to die. He did not want the Earth to die. There was a part of him that would not allow himself to believe that the world as he knew it was about to come to an end. But he also knew that there was one thing he wanted to do before the end if it was really coming to it.

He had in his pocket a prescription for Tadalafil, Generic Cialis. He had been considering that or Generic Viagra for some time now. He was not an old man, but he suffered from erectile dysfunction. He had been somewhat ashamed of it, not wanting to admit it, but now was not the time to think of such things. There wasn’t much time left, in fact.

Two days before to his best friend Peter his problems with erectile dysfunction. He had been surprised to learn that Peter himself also suffered from ED, and had been using Generic Viagra for over a year now. He said that it had done wonders for him, and recommended it to John. John had thanked him for the advice and immediately sought out a meeting with his doctor, to get a prescription.

Dr. Quivers, however, had recommended Generic Cialis to him instead. He said that in John’s case Tadalafil would most likely work better. John didn’t really know much about the difference between the two, but he took his doctor’s advice. And now he had the prescription burning a hole in his pocket. The pharmacy was just a few blocks away.

A few weeks ago he would never have had the courage to do what he was doing now. For the life of him he couldn’t figure out why. Lots of men had erectile dysfunction, lots of men took medication to help them with their problem. There was nothing to be ashamed of. But some part of him had feared it, had feared perhaps admitting it to himself above all. But now as he parked his car in front of the pharmacy he felt no fear at all.

The pharmacist behind the counter was a kindly old fellow, bald aside from a few strips of white hair. He gave a pleasant smile to John as he entered the store. John approached him, pulling out the prescription. The pharmacist took it, told him it would be about twenty minutes before it was ready. John pulled out his cell phone to call Maggie. He wanted her to come over that night; he had a surprise for her before the end of the world.

Storm Her Historic Fortress, and Liberate Her, With Generic Viagra

2008-09-03T13:40:00.000-07:00

It's me, William the Conqueror, back with more tales of Generic Viagra intrigue. You'll remember how my wife and I took a Grand Tour of Europe to celebrate our 10th year wedding anniversary, and, as she put it, to "fall in love all over again." Thanks to the Generic Viagra I ordered and stashed away on our Transatlantic flight, we fell into lust all over again as soon as we got to our hotel room in France, where I promptly unleashed my bulging baguette and buttered her up most properly. It was the first time I'd done that in months, due to a little erectile dysfunction problem I'd been grappling with. All that time, I had stubbornly refused to buy some Generic Viagra. I mean, I might expect to be sagging a little by the time my 20th anniversary rolled around. But to be married just 10 years, and already be unable to satisfy my beautiful bride? I felt like less than a man. And it was my stupid machismo (I admit it now!) that kept me from dealing practically with that problem hanging lifelessly between my legs. But when our trip approached, I was clutching at straws. I ordered the darn Generic Viagra- what did I have to lose?

Anyway, my loyal readers have already heard how I took my first dose of Generic Viagra just before our flight touched down outside Paris, then made my Mona Lisa smile at our 5-star French hotel. When we finally emerged onto the streets of Paris, hours later, it was already early afternoon (remember the time difference!). She asked me if I needed to go to a drugstore. I said, "Parbleu! I've got enough Generic Viagra to last the entire trip!" "Vraiment?" she exclaimed. That's French for "Really?!?" I assured ma chère (my dear) that, with Generic Viagra, I would continue to give it to her every night of our vacation. "Your Grand Tour is just beginning," I told her naughtily, and pinched her derrière. "Je l'espère," she said sarcastically. "I hope so!" With that, we went to refuel at a romantic little street-side café, where we fed each other wine and cheese.

When we made it back to the hotel, my friend "Jacques" promptly rose up and stormed her Bastille, pounding violently at her gate until, finally, she screamed out, "Liberté toujours!" Liberté. "Freedom," I thought, and fell into a philosophical meditation, even as I continued to goose-step beneath her Arc de Triomphe. In a very real sense, it was freedom that Generic Viagra had given me. Freedom from want, because she'd been wanting it and not getting it for far too long. Freedom of expression-the freedom to express myself all over her. These were the ideals of that famous French uprising of 1789, and Generic Viagra was helping to spread those ideals of "uprising" to men all around the world. So I saluted Generic Viagra, and spread my ideals all over her body. When I was done, I stood back and admired my handiwork- my wife looked like an impressionist painting. She agreed, and complimented my sensuous brushstrokes. "Encore!" she begged, a couple of hours later. What could I do- she wanted more! Thanks to Generic Viagra, I was able to answer the call. I ordered some champagne through room service, and, after we'd enjoyed a romantic loving cup on the balcony, I uncorked my huge bottle of Moët and poured my bubbly all over her.

We hadn't enjoyed this sort of romp since our earliest days, of sex in dorm rooms! And here we were, in a 5-star hotel in Paris, carrying on like college students! Thank you, thank you, Generic Viagra!

Lucy Saves the Day

2008-09-03T13:36:00.001-07:00

Lucy had been sitting by the window in the conservatory for two hours, crying. Her husband had recently changed a lot. He was moody and uncommunicative, shouting at her for no reason and complaining about her cooking, her dress sense and pretty much everything about her. She felt miserable. They had been so happy for two years - a whirlwind romance had led to marriage and they lived every day as if it was the first time they had been to bed together. The passion was unwaning - all her friends were jealous, they joked that Lucy and Gavin belonged in a Mills and Boon soppy romance novel.

But it was true, they were deliriously happy and just couldn't get enough of each other, until a few months ago Gavin had had an accident at work, damaging his back, and it seemed, his personality. He had refused to touch her and showed no interest in sex at all. She even started to believe that he was having an affair with a nurse at the hospital, he spent so much time there having physiotherapy, it had to be true.

That day, she confronted the nurse who denied everything, and even appeared to be sympathetic with Lucy.

"Often men who are suffering impotence as a result of this type of accident can be unbearable," she said.

Lucy was stunned and the nurse clapped her hand over her mouth, "Oh my God! I thought you knew and that you were just calling my bluff with the affair accusation," she blustered. She was so worried that she would lose her job that Lucy ended up comforting her and promising not to tell how she had found out.

At last she knew what the problem was; Gavin was just covering up his inadequacy with anger. However, knowing what the problem was didn't help solve it, and she felt so miserable at the thought of no more sex and closeness. The young nurse told her about a drug called Generic Viagra that may help and she investigated online how it might help and discovered Generic Cialis, which was more to her taste as it lasted for 36 hours! This was more like it - they often had weekend trysts where they didn't leave the bedroom.

She planned everything, Gavin wasn't to know that she knew or the game would be up so she decided that the time for ethics had passed and that she would simply drug him with Generic Cialis and then spill the beans, when he couldn't storm off in embarrassment and, also when his interest and desire may take over. It was a risk, but anything was better than this grumpy man she was currently living with.

She told him a story that they had been invited to a family party and had to book into a hotel as there was no space in her aunt's house - luckily he still hadn't met all of her family so it was plausible.

He agreed to go, grudgingly and, when they arrived, even conceded that the setting was beautiful. They decided to have dinner before leaving for the party (even though Lucy didn't plan on leaving the hotel at all!).

She ordered all his favourite food and when he was looking away, slipped the pill into his food. He was guzzling and didn't notice, although he did comment that it tasted quite strange.

Half an hour later, she could tell that the food, music and setting were having an effect on him; he was visibly softening and starting to look at her in the old twinkly-eyed way. Finally, he confessed to her what had been wrong for all these weeks and said that, if she was willing to try, he had got some Generic Viagra in their room. Lucy laughed, and couldn't stop.

"You don't need it," she giggled. And the hotel staff didn't see them until Monday morning!

As the men who had to market Generic Cialis

2008-09-03T13:36:00.000-07:00

The men who had to develop a way to market Generic Cialis faced a real challenge. Their competitors, the makers of Generic Viagra, had had a running start. Still, they knew that their product offered something not available in all ED pills. They looked for a way to capitalize on that fact.

As the men who had to market Generic Cialis sat at a meeting, and discussed their possible course of action, the marketer in the offices of the Viagra plant began to walk toward the office of his boss. He had been called to discuss further his idea.

That marketer had hoped to sell his boss on the idea of using an Olympic athlete to sell the company’s product. Unfortunately, the athlete he had chosen had come from a city that seemed to take a dim view of sex as a form of entertainment. An athlete from that city did not appear to qualify as an ideal “spokesman” for any type of ED treatment.

As the marketer walked into the office of his boss, he could sense that his idea had somehow found greater favor with the man who had to make the final decision concerning its use. Then as the boss began to speak to the marketer, it became clear just why the boss had shown a renewed interest in a previously rejected idea.

The boss thought that perhaps the idea could somehow be “leaked” to the makers of Generic Cialis. Since the boss had initially like the idea, he felt certain that the men in the Cialis’ offices would also like the idea. If they thought that they had clinched an idea from the Viagra offices, then they might be slow to research that idea. They might not learn about the defect in that idea.

The boss encouraged the marketer to proceed as though his original idea had been accepted. He should make it look like he was ready to launch a new marketing effort. He should go out-of-his-way to provide someone in the Cialis’ offices with information about his “planned” marketing efforts.

That was indeed a clever trick. At first the executives in the Cialis offices did show a great interest in using Scott Strausbaugh to market Generic Cialis. Yet the men at in the Viagra offices had neglected to take into account a modern-day reality: Thanks to the existence of e-mail, news travels fast.

Cialis had interns working at its offices, just as Viagra did. Some of those interns were classmates during the school year. They kept in touch by e-mail. At least one intern at Viagra hinted at the presentation of a marketing idea that would have featured a town that frowned on sex among young teens. The e-mailed comments on the rejected idea at Viagra seemed a lot like the idea proposed by marketers in the Cialis offices.

As the interns at Cialis waited for guidance, they looked for a way to keep busy. They started to share with each other the e-mails they had received from the interns in the Viagra offices. They put two and two together, and they shared their information with their superiors.

Executives at Cialis suspended plans to use an Olympic athlete to market the Generic Cialis.

The older woman and Generic Viagra

2008-09-03T13:35:00.002-07:00

Brad had been flirting with Julia, his boss for several weeks now and she was responding with gusto. She was beautiful, intelligent and sexy, everything he wanted in a woman. However, she was 17 years older than he was and he felt that he had a lot to prove.

The age gap didn't bother him until they finally started seeing one another. They had a lot in common and Julia was so bright and interesting that he never felt that it was a problem. Their sex life was full, experimental and explosive.

They spent weekends walking in the hills, watching old movies and passionately making love by her open fire. It was the stuff of romance novels.

But now Brad was beginning to feel that he couldn't keep up. He had read that women experienced their sexual peak later in life and she was certainly able to keep going for longer than he could mange. Her desire was endless and she was insatiable, often wanting to have sex again and again.

To be honest, he was both loving it and utterly exhausted.

A real bond was growing between them and he really wanted this relationship to last, but he wasn't sure that his libido could cope with her incredible sexual demands.

Julia had no idea that she was worrying Brad, she thought that, as a younger man, he was able to keep up with her every night and she enjoyed their sexual exploits as she had never enjoyed being with a man before.

This was the real thing for both of them. It didn't bother her that he was younger, nor that he worked for her - he was a younger man full of potential, and at 48, she knew that he would rise through the ranks in business as he grew older. Right now, though for both of them, this was a real strong love that was growing and growing.

Brad, however, felt weary and needed a little help.

He finally broke down and admitted to his brother that he was worried that he couldn't keep up with her insatiable libido. His brother was surprisingly empathetic and said that he had had a similar problem a few years ago, following a stressful time at work and had used Generic Viagra to help him to satisfy his wife. Brad was astonished that his alpha male brother had ever needed help but mentally stored away the name of Generic Viagra in case he needed it.

He did, the following week, when Julia suggested a holiday in the Caribbean. Two weeks of making love in the sunshine, under the stars and in the sea, she was very excited and he knew that he would be exhausted by day two! He searched on the Internet and discovered both Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis and bought both drugs to help him to enjoy his holiday.

Two weeks later, both disembarked from the aeroplane, blissfully happy and still desperately in love and he had to conclude that even the most virile of men sometimes needed a little assistance, especially if they had an older lover to satisfy.

Sales for Generic Viagra

2008-09-03T13:35:00.001-07:00

Two young men, Rodney Burns and Larry Bruce, shared a cubicle in the Cialis' offices. They had been hired to think-up new sales tactics, outstanding ways to bring-in more sales for Generic Cialis. Now that the company had noted a slight slump in the sales for Generic Viagra, Burns and Bruce had felt a bit less pressure from their supervisor.

Burns and Bruce had chosen to examine some information about a local hang gliding center. Burns shared a section of one cardboard circular. He kept his voice low as he read these words: "Imagine spending a fun afternoon soaring from our 25 ft. flying slopes on a beautiful Southern California beach near L.A. airport."

"That sounds exciting," said Burns. "How many flights can you take during one lesson?"

"Let's see," said Bruce, reading further down on the long, cardboard sheet. "Here it says, 'During your first lesson you'll receive as many as 10 flights.'

"Suddenly Burns said, "We better get to work; our boss just stepped from his office."

Bruce slipped the materials on hang gliding under a pile of papers on his desk. Unfortunately, he didn't choose the right papers. The "boss" arrived at Bruce's desk and asked, "Can I take these?" He then put his hand on the very pile of papers that hid the hang gliding materials.

The hang gliding brochure fell on the floor. Bruce and Burns held their breaths as their boss examined the unexpected literature. They resumed breathing when he said this: "I wish I could find a way to get the words 'Generic Cialis' printed on these sails."

"Why do you say that?" asked Burns, faking a lack of familiarity with what had slipped off of his desk.

"Why that would make a great ad," said his boss. "It would target men, since a majority of hang gliders are male."

"Well you know boss," said Bruce. "We would be willing to get dimensions for that sail. Then you could estimate the cost for getting an ad printed on such a sail."

"OK," said the man who had just stepped from his office. "I will arrange for you two to get some company money, so that you can go to this Center. Take a test flight, and then measure the size of one of these sails. Try to figure out what sort of material is used to make one of those sails."

The "boss" paused a minute before returning to his office. "Just one word of caution," he said. "Do not say why you are measuring the sail. We do not want the Center to realize that they could make money from those sails. They might contact the marketers of Generic Viagra."

That weekend Bruce and Burns drove up to the Hang Gliding Center. They took far more than a single test flight. They each took ten flights. Then they began to measure the sails on each of the two gliders that they had used.

The following weekend two other young men arrived at the Center. They too enjoyed 10 flights each. They too measured the sails on each of their gliders.

Bruce and Burns had maintained silence, just as their boss had instructed them. Their boss, however, had been a bit too free with his information. The executives in the Viagra offices heard about the advertising scheme dreamed-up in the Cialis offices.

Six months later two of the Center's hang gliders bore a three word phrase. The words on one sail said, "Buy Generic Cialis." The phrase on the second sail was this: "Buy Generic Viagra."

Dropping a Name for Marketers of Generic Viagra

2008-09-03T13:35:00.000-07:00

One week after Carl Hughes had talked with a summer intern, that intern knocked on Carl’s office door. At first Carl did not remember the task he had assigned to that intern. Then he recalled his request for some specific information.
“Come in,” said Carl. “I hope you dug up a few useful facts about that Hanoud.”
“Well sir,” said the intern, showing a decided hesitancy, “I found that she is not a human female, but she is also not a robot.”

“So what is she?” asked Carl. “Is she some sort of space alien? Is she a transsexual?”
“No,” replied the intern. “She is a camel.”
“A camel?!” declared a dumbfounded Carl.
“Yes,” said the intern. “It seems that a company that makes robots was asked to design robot ‘camel jockeys.’ The camel racers in Quatar planned to have robots replace the child jockeys.”

“So this Hanoud, was she a child jockey?”
“No,” explained the intern. “Hanoud was the name of the camel that they used to test the robots.”
“I see,” said Carl. Carl was about to dismiss the intern when he suddenly had an idea. “Please come to this office at this time tomorrow,” he said.
“I will be here,” promised the intern.

The next afternoon the intern knocked again on Carl’s door. Carl was ready for him. He presented the intern with a company shirt, one that said clearly “Generic Cialis.”
“I want you to wear this shirt this afternoon, and to walk past the offices for Generic Viagra. Be sure to drop this note on the grass outside of that office building.”
Carl gave the intern the shirt and a small note. On that note he had written the name “Hanoud.”
“I see now that we can not use that name Hanoud in any marketing campaign. I want to trick the men that market Generic Viagra into searching for information on that name.”

“I see,” said the intern. “You figure that while they look for information on that name, we can get busy coming up with a new way to market Generic Cialis.”
“That’s it,” said Carl. “I am hoping to find someone who can serve as a spokesman for Generic Cialis.”
Carl did not mention to the intern the name of the racer who he hoped to contact. Carl was not sure if this intern had read the magazine that Carl had come upon. It had been an old issue of Boy’s Life. That magazine had contained an article about Reuel Erickson.

Although that magazine had come out almost 10 years earlier, Carl thought that Erickson might still be a good spokesperson for his company. Young boys who might have read that article 10 years ago might now be thinking about using some ED pills.
Carl had just had this idea. He wanted to be sure that none of his competitors saw the same magazine, and came up with the same idea. He had therefore asked his intern to feed the marketers of Viagra some false information.

Stories about men who took Generic Viagra

2008-09-03T13:29:00.004-07:00

Mary lay in bed and Sam lay on the couch. It was over a month since Sam's erectile dysfunction started and the couple had no idea what to do. Mary tried to be patient but she missed their intimate moments and she longed to have that closeness with Sam. Sam couldn't sleep, he hated being on the couch but he felt too embarrassed to go into their bedroom. Knowing he would be awake all night, he decided to go onto his computer.

Surfing around the web, Sam began to search for information on his issue and he found quite a few sites. Some promised that oysters would work; others led him to dating sites. Feeling frustrated, he was about to give up when he saw an ad for Generic Cialis. Sam remembered that he had heard some good facts regarding Generic Viagra, so he clicked on the link to learn more. He sat mesmerized by what he read and he suddenly didn't feel alone. Reading that there were so many men who had the same problem, he didn't feel so embarrassed. He read stories about men who took Generic Viagra and received a major jump-start to their sex lives. He went on to read about men who took Generic Cialis and their loves lives were better than ever.

Sam began to feel as if he had some hope; he knew that he needed to stay within his budget and as he continued to read, he felt as if Generic Cialis or Generic Viagra would be the perfect answer. Learning that his issue was of no fault of his own, he decided to purchase what seemed to be the perfect solution for him.

Things had been quiet between him and Mary for the days that followed his night on the couch; but Sam was quietly excited that his package would soon be delivered. Mary had stayed by his side and he was thankful for her patience. Knowing that his package would be delivered soon, Sam decided to tell Mary of his decision. As they shared a dinner together, he quietly whispered to his love that he was going to try medicine. Mary took his hand and told him that she was proud of his choice. He told her that it might be best if they didn't get their hopes up and Mary assured him that she had enough love to give him all the patience that they needed.

When the package came, Sam and Mary sat down together to open it. They were both a bit nervous. After dinner, Sam slowly took out a pill. They stared at it together and Mary slowly pushed his drink toward him as her way of saying, "take it!" Sam did just that and together they sat on the sofa to see what would happen. Deciding to kiss, with no expectations, the couple began to exchange loving touches. Sam pulled away from Mary for a moment and she sat puzzled by why he was doing that. He smiled bigger than he had in months. Telling Mary that the medicine was working, the two of them ran as fast as lightening to their bedroom. What happened between Sam and Mary that night is private; however the walls were thin and the neighbors have a pretty good idea!

Burnt Dinner, Melted Wax And Generic Viagra

2008-09-03T13:29:00.003-07:00

Elaine was sitting at her desk in the office where she worked and tried to concentrate on her tasks. Her mind kept going back to the previous night; it was like all the nights for the past couple of months. Her husband Todd had tried to be intimate with her, but he was still experiencing erectile dysfunction. It was taking a toll on her; she was feeling very sad that she and Todd couldn’t enjoy the closeness that they had always had.

Todd was sitting at his desk at work and he was trying to concentrate on his tasks. His mind kept going back to the previous night; it was like all the nights of the past couple of months. However, he smiled when he thought about how everything was going to change. He had learned from some friends how generic medications could give him back what he once had.

He went online and found out all he could in regards Generic Viagra. Men who took Generic Viagra had gotten back their stamina and then some. He also wanted to become informed about Generic Cialis; he found that Generic Cialis could give him back the staying power he once had. He had friends who found great success with Generic Viagra and he had co-workers who found great success with Generic Cialis. He made his final decision and this set into motion his plans to bring excitement back into Elaine’s life and be close with her again.

Elaine breathed a sigh as she typed and she was quite surprised when she looked up and saw a delivery man who was holding a gorgeous bouquet of flowers. “Those can’t be for me”, she said. “Are you Elaine?” he asked. She nodded and accepted the breathtaking arrangement. Reading the card, she began to smile. “Everything that we had once, we will now have again” the card read. Elaine hoped so with all her heart, but didn’t see how it could happen.

Todd made sure to get home before Elaine did. He cleaned the house to perfection and then began to add the extra touches. While he was lighting candles, his curiosity got the better of him, and he took a pill. “Mind as well get ready early” he thought. As he cooked a dinner and chilled some wine, he began to feel something. He realized that the pill was working and he tried his best to keep his mind on the romantic evening he was planning and to keep his thoughts away from the bed, at least for a couple hours.

Elaine drove home slowly; she was worried that Todd just wouldn’t be able to get things back to normal and that the night would end with disappointment again. She knew that she had to go home and at least give things a try. She pulled into the driveway and finally walked to the front door. She entered the house slowly and her eyes opened wide as she took in the setting that Todd had created. There must have been over a hundred candles lit and she could smell a delicious aroma coming from the kitchen.
Todd was just getting the dinner onto a serving tray, when he realized that he couldn’t take his feelings anymore; he needed to get Elaine into bed that moment! He heard the door close and he jogged over to his wife. “It’s so beautiful” Elaine told him, as he swept her off her feet, literally, and carried her to the bedroom. “What about the dinner?” she asked as he gently put her on the bed. “We can enjoy all of that in a little while” he answered.

The next morning, the couple was cleaning the burnt dinner and the melted candle wax; and both of them had enormous smiles on their faces. “Let’s burn some dinner and ruin some more candles tonight!” Elaine said. “Excellent idea!” Todd replied.

Men of All Generations Use Generic Viagra

2008-09-03T13:29:00.002-07:00

Kurt and his friend Armi were busy composing a special text message. They had just learned about a new contest, a contest sponsored by the Fox TV network. The two boys did not see or hear Kurt’s grandfather walk into the room.

Both boys showed an hint of surprise, when Kurt’s grandfather said, “What are you boys doing? You seem to be having a great time.”

Kurt provided his grandfather with an answer. “We are sending a text message,” he said. “We want to get some special wallpaper.”

“Wallpaper,” said the older man, sounding perplexed. “I thought you had decided to have your father paint your room. Did you change your mind?”

“It’s not that kind of wallpaper,” said Kurt. “It is wallpaper for my mobile phone.”

Kurt’s grandfather scratched his head as he walked away. Kurt’s friend watched the older man and said, “Your grandfather seems to need a lesson about 21st Century communications.”

“My grandfather may not know much about cell phone wallpaper,” said Kurt, “But he sure knows a lot about Generic Viagra.”

“Generic Viagra.” repeated Armi, “How did your grandfather learn about those ED pills?”

“My grandfather has had surgery for prostate cancer. Right after the operation, he had ED problems, and he for a while he used Generic Cialis. Later he found that he never had his plans interrupted, and so he switched to Generic Viagra.”

“Golly,” said Armi. “I did not realize that he knew about Generic Cialis, as well as Viagra I have been reading the online testimonials about those two types of ED pills.”

“If you promise not to kid my grandfather about his lack of familiarity with cell phone lingo, I will let you talk with him about ED pills.”

“Won’t your grandfather wonder why I would be interested in learning about ED pills? He knows I am not married.”

“After his surgery, my grandfather met some older, divorced men. They had also had prostate surgery. My grandfather had heard them express concerns about possible ED problems.

“When my grandfather came home from the hospital, he discovered that he had ED problems. He then contacted the men he had met in the hospital. They were the ones who told my grand- father how he could get some low cost Generic Cialis.”

“I see,” said Armi. “I guess men of every age have found reason to use ED pills.”

“You know,” said Kurt. “I read in a Wired Magazine that scientists are trying to develop a pill for women, a sort of ‘pink Viagra.’”

“Gee,” said Armi. “I did not know that. Kurt, you sure have lots of information about ED pills, especially since you are not using any yet.”

“I guess I am hoping I can learn as much as possible about all of the different ED pills, so that I if I find I need those pills, then I will know which ones I want to buy.”

“I hope you do not put-off trying them until you are as old as your grandfather.”

Mickey’s Reappearance With Generic Cialis

2008-09-03T13:29:00.001-07:00

Melissa walked along the ocean shore, holding her sandals in her hands and walking just close enough to the sea so that the cool water splashes onto her feet. She sighed and thought about Mickey; she missed him so much. She thought about how they were together two wonderful years before everything seemed to fall apart. It seemed like it happened out of nowhere; all of a sudden Mickey was having erectile dysfunction issues and he had a very hard time dealing with it.

As Melissa walked along, she thought about how she felt she had done all she could to help him. She had researched information on Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis. Printing out the information, she handed it to Mickey without placing judgment on him. She was patient and understanding and gently showed him the words that explained how Generic Viagra helped countless men with their issues. She pointed out how many testimonials that there were in regards to Generic Cialis. Mickey looked at what she had showed him, but he still seemed depressed and withdrawn.

A couple of days later, Melissa had one of the worst days of her life; Mickey told her that he was moving out of the house until he could overcome his erectile issue. Melissa cried and begged for him to simply try the Generic Viagra. Mickey professed his love and told Melissa that he needed to make sure he found a solution to his problem before he could be with her again; he felt ashamed. Mickey told Melissa that he simply could not face her, knowing that he could not please her in bed. Despite her protests that she was fine with being patient and would help him find the perfect medicine, he quietly left and Melissa felt her heart drop.

Now, a week had passed and Melissa walked along that shore, missing Mickey more than she ever imagined that she could. Phone calls to try and reach him had been futile. Just as a tear drop slowly fell from her eye; over the crashing noise of the ocean waves, she heard her name being called. Looking ahead, she saw a figure walking along the beach and it was walking towards her. As she strained her eyes to try and make out who was calling her, she saw that it was Mickey. Her heart beat fast with love.

Mickey clutched his Generic Cialis in his hand, and then put it into his pocket. Then he began to run along the water, running to the woman that he loved. Melissa could see how excited he was to see her and she began running also. With the water splashing around them, they reached each other and fell into a hug. Mickey swung Melissa in a spin, telling her of his love. Melissa smiled as her lover told of how he found a solution for his issue and he promised to never leave again. Their love was stronger and ever and their lovemaking was more passionate than ever.

Generic Viagra and the Moonlight

2008-09-03T13:29:00.000-07:00

Rita and Bill's wedding anniversary was looming. 40 years together seemed so long but when Bill looked back over their life together it seemed as though it had passed in the wink of an eye.

They still sat and gazed at one another in wonder, love oozing from every pore. They had always enjoyed a lusty sex life - constantly experimenting and dressing up for one another - Bill was convinced that this was the reason they had such a wonderful marriage - they were not afraid to experiment and were always looking for new things to excite one another. Obviously that had calmed down as they grew older but, in comparison with some of his golfing buddies, who always complained that their wives were frigid, Bill had no such complaint. At 66 Rita was still striking looking and although the years had taken their toll, on the whole they had been kind and she had kept her sparkly eyes, trim figure and cheeky smile.

Bill loved her so much and really wanted to thank her for all the years of love and thrills that she had given him. He had a month to go and set about planning a trip to Paris and a romantic dinner, followed by a night in an expensive hotel with all the trimmings!

He had a spring in his step as he set off to the doctors for check up. Plans were flying around his head and he barely listened when the doctor told him that he had a prostate problem.

Suddenly the words, "Problems sustaining an erection," broke his reverie.

"What?" he spluttered, stunned. "Hoe long will this last?" The doctor explained that he only had to wait until the medication began to work and then hopefully he would be back to normal.

Life without sex? Bill was horrified, he knew he had had a good run, but frankly he was not prepared to give up without a fight. He recovered his composure and asked the doctor if there were any drugs on the market that may be able to help him and the doctor told him about Viagra.

Bill, armed with pamphlets and information, went home to remedy his situation. Not being one to sit on his laurels in the face of disaster, he immediately found a website selling Generic Viagra and also Generic Cialis, which seemed to last for 3 days. Bill felt heartened, this would not even register as a glitch on his sexual calendar - he was certainly not afraid to get help when he needed it and he wasn't embarrassed at all - "Such is life when you are 68," he thought to himself.

"This may even be fun!"

He carried on with his plans and took his new medication, and also some Generic Viagra when needed and the month passed pleasantly.

On the big day, his plans were flawless. Rita was speechless and hugged him for the whole flight to Paris. When they arrived, the hotel was so romantic and Bill had ordered champagne and flowers and chocolate-covered strawberries - they were like teenagers on their honeymoon. Bill looked at Rita's glowing face and felt happy that he had her in his life - what a weekend they had. As the moonlight shone down on them as they walked along the Seine to their hotel, Bill was relieved that he could still behave like a young man when it really mattered and he carried Rita all the way up the stairs to their room....

Is that a Turkey Baster in Your Pocket, or do you Just Use Generic Viagra?

2008-09-03T13:22:00.004-07:00

And now, Generic Viagra enthusiasts, the thrilling finale to my All-American Thanksgiving Viagra saga, in which I take revenge on my evil mother-in-law, with the public humiliation she so deserved, after scoffing at my supposed lack of manhood the year before, at the last Thanksgiving. There, in my own home, she had made a mockery of my hospitality and good will when her daughter had broken down weeping the moment she took out the turkey baster. That's right, this was before I'd ordered some Generic Viagra and cured my erectile dysfunction problem. My mother-in-law watched my wife, weeping, and immediately concluded that I wasn't treating her right. It came out right there, in front of everyone, that I hadn't been making her feel like a woman for months on end, and that she didn't have a single orgasm to be thankful for. She'd been begging me to order some Generic Viagra, but I'd kept refusing, certain that if I worked out enough or went jogging or drank herbal tea, that things would look up. What a bunch of bull. The fact is that erectile dysfunction is a medical disorder, with many different causes. You aren't going to cure it by thinking happy sexy thoughts. You've got to get serious and inject some Generic Viagra power into that puny, flaccid, wasting piece of man-meat between your legs. Well, after last Thanksgiving's debacle, that's exactly what I did, and my wife had been feeling the difference all year long. This year, she was ready to give thanks for the bounteous Horn of Plenty I'd been pounding her with all year. And I was determined to let her dear mother know just what a happy couple Generic Viagra had made the two of us.

When my wife got out the turkey baster this time around, with the entire family around, my mother-in-law, remembering well what happened last year, stood with a concerned hand on my wife's shoulder, as if to help her in this traumatic moment. Little did she know that I'd been giving it to my wife with the help of Generic Viagra. I decided to tell her as much with a little pantomime demonstration. I snatched the turkey baster from my wife, held it up to my crotch, as if it were my fuming, volcanic manhood-and sprayed my juice all over my wife. I threw down the turkey baster and said proudly to my mother in law: "That's right, Margaret! That's what I've been doing to your little girl every other night for the past year!" (I didn't mention Generic Viagra's help, of course!) "Sex! I've been sexing her up like nobody's business! Hard and rough! You like that?! When was the last time old Herbert there gave it to you like that? Isn't it about time someone put a smile on your face, dear? You want me to baste you too, the way I've been basting your daughter?" And I sprayed the rest of my turkey juice onto her ridiculous dress. "It'll come out in the wash," I said. "It's biodegradable!"

Wow, Generic Viagra had given me more courage than I'd ever had. I had confronted the great beast. She said, "Well, I never in my life!" I retorted, "Well, you did at least once-after all, you squirted out my wife! But, welcome to the new millennium, Margaret-sex isn't just for reproduction! It can make you feel good, too!" She stormed out, pulling the hen-pecked Herbert behind her, saying, "I never, I never," over and over again. And you know what? My wife was laughing her head off! Generic Viagra had sure turned the tables! Completely changed the family dynamics! I was victorious!

Drew forgot about his desire for information on Generic Viagra

2008-09-03T13:22:00.003-07:00

Drew Walsh stood in line, waiting to get into a Live Earth concert. Drew’s girlfriend, Nancy, stood next to him. Drew felt gratified, knowing that he had finally brought Nancy to an event that was of interest to both of them.

Drew loved music. Nancy was a real environmentalist. Drew could think of only one thing lacking at this Live Earth concert, one thing that he wanted. Drew desired some information on how to get either Generic Viagra or Generic Cialis. Drew did not expect to find anyone with that information at this Live Earth concert.

As Drew watched the man in front of him reached in his pocket for his tickets. As he extracted his hand, a small piece of cardboard slipped out of his pocket and fell close to Drew’s feet. Drew glanced down, with only passing curiosity. Drew was surprised by what he saw.

Drew could see the word on that piece of cardboard was the word “Cialis.” Apparently the man in front of Drew had once purchased a bottle of ED pills. He might be a man with information concerning low cost Generic Cialis. Drew decided that he would have to try to keep his eye on that one male concert-goer.

Drew tried to watch where that gentleman headed. That feat proved a real challenge, because Drew had to undergo the search that was performed on everyone before they could step into the concert theater. Finally the security guard stepped aside, and moved his hand. Drew hurried after the man who had mistakenly dropped a pocket item.

Then just as Drew hoped to take-off in the direction of the man who might have useful information, Nancy pulled Drew in the opposite direction. Drew did not want to fight Nancy there at the concert. He reluctantly responded to her directions.

When the music started, Drew forgot about his desire for information on Generic Viagra. He stood there keeping time to the music. He was pleased to see that Nancy too seemed to be enjoying the music.

Then Nancy started complaining about something. Drew looked over at her to hear exactly what had annoyed her. She objected to the tall man who had slipped into the slot in front of Nancy. He was blocking Nancy’s view.

Drew could not believe his good luck. It was the man who had been in front of them in line. Drew said to Nancy, “I will go talk to him.”

Drew worked his way over to the man who had dropped a pocket item. He tapped gently on his shoulder. The man bent down slightly. Drew explained gave a quick account of what had happened at the gate. Then he asked, “Do you know where I could find some low cost Generic Cialis?”

The man gave him a business card. It contained a web address. “Go online and try that web site,” he said.

“Do they have Generic Viagra too?” asked Drew.

“Yes,” answered the tall gentleman.

“Thanks,” said Drew, and he returned to Nancy.

“Thank you,” said Nancy.

“For what?” asked Drew; he had forgotten why he had left Nancy to seek the information he desired.

“You made that man lower his head,” said Nancy.

“Oh, I guess I did,” said Drew.

Nancy looked at him strangely. Drew did not share his unexpected information.

One Man Ponders the Increased Demand for Generic Viagra

2008-09-03T13:22:00.002-07:00

In August of 2007, Daniel Kostner began to get unexpected requests from a large number of pharmacists. They wanted to increase the size of their shipments of generic Viagra. Those requests pleased Kostner, but he also found them perplexing. He did not know why pharmacists would suddenly want to be receiving more generic Viagra.

Kostner did not know that an executive in another office had received similar letters. That executive, Lawerence Bellows, worked for the company that made generic Cialis. Bellows had received a surprisingly large number of letters from pharmacists. They all made the same request. They wanted the Cialis Corporation to increase the size of their shipment of generic Cialis.

Kostner decided to call one of the local pharmacists. He wanted to find out if local male shoppers had increased their demand for ED pills. As Kostner talked to the local pharmacist, that man noticed that he had another incoming call. He said to Kostner, “Wait a minute,” and he tried to complete the process for putting Kostner on hold while listening to the new caller.

The pharmacist had recently been transferred to a new store. He had not yet become proficient at using the phone in his new location. He managed to put his new caller on the line, but he unknowingly let Kostner listen to that call. The new call was from the executive in the Cialis’ offices.

Kostner listened as the pharmacist talked to the executive in the Cialis offices. “Hey Dick,” said the Cialis executive, “Have you noticed any change in the demand for generic Cialis?”

“Funny you should ask,” said the pharmacist. “I am getting more requests from male customers for both your product and for generic Viagra.”

“Thank you for providing me with that information. It has been very helpful,” said the Cialis executive. He hung up the phone.

Back in the Viagra offices Kostner had also quietly put down his phone. He sat in his chair trying to figure out what was going on. Why was the pharmacist reporting an increasing demand for ED pills?

Kostner had that question in the back of his mind for the rest of the afternoon. He had almost forgotten about that troubling question after he sat in his most comfortable family room chair. He had just started to read the paper when his wife said, “We have a new member of our family.”

“What do you mean?” asked Kostner.

Kostner’s wife explained what she meant: “Doug’s daughter called her father today. He had not heard from her since July 4th. His daughter went to Vegas following Indepence Day. She got married there on July 7th.”

When Kostner got that news, then he remembered all the weddings that had taken place on that Saturday, 7/7/7. Kostner now could make more sense of all the requests for generic Viagra and generic Cialis.

Among that large group of newlyweds were some men who had encountered problems with obtaining an erection. They had therefore looked to the pharmacist for help getting a remedy for their problem. They had decided to purchase ED pills.

Generic Viagra Demand

2008-09-03T13:22:00.001-07:00

In August of 2007, Daniel Kostner began to get unexpected requests from a large number of pharmacists. They wanted to increase the size of their shipments of Generic Viagra. Those requests pleased Kostner, but he also found them perplexing. He did not know why pharmacists would suddenly want to be receiving more Generic Viagra.

Kostner did not know that an executive in another office had received similar letters. That executive, Lawerence Bellows, worked for the company that made Generic Cialis. Bellows had received a surprisingly large number of letters from pharmacists. They all made the same request. They wanted the Cialis Corporation to increase the size of their shipment of Generic Cialis.

Kostner decided to call one of the local pharmacists. He wanted to find out if local male shoppers had increased their demand for ED pills. As Kostner talked to the local pharmacist, that man noticed that he had another incoming call. He said to Kostner, "Wait a minute," and he tried to complete the process for putting Kostner on hold while listening to the new caller.

Kostner listened as the pharmacist talked to the executive in the Cialis offices. "Hey Dick," said the Cialis executive, "Have you noticed any change in the demand for Generic Cialis?"

"Funny you should ask," said the pharmacist. "I am getting more requests from male customers for both your product and for Generic Viagra."

"Thank you for providing me with that information. It has been very helpful," said the Cialis executive. He hung up the phone.

Back in the Viagra offices Kostner had also quietly put down his phone. He sat in his chair trying to figure out what was going on. Why was the pharmacist reporting an increasing demand for ED pills?

"What do you mean?" asked Kostner.

Kostner's wife explained what she meant: "Doug's daughter called her father today. He had not heard from her since July 4th. His daughter went to Vegas following Indepence Day. She got married there on July 7th."

When Kostner got that news, then he remembered all the weddings that had taken place on that Saturday, 7/7/7. Kostner now could make more sense of all the requests for Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis.

If You’re Living in A Glass House, Throw Her the Rocks! A Generic Cialis Soundscape

2008-09-03T13:22:00.000-07:00

Have you ever lived in an apartment where the walls are made out of paper, like in those old-fashioned Japanese houses? Welcome to my world. Before I bought some Generic Cialis, it was downright unlivable, and I'll explain why. I can hear everything my neighbors do to their little squealing geishas, morning noon and night, from above, from below, and from every side. Sometimes I wonder-did someone put some Generic Cialis in the building's water supply, or what? Some of those neighbors of mine are a lot older than I am, and they're going at it like champions. It's like being back in the old college dorm, where people on every side of you were banging each other's brains out 24 hours a day, without a care in the world. And you didn't necessarily mind living in Hugh Hefner's mansion, because you and your future wife were at it as well, banging like there was no tomorrow (and no mid-term tomorrow!), never dreaming that one day you'd need something called Generic Cialis. Heck, I just attended my10th-year college reunion last month-I'm not that old! Seems like just yesterday... all my erectile dysfunction troubles seemed so far away. Until they became serious, the noises from behind my apartment walls were just everyday nuisances. But when I realized I was no longer part of that chorus, it became downright depressing.

Oscar Wilde once said something to the effect that other people's tragedies were unbearably banal. Let me paraphrase that into a bit of Generic Cialis wisdom, and say that other people's sex banter is unbearably idiotic. If people only realized what they sounded like to their neighbors, they'd shut the hell up. I guess they don't give it much thought, when they're doing it like junkyard dogs. But imagine me, lying there in our desolate bed like some worthless old Balzac-my wife poking and teasing my flaccid little Speed Racer, which was obviously in desperate need for some Generic Cialis. I'm doing everything I can think of to recall Mr. Johnson to life-thinking happy thoughts, watching porn, applying lubricant, asking my wife to role-play, and things a lot kinkier than that. Of course, nothing worked, because unfortunately, having your wife put on a nurse costume won't restore proper blood flow to your Slap Happy. As I later learned, Generic Cialis does just that, allowing you to get the rock-solid pillar of an erection you remember from your fraternity days. After months of playing games, and watching my poor wife head mournfully to pleasure herself with the shower nozzle, I finally broke down and placed my Generic Cialis order on the Internet.

On that fateful night when my Generic Cialis arrived, we had planned to have a "romantic" dinner at home, with candles and whatnot, so I slipped into the restroom and took my first dose. What the heck, I thought-we'll see what comes of this! Before we'd even finished our dinner, the neighbors were at it. From behind every wall, we could hear their ridiculous cries of passion. "Give it to me! Please!" "Deeper, Mr. Jimmy, deeper!" "Harder, baby! Harder!" "Yes doctor! Yes doctor!" Luckily, the doctor had prescribed Generic Cialis! I looked at my wife, and realized I had a Herculean hard-on. And I suggested that we have rough, noisy sex. That night, we had our revenge on all of our noisy neighbors. I guess I should be thankful. I mean, it was their screaming and embarrassing me that finally made me order my Generic Viagra. I gave it hard to my wife that night, right there in the kitchen, on the countertop. And I made her scream bloody murder, too.

Physician, Heal Thyself! One Woman Takes Matters into Her Own Hands with Generic Viagra

2008-05-01T01:51:00.005-07:00

My name's Suki- you can call me Suki Doittome. Japanese-American, if you have to ask. And I have quite a story to tell about Generic Viagra. I'm a doctor, and I know there are lots of stories out there like mine, because I've heard them from my patients. Many long-suffering women like me. Because for about a year, the only place I felt my man's touch was on my epidermis. And for those who didn't major in anatomy, the epidermis is not where babies are made! Without Generic Viagra, he just didn't have the necessary hardness to penetrate me.

I once read somewhere that the skin (the epidermis, I mean), is a woman's most erogenous organ. As a doctor, let me tell you frankly- this is total bullcrap. We women like to be touched, guys, but what we really want is penetration- deep, prolonged penetration by a hulking piece of manflesh. Some men can find that difficult without Generic Viagra. Some men, like mine, can get so worn down by stress, even when relatively young, that their manhood starts to sag and droop, like a geriatric breast. Does that image turn you on, guys? Well, this is about how we women feel when we see your once-proud, strutting peacock sticking its proverbial head in the ground like an ostrich, or lying around like a plucked, dead chicken. This was my boyfriend before Generic Viagra.

I finally got out the charts and statistics and gave him an entire presentation one night (since we had nothing better to do in the bedroom). I explained to him, in strict medical terminology, how Generic Viagra works. Generic Viagra encourages proper muscle relaxation and a hot rush of blood into your pleasure piston, engorging it with power, increasing its girth and length to unheard-of proportions, making it hard enough to penetrate any defense. At first, my man just shook his head in disbelief. But when he finally ordered his Generic Viagra, and I unveiled his battering ram that first night, the thing was throbbing so wildly that it seemed to be nodding its head in affirmation of all of my medical claims! I pushed him over on the bed, saddled up, and rode him for hours- without even bothering to take off my white clinical jacket. Not for a while, at least. I guess we're a bit kinky like that.

Ever since he ordered that Generic Viagra, he's been burning my hospital down night after night after night. He takes me at home, and he takes me at work, after hours, when I'm working late. I can hardly believe the hardness he's achieved, thanks to Generic Viagra. The benefits for my physical and mental health are too many to be listed here, but I'm going to outline them soon in an article for a medical journal. I feel it's my scientific duty to report my findings!

Now, I tell all my patients whose patience is at an end to order their man some Generic Viagra, and run for cover. Because he'll be the animal he was when you first met him, when he begins treatment with Generic Viagra. Your entire relationship can be rejuvenated. Because, as we all know, there are a lot of problems in a relationship that can be solved in the bedroom. When a woman's being pounded and pushed to the brink of ecstasy, she tends to forget the little squabbles and arguments of the day. So keep that in mind, men. A dissatisfied woman is a... fussy woman. But you can calm everything down by simply admitting that you have a problem and choosing the only practical solution- some Generic Viagra. Here's to your health, guys!

Grilled to Perfection with Generic Viagra

2008-05-01T01:51:00.004-07:00

I've got a Generic Viagra story involving that great American pastime-backyard grilling. My wife and I have always enjoyed grilling out on the back porch, since before we were married. Needless to say, it's not just dinner we're cooking up out there, if you know what I mean. Back before I even needed Generic Viagra, things used to get a bit steamy over that hot grill, with all that grease and smoke and juicy, succulent meat. I've grilled my Bavarian sausage out there many, many times as well, not to mention someone's tuna steak. In those days before the Generic Viagra era, I used to lean my then-fiancée back on a piece of patio furniture and sear that red meat to a tender, crispy brown, then pull out my baster and marinate her until she glistened all over. Now that's finger-lickin' good! Sometimes she'd even wear nothing but a "grillmaster" apron, and threaten me mockingly with a couple of grilling utensils-that was all it took for me to get a hickory stick hard-on that could've choked a wildebeest. Then, suddenly, our idyllic backyard existence was shattered. I needed Generic Viagra. I couldn't get a hard-on to save my life.

Until I finally ordered the Generic Viagra, things were rough around the barbecue pit. Imagine my despair as I tended the grill, and my wife sat there sadly on her patio furniture, looking at the ground, as I looked at the Bavarian sausage simmering on my grill and thought-well, you can imagine what I thought. At least she'd be eating this Bavarian sausage tonight! Until the Generic Viagra arrived, I'd have nightmares, where she'd drizzle my kielbasa with some sweet honey mustard, and declare that "You won't be needing this anymore!" I won't tell you what she did next-just that she wrapped a hot-dog bun around it first. Those dreams scared me straight-literally. I decided to order some Generic Viagra, and recover my grillmaster status, at any price. So finally, I went online and ordered this miracle sauce. I'd heard from certain acquaintances, who shall remain nameless, that the stuff had worked for them-so why wouldn't it work for me? For some stupid reason, I was skeptical. Or, rather, I was ashamed that I, the famous Kielbasa Brown, the Beast from the East, needed some erectile dysfunction medication. I never dreamed I would need Generic Viagra. Of course, later I learned that all it does for you is restore your natural ability to grill a girl up just right. I was just stressed out, from working too much overtime, more than likely. Something was interfering with the blood flow to my Jimmy Johnson. So what did I have to be self-conscious about, for crying out loud? If Generic Viagra would allow me to give it to my wife on the back porch the way I did when she was still my fiancée, then what did I have to lose?

I'll never forget what went down the first time after my special sauce had arrived. I swallowed a dose a half-hour or so before it was time to grill. My wife came out half-heartedly, with her little apron on, and her pert breasts bulging, very lonely, from beneath the apron straps. That was all it took! Generic Viagra sure lived up to its reputation. I left the steaks to simmer on the grill, as I pulled out my salami and speared her with it most profoundly. She began moaning and screaming and didn't stop for an hour; before long, I couldn't tell which meat it was I heard sizzling. Funny, when I pulled out and doused her, she was cooked to perfection, pink and tender. The steaks were burnt to a crisp-couldn't have cut those things with a buzzsaw. So we went out for pizza. Sure, it took her a while to walk to the car. But she wasn't complaining!

How Did My Grandfather Deal With Generic Viagra?

2008-05-01T01:51:00.003-07:00

I woke up and sighed as I thought about my day. “Another work day!” I thought, depressed at the thought of having to wake up so early. I looked at the numbers that were hovering in the air above my bed. “Eleven AM!” I said out loud and rather disgusted that I had to wake up so early. I figured that I should just get ready fast and get my work day over with so that I could spend the rest of my day having fun.

I took a quick two minute ionic shower, threw on my jumpsuit and ordered my car to take me to the Shuttle Station. I was entering our outer atmosphere within five minutes and I worked as quickly as possible. I maneuvered the ship to touch down onto the Living Space Hotel, order the biobots to remove the cargo and zipped back to Earth. “Man that took almost a whole hour!” I said to myself. I left work and wondered how my great-grandfather ever managed to live his life. I remember being a little kid and him telling me about how he used to have to work eight hours a day! “What a crazy world that must have been”, I said to myself.

My work was done for the day and now I needed to concentrate on the rest of my day. I went back to my house. As I flew closer, I realized just how difficult it must have been for my grandfather to be limited to living on land. My Atlantic Ocean home was in one of the prime real estate areas and I wouldn’t trade it for the worlds! Zipping up to the nine hundredth floor, I sighed as I entered into my living quarters. I had a lot to do, my date with my girlfriend was only one hour away and I had to shop for just about everything.

I turned on my home store and stood inside the booth. “Clothes, suit, blue”, I said. I stood and thought about if blue was really my best color. I tried all combinations, “Black, tan, light blue and on and on” Five whole minutes later, I finally settled on a tan suit. I ordered my shoes and belt and then went on to the even more important things. I was wondered how my grand-father could possibly have dealt with “stores” when he was my age. I remember that he told me he used to order his Generic Viagra on something called a “lap top”; I think I saw a picture of one of those before. My father would order Generic Cialis in his home store, but from what I can remember, it still needed to be delivered to his home. I spoke to my home store, “Please give availability on Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis”. It replied that both were plentiful in stock.

I thought back to my last experience with Generic Viagra; it was great. Then I remembered that the Generic Cialis was just as good. “Computer, choose one of the medications for me”. A pill appeared in my hand, wrapped in its usual clear plastic and I carefully put it into my pocket.

Now it was time to call my girlfriend. “Phone, Zalia”. Zalia answered and I asked her what she wanted to do, “Neptune, Mars or Earth, Baby?” Zalia asked if we could visit our favorite restaurant, it was only a few minutes away, about one thousand feet under the Pacific Ocean. “Not a problem, Baby, be right there.” I said. I was glad that I had my pill, work had been rough that day and I knew that the pill would come in handy.

Harry, Generic Cialis and Becoming a Man

2008-05-01T01:51:00.002-07:00

Harry was sitting on the couch, just waiting for his girlfriend to come home. She had been very angry at him lately; it seemed as if everything he did was wrong. He knew that having an erectile dysfunction was not making things any easier. Always trying to keep his woman happy, as soon as he realized that his issue lasted longer than a week, he began to search for answers.

Hearing about Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis from friends and co-workers, Harry asked for their opinions and got some great feedback. He decided to do some research on his own, as well, and would log onto his computer to read about the medications. He was very happy that Generic Viagra could save him money and fix his issue. Adding an incredible increase to his stamina would make Generic Cialis seem like a great solution also. Albert felt relieved that he was not alone with this issue and he was pleased to see how Generic Viagra worked for so many men. He placed his order and now all he needed to do was to get girlfriend to listen. She was notorious for talking non-stop and getting a word in edgewise was usually a challenge.

Harry stood up when his girlfriend walked through the door. She walked right by him and stomped into the kitchen. Harry followed her in and before he could say a word, she began, “This kitchen is a mess! I just was stuck in traffic for over an hour! When is dinner going to be done, you don’t think that I’m going to cook dinner after the day that I had, do you? Do you?”

Harry just stood there, and said “Generic Cialis” to himself, while his girlfriend stomped up the stairs. “I’m taking a shower now!” she yelled before she slammed the door. Harry began making dinner and by the time his girlfriend came down to the kitchen, dinner was almost done and the candles that were lit on the table made a very romantic glow. She walked into the room and began, “What the heck is that smell? Did you burn something? Why are the lights dim? I can’t believe that you don’t even care about the day that I had! Why couldn’t you vacuum the house while I was in the shower? And stop slouching while I talk to you! Why are you rolling your eyes?”

Harry placed dinner on the table and thought to himself, “Generic Cialis”. They began to eat and she began again, “This food taste like garbage! I need to teach you how to cook. Didn’t your mother ever teach you how to cook? Why are you smirking at me? I bet my job is more stressful than yours! You made a mess of the kitchen while you were cooking; I hope you don’t think I’m going to clean that!”

Harry stood up, put on his coat, gently took his car keys, put his Generic Cialis in his coat pocket, said, “Ladies, here I come!” and walked out the door without even looking back!

Go Team Go! A Male Cheerleader’s Generic Viagra Conquest

2008-05-01T01:51:00.001-07:00

I suppose a lot of men catch themselves daydreaming about their carefree college days-especially if they're having a little erectile dysfunction problem, and would rather live in the past than order some Generic Viagra. With a problem as humiliating as that can be, who wouldn't seek comfort in memories of one's glory days? Somehow it's a lot easier to daydream than to get real and order some Generic Viagra. I often remember my days in the cheerleading squad. That's right, I was a male cheerleader. Yeah, scoff all you want. But keep in mind who it was that rode in the same bus with the female cheerleaders! Sure, some of the really cute ones may have had a thing the team quarterback-but rest assured, they knew who to turn to in the locker room when they needed a good old-fashioned pounding. Back in the days before I dreamed of ever needing Generic Viagra, I was one of those guys. I'm talking about the guys they could trust to toss them into the air, stick their hands up their little cheerleading skirts, and hold them aloft while they rah-rah-rahed during the game, then catch them when they fell. Besides, there was something phallic about those big megaphones we were always brandishing, and huffing and shouting and grunting into. Something about it made their little pom-poms quiver, I guess.

I ordered some Generic Viagra not long before my ten-year college reunion, when I knew the cheerleading squad would be getting back together near the football field. I was curious to see whether or not the years had been kind to Cindy-back in the day, she was a little hottie, let me tell you. She used to wear me out in the locker room. I was hoping so much to see her, and to "renew acquaintances," that I finally ordered the Generic Viagra, although I'd been putting it off for some time. It arrived just in time, and no one was the wiser; I kept it discreetly in my pants pocket, ready to extract whenever the opportunity arose. I took some just before the cheerleader gathering. And sure enough, when I saw Cindy standing at the fifty-yard line, in her old cheerleading outfit, I could feel that... opportunity arising. Thanks to Generic Viagra, I had an erection like a flagpole. I walked up to her, deliberately flaunting my hard-on-because she looked great. "Cindy!" I said, "Let's do it!" "Our routine, you mean?" she joked flirtatiously. Without further ado, I grabbed her little waist and tossed her up into the air, catching her with one hand, my palm forming a nice little seat for her taut little... seat. My Generic Viagra erection raging and fuming, I looked up and watched that little skirt billowing in the breeze, just like old days-and I saw a little something inside that skirt, too.

I carried her right off the field, and into the bowels of the stadium... past the empty locker room, and into the shower area. There wasn't a soul around. She unzipped my fly, and gasped with joy as my team mascot jumped out of my pants. It was all natural-she had no idea I'd been taking Generic Viagra. After paying me lip service, she quickly tore the rest of my clothes off; I simply reached under her cheerleading skirt and slipped her panties aside, turned on the shower, and took her against the wall as she lathered my chest and shoulders up with some soap. Thanks to Generic Viagra, there was no stopping me. I'd like to see a quarterback take a girl with that kind of authority! Afterwards, Cindy complained joyfully that she couldn't walk. I carried her tenderly to my car, and drove her to the nearest five-star restaurant! We'd outgrown college food, and besides, we had a lot to celebrate-including Generic Viagra.

Give it to Her Longer than War and Peace, with Generic Cialis!

2008-05-01T01:51:00.000-07:00

Hello, Generic Cialis literature lovers! I've got some literature for you to consider! My name is Prof. Getyurrokssov, a famous (OK, completely obscure) professor of Russian literature, whose hobby is chasing after coeds. It can be hard for an aging man like me to keep up with those little Lolitas, and teach them the ways of the world! Lately I've had to begin using Generic Cialis to fuel my pursuit of those sassy young women. Sure, I could get fired for such romances, but hell, I don't give one damn about that! I want to live! Just yesterday I was lecturing on that classic Russian work, Crime and Punishment. My class (all females-I have quite a reputation as a "lecturer"!) gasped when I told them how Raskolnikov decided to become the übermensch by toting his giant tool around town, hidden beneath his overcoat, and pulling it out on unsuspecting women, young and old. He still reminds me of myself in my younger days, before Generic Cialis, when I used to roam the dorms of my fellow graduate students, sending them into other dimensions with my battle-axe. I was like Pechorin, the hero of A Hero of Our Time, who was known for capturing sultry Causacisan maidens and keeping them as sex slaves in his mountain tent. They pouted at first, but after a night with him, they were more than happy to stick around. He would have laughed at the very idea of Generic Cialis.

Of course, I might have too, until just a few months ago. I suppose a lot of men do. They think they're manhood is indestructible, and immortal. Then, one fine day, they can't get a hard-on, and they realize that maybe Generic Cialis isn't so silly after all! They look down at their battle-scarred rod, and think what Tolstoy must have felt after he got his mercury treatment for the VD he caught-they wonder whether it'll ever be good for anything. Well, Tolstoy bounced back-he was wandering around his estate, with that beard of his and his giant staff, teaching perky young peasant wenches their ABC's until he was ninety. So just imagine what a comeback you can enjoy with Generic Cialis! Once, at a resort in the Crimea, Tolstoy asked Chekhov if he had banged a lot of wenches in his youth. Chekhov was shy, and wouldn't answer. But hey, this was the guy who wrote The Cherry Orchard! This was a guy who mowed down entire forests of cherry trees with his shiny axe!

Did you know that Pushkin, Russia's greatest poet, had a foot fetish? He makes no bones about it, so to speak-he admits it in the opening chapter of his greatest work, Eugene Onegin. I can't say I'm a foot man, myself-although, as excited as I get with Generic Cialis, I'm open to working with any part of the female anatomy. Of course, Pushkin's most famous work is his long poem, The Bronze Horseman. It's about a statue of Peter the Great who's hung like a stallion, and comes to life, and horrifies every woman in St. Petersburg with the bronze idol between his legs. I'll tell you, my massive bronze colossus has come to life lately, thanks to Generic Cialis! Did you know they keep Rasputin's schlang in a jar of formaldehyde in a Petersburg museum? Pretty morbid, huh? But hey, what man wouldn't be proud to live on after his death? But it's still too early to think about such things-I'm a young man! Barely forty, but feeling like I'm in my twenties, now that I've started my Generic Cialis regimen.

She slipped the generic Viagra into his palm and his eyes opened

2008-05-01T01:32:00.009-07:00

Heather looked at the box that just arrived at her house. She didn't open it immediately. First, she sat in her living room and thought about the contents. Heather knew that she needed to do something to fix her relationship with Steve. She loved Steve with all of her heart, but she knew that things needed to change. They had always enjoyed such an amazing love life; Steve had always given her such pleasure. Then things changed. Heather tried to be patient; she had no idea why Steve was having erectile dysfunction. He didn't want to talk about it, and Heather knew that he loved her; she knew that he was embarrassed by the situation.

One night, while Steve was sleeping, Heather went online and was determined to find an answer to their problem. She felt that this issue was not just Steve's problem; as his lover, she wanted to help. Keeping in mind their financial situation, Heather typed in generic Cialis and generic Viagra. Within an hour, she learned all she needed to. Smiling, Heather knew that soon she and Steve would have their incredible love life back.

Now, she sat in front of the box and wondered how she was going to talk to Steve about this. She slowly opened the box and smiled as she saw the generic Viagra. Thinking of how this would change their life back to the happy and satisfying one that they both used to share, she hoped that Steve would be home from work soon. She knew that Generic Cialis could repair a couple's love life and that Generic Viagra could give a man his confidence back and she had great hope.

A couple of hours later, Heather had a wonderful dinner prepared. She had cooked Steve's favorite dinner and laid it out on a romantic setting. She had a red tablecloth, wine was chilling, one red rose stood in a vase and the table was illuminated by candles. Greeting Steve at the door, she made sure that he didn't see the dining room, as he headed upstairs to take a shower. Asking him if he was hungry, she smiled when he said he was ravaged. She smiles as she looked at the generic Cialis.

When Steve came down to the dining room, not only did he see the table and dinner that Heather had prepared, he also saw that Heather had slipped into the sexiest dress she owned: the red one. He took a deep breath and began to worry. He thought about how his wonderful wife had spent so much time to have a great romantic evening and how she didn't realize that his problem was not a lack of romance: it was a dysfunction that he did not have control over.

He smiled and slowly walked over to the table. He told Heather how beautiful she looked and then he prepared what he was going to say. Taking another big breath, Steve began to tell Heather that he loved all she did, but that he didn't think this would solve the problem. Heather stopped him before he could get all of the words out. She asked him to hold out his hand and close his eyes. She slipped the generic Viagra into his palm and his eyes opened. "Let's not say a word and just see where the night takes us", Heather whispered. Steve raised his wine glass to hers and they toasted to their love.

After enjoying the romance of the dinner, the night took them to exactly where they both wanted to be: they had the passionate intimacy that they were both longing for. "Thank you", Steve whispered, as he hugged Heather in his arms and they drifted off to sleep.

Generic Viagra Helps How Generic Viagra Helped Me Conquer Europe

2008-05-01T01:32:00.008-07:00

You can call me William the Conqueror. I have all kinds of Generic Viagra stories to tell, and they all have an international flair to them. Which, I suppose, is completely appropriate, since Generic Viagra, much like sexual intercourse, is something that transcends differences in culture, language, and geography. You see, recently my wife and I toured Europe to celebrate our ten-year wedding anniversary. It was a trip that might have turned into a nightmare, had Generic Viagra not intervened. We had planned for a couple of years to take the "Grand Tour," as they call it-France, Italy, Germany. She wanted to "fall in love all over again." Personally, I would have preferred to fall off the Eiffel Tower, to an early but merciful death. Why, you ask, would a strapping young stallion like myself long for the cold embrace of the tomb over that of my wife? Well, I hadn't been able to get it up for months. Embracing, as a matter of fact, was about all we'd done lately, and for some reason I still didn't order any Generic Viagra. Some of you guys out there (you know who you are) can understand how hard it is to live in a home where the woman isn't getting it in the bedroom. Cold and prickly! Hmm... prickly... Well, the only thing worse than living with a sexually unsatisfied woman is taking her on a "romantic" European vacation. Thank heavens I packed some Generic Viagra!

As the date of our Grand Tour approached, and my once proud Man o' War continued to founder off her rocky coast, I became desperate, and ordered some Generic Viagra to have ready for the trip. As I'd often done in recent days, I spanked (I mean, literally spanked) my unruly gorilla in the shower, the morning of our flight, scolding it and warning it of the consequences if it didn't eat its Generic Viagra like a good boy. And I swear, it seemed to nod in agreement. I felt that, after these long months of surliness, he and I had reached some gentleman's agreement. I packed my Generic Viagra discreetly in my fanny-pack (that's right) and boarded the airline that day, planning to take my first dose in the passenger bathroom cabin. I did just that.

When we landed in France, I realized that, like some French baker, I was carrying a huge baguette in my pocket, crisp and buttery. The Generic Viagra was already working? I knew that Generic Viagra doesn't automatically cause your bread to leaven, but simply allows that dough to rise, firm and steaming, when you're aroused the old-fashioned way. Did the sight of my wife, as I walked behind her through the French airport terminal, really turn me on this much, after ten years? Apparently so! When she handed me one of her smaller bags, I impressed her by hanging it on my Jimmy. I stood there proudly beside the luggage belt, my hands on my hips, and my manhood hoisting her bag like a hotel porter. "Honey?!" she exclaimed breathlessly. "Generic Viagra?" "You are correct!" I answered. "Well, honey, can you put the bag down, and keep that gorilla under wraps until we get to the hotel? People are staring!" "Honey, this is Europe-they love this sort of thing," I answered, as I passed the bag from my man-flesh coat-rack to my hand.

Jetlag be damned! Thanks to Generic Viagra, I carried her across the threshold of our 5-star hotel room and burned her at the stake. A couple of hours later, and she was calling me William the Conqueror. Luckily, I had stowed enough Generic Viagra to last the entire trip. Our Grand Tour was shaping up nicely!

How Generic Cialis can Helped

2008-05-01T01:32:00.007-07:00

Ralph and Susan had been married a wonderful thirty years and those years had brought them friendship, trust, companionship and a healthy sex life. Soon after Ralph's fifty-second birthday, one of those elements started to disappear. Ralph began to experience erectile dysfunction; he never thought it could happen to him. The couple had quite a few discussions and Ralph made sure that Susan understood that he had the desire; his body just was not cooperating. Susan hugged him and reassured him that they would find a solution.The next day, Susan asked a few of her friends if they had any issues such as this with their husbands. To her surprise, she found that it was quite common. The husband of one of her dear friends had the same issue and he had turned to generic Viagra; it had worked wonders. Her other friend's husband had tried generic Cialis and her friend told of how their sex life was better than ever.

That night, Susan discussed the possibility of Generic Viagra or Generic Cialis with Ralph. At first Ralph was hesitant; he had wanted to fix the issue on his own. After some time, Susan convinced her husband to take a look on the Internet. Typing in 'generic Viagra" Susan led Ralph to the same website that he friends husbands had utilized. Sitting down together, the two of them read all that they could in regards what would be expected when a man used these medicines and what the possible effects would be. Satisfied with the answers that they received, they smiled at each other, as they decided to order generic Cialis.

As only best friends and lovers would do, the couple sat down on the sofa together to open the box when it arrived. Ralph looked a bit nervous, so Susan held Ralph's hand and told him her thoughts. "Ralph, if you had a stomach problem that was affecting our lives, you would seek help, right? And if you had an arthritis problem that got in the way of our love life, you would take medicine, right?" Susan asked. Ralph nodded in agreement and excitingly took out the medication. He held the bottle and asked Susan when she thought would be a good time to take the first pill. Susan replied that now was as good a time as any. That was all Ralph needed to hear and he jogged over to the kitchen to get a glass of water.

"Here we go!" Ralph eagerly said and he swallowed the pill. The couple put on a record that had always held romantic memories for them and they slow danced together. This couple who had been dancing together for over forty years, danced as if they had first fallen in love. After a few beautiful songs, Ralph looked lovingly at his wife. Winking his eye, Susan led the way to the bedroom that they had shared for over for decades. Closing the door, the couple shared a night of intimacy that most twenty-year-olds would envy.

He learned that Generic Cialis could be obtained

2008-05-01T01:32:00.006-07:00

Diane was asking her husband Scott to come upstairs for the fifth time. Scott kept saying no; and Diane knew why. The situation was getting very frustrating for both of them. Three months earlier, Scott had begun to experience erectile dysfunction and had not learned of Generic Viagra yet. Almost every time Diane and Scott began to be intimate, the moment was gone; Scott could not perform as he always had before, he did not know Generic Cialis could help. Diane began to feel as if maybe she was doing something wrong. She began to feel as if maybe Scott had lost interest in her. Scott knew that that was the furthest thing from the truth. He loved Diane with all his heart and he was more attracted to her now than he ever was. Feeling as if he was less of a man, he began to feel depressed and he shied away from speaking about the issue with his wife. He had no idea about Generic Cialis and he did not know Generic Viagra existed!

Once again, Diane headed up to their bedroom by herself and Scott could see the sadness and disappointment in her eyes. He couldn't bear to see her feeling this way and he knew he needed to do something. Heading over to his computer, he was determined to sit there all night; he knew that he would do whatever it took to go back to the wonderful love live that he and Diane used to share.

As he heard Diane getting ready for bed, he logged onto his computer. Wondering what he should type into his toolbar, he thought for a moment. Scott remembered that he had heard about medicine for his type of issue; but he also remembered that they were on a strict budget. Feeing lost, he wondered how he could afford to keep Diane happy and still have enough money for them to pay all of the bills. Then an idea came to him. Scott typed in "Generic Viagra, Generic Cialis". Then he held his breath to see if such a thing existed.

Scott smiled a bit, as he was pleasantly surprised that he did get results. As he clicked on a site, he hoped that this would be the last night that Diane went to bed alone. As his beautiful wife lay in bed, tossing and turning and wishing that her husband was beside her, Scott's eyes were glued to the screen. He read every word that he saw. He learned that Generic Cialis could be obtained and he read about facts of erectile dysfunction. Realizing that he was not alone with this issue, that many men suffered from this and realizing that there was an answer to get his life back to normal, Scott smiled even bigger.

Not wanting to wake Diane, he tip-toed over to his wallet and with determination to save his marriage, he took the steps to get his love life back. Feeling relived, he snuck into bed with his already sleeping wife. When the package of Generic Cialis arrived, Scott was pleased that Diane was not home; he wanted to surprise her. And then he waited. Scott waited as they ate dinner together and he waited as they watch a movie together. Then he waited for those words that he wanted to hear.

Finally, Diane announced that she was going to bed, and he could hear that bit of sadness in her voice. "Not without me!" Scott said. Diane smiled wide as Scott jumped up and chased her into the bedroom. The rest is between Scott and Diane, but let's just say that Diane had a smile on her face for the entire next day. That smile was replaced with a new one, as the next night, Scott ran to the bedroom with her again.

How Generic Cialis Brought Back Passion To The High School Sweethearts

2008-05-01T01:32:00.005-07:00

Charles sat thinking about his wife. “My sweet Rose”, he thought. He loved her so much, they had been together since they were high school sweethearts. Now, here they were, “empty-nesters” and it was finally there chance to spend quality time together and rekindle the romance and passion that had been lost a bit during the last few years. Charles was sitting and was worried about only one thing. Rose and he could make each other laugh, they could have fun doing just about everything, but when it came to romance in the bedroom, it was a different story. Charles remembered the days when he could go for hours; now he was down to just minutes. And that was on the “good” days. Charles had talked with some of his friends about what was happening and he got a lot of suggestions. The ones that made the most sense were to check out Generic Viagra or Generic Cialis. Standing up, Charles decided he was not going to procrastinate any longer and just get to it.

He didn’t have much experience using the computer; it was their son who had been on that thing all the time. However, Charles carefully pressed the on button and sat as he watched it come to life. Holding the mouse as if he might break it, he carefully clicked on the icon that said “Internet Explorer” and he waited as it connected. He sat for a moment, wondering what to do and then he began to type. Using just one finger, he finally typed “Generic Viagra” into the search bar.

He quickly sat back as he watched the computer display a page of information. He noticed that a lot of what he saw also had the words Generic Cialis in them. Once again carefully touching the mouse, he clicked on one of the sites that were displayed. Nothing happened. “Oh, stupid!” he thought. He had been clicking on the left side of the mouse. Repositioning his hand, he left-clicked and found himself on a site that seemed to be made for him.

He spend that next hour reading about Generic Viagra. He felt so much better when he saw that he was certainly not alone with his issue. He also studied about Generic Cialis. After he was satisfying with all that he read, he made his order and carefully shut down the computer. “Rose will be so happy”, he thought.

For the next couple of days, Rose questioned him about why he seemed so anxious. Charles wanted to keep his delivery a surprise, so he did his best to assure her that nothing was wrong. Then finally that day came when his pills were delivered to him. With the excitement of a kid at Christmas time, Charles opened his package and examined the contents.

He didn’t say a word to Rose that night, he simply took a pill and then gave her quite a surprise in the bedroom. Afterwards, laying together and holding hands, the two of them talked excitedly. Rose seemed so happy and Charles seemed just as thrilled. They stayed up half the night as they made plans of all the things that they wanted to do now: a cruise was first, visiting the Grand Canyon and a trip to the mountains. Rose fell asleep with a smile on her face and Charles felt like he was twenty again.

How Can You Avoid Watching Figure Skating? By Taking Generic Cialis!

2008-05-01T01:32:00.004-07:00

Every guy who's reading this Generic Cialis story is going to relate to this sob story right here, because there's no guy in the world whose woman hasn't forced him to watch figure skating with her. What do they see in it? I guess it's one of those female problems that we'll never understand fully. Personally, I'd gladly watch, if they'd just skate naked. I bet it really shows in those knockers when they're spinning in place. I wonder if that would have given me a hard-on. I was considering Generic Cialis-I'll be honest. Because lately I couldn't get a lasting erection to save my life. Back in my glory days, that was my way out of watching ice skating. Whenever she'd turn it on, and drag me to the couch to watch it with her, I'd just bend her over the sofa and give her the triple axle where it counts. In the days before I needed Generic Cialis, I'd make her moan so hard that I couldn't even hear that insipid theme music they play during their skating routines. The only routine music she could hear was by Kenny G, if you catch my drift. I was going Tonya Harding on her Nancy Kerrigan-I mean, giving her the stick on her knees, and hard. Forget about skating-she could hardly walk by the time I had sprayed my snow all over her. I have only myself to blame-I'd gotten her used to great sex. So when I started having problems getting it up, she understandably insisted that I take drastic measures, even if it was ordering Generic Cialis.

I wasn't immediately enthusiastic. Maybe I was complacent, maybe that competitive fire had left me. Maybe I was content to rest on my laurels. But hey, I enjoyed a good bang myself-who doesn't? And I was more than happy to try some Generic Cialis, after I saw what it was like watching figure skating-and actually having to watch figure skating! I was miserable! I sat her on my lap, hoping that a little contact would get the attention of that little bald Scott Hamilton between my legs. Instead, he just sat on the sidelines, like a typical commentator. He was clearly going to need some Generic Cialis to break out of his early retirement-otherwise he'd soon be too fat and lazy to get up off that bean-bag sofa of his. As I sat watching the broadcast, with no Generic Cialis, hoping in vain that my Johnson would lace up his skates, my girlfriend asked the famous Russian skater, Oleg Getmeoff, would be skating today, and put her hand down my sweatpants. To her despair, I couldn't respond to her touch the way I used to. I resolved then and there to order some Generic Cialis. Because I realized that it wasn't really about the ice skating anymore. She just wanted me to get her off there on the sofa; the ice skating broadcast was just a pretext, just like Memorial Day is just an excuse to grill steaks. I swore that I'd have some Generic Cialis in hand by the end of the week, and grill her little pink steak to a crisp, or die trying!

It was so easy to order online, once I sat down and did it, that I was actually angry at myself for not doing it the minute I knew I had a problem. Life's too short, guys. Too short to go without sex, not to mention living with an undersexed woman, when all it takes is ordering some Generic Cialis. When you can order online, there's no reason to be insecure or anything silly like that. Just order the darn stuff, and pound your woman the way she wants it. Because-here's the interesting thing: you'll never realize how much she wants it, and needs it, until she's not getting it. What can I say-women have a void in their lives that needs filling. Sometimes Generic Cialis is all it takes to fulfill that duty, and give it to her the way you used to.

Hot Action on the Ice: A Generic Cialis Hockey Romance

2008-05-01T01:32:00.003-07:00

I've got an amusing hockey-related Generic Cialis story. My woman and I met at a hockey game up in Toronto, so our relationship has always been centered around the sport we both love. Heck, I proposed to her at a freaking Leafs game, on the jumbotron. Luckily, she said yes. Little did she know that within two months of our engagement, I'd be struggling with erectile dysfunction, and thinking of ordering Generic Cialis. My stickblade, once long, straight, and rock hard, was now curving slightly, and I was having trouble firing. With the straight blade, I had amazing versatility-I was able to shoot from my forehand or my backhand, regardless of whether it was a close-range wrist-shot, or a long-distance slapper. When things began to slip, I made excuses-anything to avoid resorting to Generic Cialis, right? I told myself that the curved stick was giving me more velocity on my shots, and better control. But things kept getting worse. I was tired of my fluttering knuckle-pucks. I was almost ready to start taping up my old lumber. Unfortunately, life isn't as simple as hockey-you can't grab a fresh stick when the old one's broken. And mine was utterly broken. In hockey, it's illegal to continue play with a broken stick. You have to drop it immediately. I knew I'd have to get some Generic Cialis.

I have no idea what took me so long in the first place. I suppose that when you're a natural goal-scorer, you want to take it yourself, and put the biscuit in the basket. Somehow, I felt that ordering Generic Cialis would be like being sent down to the farm team. Sure, I might score a few goals, but it'd be different. I only realized how silly I'd been when the stuff arrived, and I started using it. All Generic Cialis does is restore your natural goal-scoring ability-puts the glide back in your skating stride. It's all about restoring proper blood flow, that's all. When the blood can flow naturally to your stick, you can get a natural erection, whenever you're properly aroused. It's as simple as that. So I soon came to view Generic Cialis as something that was liberating, something that was allowing me to get aroused and stay aroused, just as I had when I was an up-and-coming rookie.

And that's what I did. After a seven-game scoreless streak, I told my honey that my slumping center would be scratched indefinitely. "Order some Generic Cialis, eh?" my fiancée begged. "Your old Rocket Richard can get back in the game!"

I pulled out my Broad Street Bully and positioned myself in the slot, diverting the defense with several dekes, until I got the rock, and hammered a slapshot right through her five-hole. Pretty soon she was calling me "The Great One." I said, "Honey, you know what happens when the Great One goes to work in his office! He's got a natural nose for the puck." Especially when he's doping with Generic Cialis, I thought to myself! My Roberto Luongo was long and hard, a true competitor. When it was all over, and she'd sipped from my Lord Stanley, she held him aloft, and stroked him proudly. We went to the living room, curled up on the couch together, and watched the Leafs game. I asked her how my maple syrup was treating her, and she asked for seconds. "Whoah, there aren't any double-headers in hockey, now!" I said. After the triple-overtime epic confrontation we'd just been through, I wasn't exactly up for another face-off right that minute! What can I say, I guess Generic Cialis has its limits after all! But I was sure glad I'd ordered the stuff.

A Horrific Generic Viagra Sexcapade in Dracula’s Castle

2008-05-01T01:32:00.002-07:00

Yes, my loyal readers, it's me, Bill. I'm back with another episode from my European silver anniversary Grand Sex Tour, which I took with my wife, and with Generic Viagra, which had saved our relationship. A lot of guys with erectile dysfunction might tell themselves-aw, what the hell, we'll just "be friends." It's not sex that's important to a woman-it's those little signs of affection, those kisses in the afternoon, taking the garbage out, being a breadwinner, etc., etc. What a bunch of bull. If there's one thing Generic Viagra has taught me, it's that-even for women-it's all about sex. That is, if you aren't having good sex, your relationship is in big trouble. Women who are honest will tell you-they need to be taken regularly. They need to see you being a man, and they need to feel like a woman. If you don't have the staying power (or even the starting power!) to make that happen, you've got big problems. After months of wallowing in denial, I realized that our silver anniversary was approaching-and the thought of one cold hotel room bed after another, with my sullen, undersexed-no, make that unsexed-wife curled up in the fetal position beside me every night-well, it was scary. That's when I ordered my Generic Viagra. At that point, it wasn't about pride, it was about taking action. What I didn't understand then was how Generic Viagra would restore my pride-hell, it restored my youth. I was doing some crazy things, some kinky things. But that was all fun and games-and the end of the day, I was pounding my wife long and hard.

For all of my exploits, I'd earned some impressive nicknames-such as William the Conqueror, Erekticles, and even Ramses (you know, the ramming). We'd journeyed with Generic Viagra through France, Germany, Rome and Greece, and even Egypt, where we had sex within plain view of the Great Pyramid at Giza. Thanks to Generic Viagra, I was truly hung like a Great Sphinx that day. After our bout of sand dune sex in the Saharan sun, we both had excellent tans-and on parts of our body that had rarely seen the light of day! Ramses the Second, as I called my manhood, was now a healthy bronze-truly worthy of a Pharaoh. But, alas, it was time to move on, back across the Mediterranean, for a short stop in a truly exotic-and frankly, scary-locale: that part of Romania known as Transylvania, home of-you guessed it-Count Dracula. Thus I earned yet another Generic Viagra nickname: Vlad the Impaler. We toured the historic Count Dracula's infamous castle, and learned about how he got that nickname-for cruelly impaling his enemies on long shafts. "Funny, I always thought Dracula was just a kinky sex pervert," my wife said. "Granted," I said, "drinking blood is a bit too kinky for my tastes-but hey, if that gets you off..."

"I prefer drinking something else," said my wife, pulling back from the tour group, and pushing me into a niche in the hallway. "I vant to suck your..." Blood flow, guys. It's all about blood flow. Because I'd taken some Generic Viagra before leaving on our tour, I responded the way a man should when she suddenly unzipped my fly and barely managed to consume all of me. I tried to stay quiet during all of this. We'd had some wild sex since taking Generic Viagra on our trip with us-but Count Dracula's castle? This was something the guys back home at the corner bar just wouldn't believe. We were worried that another tour group would be following soon, so I decided to take matters into my own hands, and make it quick. I pulled out of her mouth, pushed her up against the wall, and impaled her. She described it afterwards as a "sweet, slow torture." And she called me "Vlad the Impaler." Thank you, Generic Viagra!

Honey, Did You Spill the Egg-Nog, or is that Just Generic Cialis?

2008-05-01T01:32:00.001-07:00

Let me continue my Happy Holiday Generic Cialis tale. It'll warm your heart. And light a fire in your bedroom, if you take my advice. Burn the barn down. Fix her little red wagon. My wife was suffering this time last Christmas, when my erectile dysfunction difficulties were at their peak. At the holiday gatherings with family and friends, she was almost ashamed to introduce me as her husband-as if wanting the world to suspect that she was undersexed. I have to say, before I got my Generic Cialis, that look of "do me" was written on her face. An experienced eye can always spot it in a woman's look. So I even began to worry that she might begin looking for love in all the wrong places. I pictured her car screeching out of the driveway, one sexless Christmas eve, and heading off for the nearest bar, to try to hook up with some loser who was spending Christmas alone, just like her. That might have been the last straw. I decided to treat myself to some Generic Cialis, and even ordered it on Christmas day. I felt strange, sitting there at my computer, ordering something to bring life back to my little gingerbread man, while everyone in the next room was partying. But it only took a second to do it, and when I went back to join the festivities, I already felt better. In a matter of days, I'd have my Generic Cialis in hand.

I spiked a glass or three of egg-nog with some whiskey and slurped it down. Pretty soon I had the lampshade on my head, and started blabbering about how I'd ordered Generic Cialis, and that my wife would be getting her "real present" in a matter of days. Yes, that was a bit embarrassing. Surprisingly, my wife hardly even cared. Instead of the look of shock you might expect, she actually smiled at the news. Her mother, of course, gasped, and said that Generic Cialis was from the devil. I wanted to throw the stupid old bag right out of my house, and into the snow, but I managed to control my drunken self. We all had some cake, and I discussed with some of my male relatives the virtues of Generic Cialis. Turns out a lot of them had used it to spice up the holiday sex. It was a lot more effective than swallowing raw oysters, or sitting at your computer doing different penis massages you can find on the Internet. Nope, they said I'd been smart to order Generic Cialis, and not some hokey penis pump or balm or unguent or herbal tea made from the ground-up claws of a Siberian tiger.

The simple fact was that men like them, around the world, and millions of them, had been using Generic Cialis for almost a decade now, and that that many men couldn't possibly be wrong. The fact was that the stuff worked, plain and simple. My cousin Joe said he'd ordered some around Thanksgiving, and assured me that his wife's Twelve Days of Christmas had been accompanied by Twelve Nights of Hard Banging... usually wearing little elf hats with bells on the end. I told him I wasn't sure I needed Generic Cialis adventures that were quite that kinky-that I was a meat and potatoes kind of guy when it came to sex. Sure, I liked to roughen things up a bit from time to time, but otherwise, I was a gentle, tender lover-a real gentleman. I was determined to give my wife a Christmas to remember as soon as my power pills arrived at our doorstep.

How Generic Viagra Changed My Marriage

2008-05-01T01:32:00.000-07:00

I know there are a lot of men who are in need of Generic Viagra or Generic Cialis, but I felt that no one needed it more than I did. I had very strong needs, as my taste in sex was a bit out of the mainstream. Well, I should say that my wife and I had desires that were a bit “different”. We were swingers and happily so. Not everyone is cut out for such a lifestyle; however my wife and I couldn’t have been happier, or so we thought. The only problem was that I found myself dealing with erectile dysfunction and of course, it had a major impact on our extracurricular activities! I was devastated the first time that I realized what was going on. I knew that I had to take immediate action.

Several hours later, I was on my computer and checking out the only two medications that I had heard great things about. First I checked out Generic Viagra. Almost everyone had heard of that medicine, but I wanted to read for myself about exactly what it did and what type of issues it could help with. By the time I had finished researching it, I felt I was ready to order. But, then something else caught my eye. I say that I also had the option of ordering Generic Cialis. Generic Cialis was similar to the Generic Viagra and I thought it might be worth reading about it also.

I found great relief to see that I had options. It had helps countless men, just as the Generic Viagra had. All I really needed to do was make up my mind and order the stuff! My wife came into the room and it prompted me to hurry and just ordered what I needed; we were used to high libidos and enjoying our lifestyle on a regular basis. My wife was in agreement, and with a few clicks of my mouse and a minute of typing, my package was on its way.

Within a week, I was ready to try it out. I wanted to make sure it worked, so my wife and I experimented at home by ourselves that first time. We were both amazing shocked as to how much stamina I had. It gave me an erection for more than five hours. We both were so full of passion and so turned on; we had crazy and passionate sex for hours on end. Actually, I will need to reword that, something happened that night. It seemed like it was more than sex; for what may have been the first time, my wife and I made love. She and I connected in such an intimate way that any words can not even fully explain. We both later talked about how we literally felt as if our two bodies had blended into one; and how we felt something that had gone much deeper than just a physical sensation.

Lying in bed afterwards, we held hands and put our faces near each other. We both talked about how we were feelings things that we didn’t know existed. It was from that moment on that our lifestyle changed. We both agreed quickly that we only wanted to experience those feelings over and over again. My wife and I have been monogamous now since that day and we have never been so happy. Wait, I’ll need to reword that, we are not happy; we are in another world of bliss.

Generic Viagra Conquers the Acropolis of Athens

2008-04-11T08:05:00.005-07:00

It's me, William the Conqueror, or, as I'm now being called in Greece, Erekticles, the man of many devices. We're more than a week into our Generic Viagra inspired tour of Europe; for our silver anniversary, I've taken my gray-eyed sex vixen of a wife through France, Germany, and Italy. During that time, with the help of Generic Viagra, I've treated her body like a canvas in Paris, covering it with impressionistic compositions in white; I've fed her some Bavarian sausage in Germany; and I've proven my mettle as a gladiator in Rome. After all of these adventures, we headed off for Greece-and, as my loyal readers know, I gave it to her in epic Homeric verse in the cabin of our Adriatic cruise ship, before we'd even made it to Greece. Generic Viagra had turned me into a wild man-or, more accurately, it had allowed me to become once again the man I always had been, even back in college-with rock-hard erections that could go the distance, in time and in space! My erectile dysfunction medication allowed me to respond to my wife naturally-to get aroused and to get her off whenever we wanted.

On the first morning of our Athens adventure, we headed for a tour of the Acropolis, whose mighty marbles have inspired poets to go on sex romps for centuries. As usual, I had my stockpile in my fanny-pack... funny, but I suddenly imagined some invention similar to those stupid beer-hats you see people wearing at football games-I could attach some tubing straight from my Generic Viagra laden fanny pack right through a hole in my zipper, so that my hungry little wolverine could scarf down some pills any time he was roused. But of course, I shook off this hallucination and began paying attention to the tour. I began by sharing some tidbits with my wife, based on my fluent knowledge of Ancient Greek. "Did you know, honey, that 'acropolis' literally means "high city," or acre polis? 'Hey polis' is Greek for 'the city.'" "Honey, have you overdosed on that Generic Viagra?" "Funny that the Greek source of the word Parthenon is "parthenos," or maiden-since the Parthenon is dedicated to the maiden Athena. The Greek "parthenos" is one of those rare nouns that is feminine in gender, but masculine in form-so it takes the feminine article 'hey,' not the masculine article, 'ho.'" "Who you callin' ho?" my wife said, in mock anger. "Take some Generic Viagra-I want you to throw me against this rocky cliff and make me feel like a goddess. "Sweetie, you know I love you, but this is just a bit too public. I don't want to pleasure you in a jail cell tonight. Some Greek criminal might end up pleasuring me instead, and I don't want that!"

I ripped the raiments from my Greek goddess and threw her onto the bed, and before I could even take my pants off completely, my spear-toting warrior was encroaching upon her dark underworld. Generic Viagra allowed us to revisit the world of Greek myth. After I'd teased her a bit by rattling my sword just at the mouth of her cavern, she pulled me out and declared that she was Cerberus, the three-headed guardian of those dark realms. And let me tell you-the heady action that followed could have set off a three-alarm fire. I somehow endured the white-hot lashes of her tongue and lips without exploding, and finally pushed her head from me, pushed her back onto the edge of the bed, and plunged headlong into her nether regions. After long wanderings, I emerged once again, and sprayed my Orphic love poetry all over her heaving breasts. Sing in me, muse, of Generic Viagra- of the man of twists and turns, who plundered the hallowed heights of Troy.

Generic Viagra created Superman

2008-04-11T08:05:00.004-07:00

Superman was feeling a bit miserable, it was not fun being a super hero all the time. In fact he had been feeling a bit under the weather recently. He'd had a bad week last week - there had been a hurricane and a fire in Metropolis and then he'd had to fly to Italy to rescue the Leaning Tower of Pisa from collapse. To his humiliation, he couldn't properly save the ancient monument and the Press had had a field day mocking his attempts. The Floppy Tower of Pisa doesn't have quite the same cachet - the tower was now bent over in the middle and rather resembled a ... well he didn't want to think about that right now.

Since the fiasco, he had a rather more pressing problem. He had never been ridiculed before and his confidence was at rock bottom, as a result it was not only the Tower of Pisa that he couldn't get to stay up!

He had a hot date scheduled with Lois Lane for the next week and he needed to solve his problem fast. The trouble was, who did a superhero go to with such a delicate problem?

Disguised as his alter ego Clark Kent, he went into the newspaper offices to use the Internet and discovered a fascinating solution. Generic Viagra or Genric Cialis seemed to be the order of the day. They could help him to woo Lois Lane as ready as the Empire State Building rather than the Floppy Tower of Pisa!

He quickly ordered both Generic Viagra and generic Cialis so he could see which suited his type of performance the best. The longer-lasting the better - he was after all a super hero and certain expectations would have to be upheld.

Two days later Clark received a package containing a pack of Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis and was pleased to note that he had saved money by not buying the branded goods - super thrifty!

Feeling a little more like the powerhouse that he was, Superman got back to work and succeeded in rescuing a few cats stuck up trees and foiling a plan to rob a bank... he was back on track and shooting for the stars!

Back at the office, Lois touched up her make-up and wondered what tonight would be like, she was finally going on a date with the man of her dreams, and she hoped he was as powerful as a locomotive (but not perhaps faster than a speeding bullet) in bed as well in the air.

And we are pleased to report that this young lady was not disappointed at all - she had two superheroes in bed with her that night - Superman and Generic Viagra!

He learned a lot about Generic Viagra

2008-04-11T08:05:00.003-07:00

Blake had a smile on his face for the first time in a long time. As he drove down the street, all he could think about was the woman he had just met. Blake thought about how he had wanted to meet a beautiful woman for a couple years now, since his last relationship went down hill; and it went down hill fast. Out of the blue he began to experience erectile dysfunction. Blake had no idea what to do, the few friends that he confided in, had no idea what he should do. Before he had a chance to learn about Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis, his lover was gone.

Blake finally did research from the privacy of his home; he searched the web for hours and he learned a lot about Generic Viagra. Blake was an ice delivery guy, that didn't give him a huge income. He always thought that any solution to his dilemma would be much too expensive for him. And there it was one night: Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis, available online. He didn't even need to be embarrassed to pick it up at his pharmacy! Determined to never lose a woman again, Blake obtained the pills and then.he waited.

He waited a long time to meet someone and his Generic Cialis sat in its bottle for a long time. He waited while his family tried to fix him up on blind dates that made him wish he had stayed at home. He waited while his friends tried to coach him into approaching women at dance clubs who seemed more interested in the flashy dressers and womanizers. He waited while his profile sat on an online dating site and he never saw a woman's photograph that made his heart skip a beat. And Blake waited for a chance to take his Generic Viagra and feel like a real man again.

Then one day, Blake was asked to cover part of a new delivery route. Just moments earlier, Blake had pulled his ice truck up to a convenience store; it was going to be just a normal delivery. As he piled up the heavy bags of ice, he looked at the parking lot: no cars. "Better that way", he thought, as customers usually get in the way of trying to deliver the ice.

Blake entered the store and most beautiful woman he had ever seen, with the kindest eyes and the most amazing smile was standing before him. Trying to get his words out properly, Blake thought he may have looked crazy! He laughed to himself that she must have thought he was the happiest ice-deliverer in the world! His smile reached from ear to ear, as he stated he was there to stock the ice in the store.

Her name was Donna. "Oh, Donna, you are so beautiful", Blake said to himself as he headed closer to the ice warehouse. Their conversation had gone perfectly, both felt an immediate attraction and Blake wasn't nervous at all when he asked Donna if she would allow him to treat her to dinner the following Saturday night. "Finally", thought Blake, "I may just have found the one for me, and if so, I can finally try the pills." Then Blake began to worry if his generic pills would actually work. His thoughts kept changing from Donna's gorgeous smile to the worry of if his solution would really work.

Saturday came and their date was more than Blake ever expected. Donna, who had been looking for her match for quite a while felt as if she was floating. As they sat beside the ocean, looking out into the waves, they smiled that smile that only true soul mates have. Blake and Donna were perfect for each other. Time didn't seem to matter anymore; each day just flew into the next one. They spent all of their free time together and love began to grow just as a rose bush does: one bud, then several, then before you know it you have gorgeous blooms surrounding you. Then the day came when it was time to take their relationship to one of intimacy.

Did Blake's Generic Viagra work? You could ask him, if you happen to be in Hawaii next week, where Blake and Donna are celebrating their honeymoon.

Generic Viagra Helps One Old Soldier Tend to Things Back the Homefront

2008-04-11T08:05:00.002-07:00

Although I'm a career army officer, I've got a soft side too. I love my wife, first of all. Even have a thing for poetry. And, as a famous poet once wrote, there are four seasons in the life of man. If that is the case, then, as some other poet put it, I was in the winter of my discontent. Or, rather, my partner's discontent. This was back before I ordered Generic Cialis. In those days, Lucy was most definitely not content, and she let me know it, that first time I came home from duty overseas, and failed to satisfy her the way she had, um, come to expect. Hell, by the time I headed out again, she had started to throw in the expected jokes about Generic Viagra, even Generic Cialis. She could be cruel at times.

But Lucy loved me- I knew that. And all of her reproaches, even occasional insults, were born out of love. She kept mentioning Generic Viagra not because she doubted my manhood- far from it. She just wanted it back. She wanted to be loved, the way I used to love her. She remembered the man I was, the nights I gave her. And she was frustrated. She'd heard about Generic Viagra, and had urged me to try it. In her way, Lucy was always more practical than me- I tended to let my silly machismo get in the way. For some reason I looked at ordering Generic Cialis as an admission of defeat- and felt like some battle-worn general whose sword was falling now to the ground, covered in shame.

I didn't feel old- I was still in the spring of my life. But already, it seemed, the once green leaves were already falling from my towering, gnarled oak. And I was a young man! Granted, I wasn't a fresh-faced recruit. I was battle-tested- in love and in war. But before I broke down and ordered Generic Viagra, I felt worse than a rookie. Because a young man can get hard, but he doesn't hold out too long before he blows his top. Over the years, I'd learned to be patient in bed, to last as long as I needed to to lead Lucy on long and exciting campaigns. But now I couldn't even get hard, much less stay hard. That is, until I considered Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis. They allow you to get and keep your erection.

Well, during my absence, I changed my battle tactics- I ordered some Generic Viagra. So the next time I returned to the home front, I was armed to the hilt. My pistol was throbbing in its holster. I decided to surprise Lucy. She went through the motions, welcoming me home- the candlelit dinner, the incense, all the things women do to "create that atmosphere." Back in the day, before I needed Generic Viagra or Generic Cialis, it didn't take any theatrics to get me in the mood. I'd come home, toss her onto the sofa, and storm her fortress. Lately, even these productions of hers hadn't helped arouse me. The wine just made me tired.

But this time, I politely ate my dinner, after slipping to the restroom to take some Generic Viagra. When Lucy asked me if I'd like dessert, I answered by tackling her onto the sofa. Before she knew it, I had breached her defenses, plunging my battering ram into her gate, pounding, pounding, and pounding. She looked at me, breathless, and asked what had come over me? I told her not to worry about that, that I'd come over her. But not before she was completely satisfied. Maybe she guessed that I'd ordered Generic Viagra. But after hours of love-making, I realized something myself. I'd waited far too long to order my Generic Viagra. And placing that order was hardly some act of surrender. It was a declaration of victory. I was still in the spring of life. Or, at the very latest, the summer.

A Female Doctor Opts for Invasive Probing with Generic Viagra

2008-04-11T08:05:00.001-07:00

Hello again! Time for more Generic Viagra news from a woman's perspective, guys! It's me, Dr. Suki Doittome, with more medical information, and personal stories, for the men out there. I've seen first-hand what Generic Viagra can do for a man who's feeling a bit down down there. I've already shared with my loyal readers how I convinced my ailing boyfriend to get real and get hard and get some Generic Viagra. He promptly did so, and he's been a raging bull every since. Which is the way I like it- I enjoy a rough ride every now and then. People who see me at the office every day, with my clean lab jacket and my stethoscope, might find all of this hard to believe. But, as a matter of fact, I sometimes leave my jacket on during! Especially since my boyfriend's made a habit of sneaking in to administer injections to me in my place of work. Since starting the Generic Viagra I prescribed for him, he's been even more adventurous than he was when I first met him

Just the other day, I was working late again, writing prescriptions for Generic Viagra, when a knock came at my office door. "Come in," I said. "Don't mind if I do, Dr. Doittome," came the answer- the door opened a bit, and a dozen bright red roses stuck their heads through the door. Then- good gosh!- something else bright and red stuck its head through the door, followed by the rest of my boyfriend. That's the Generic Viagra at work! He had already unzipped in the empty hallway. "Your reputation precedes you!" I gasped. He scattered the roses around the room and took me right there, on the desk. But not before putting on my stethoscope. He likes to play doctor a lot now since he got his Generic Viagra- and he can do anything he wants to me. I trust his expertise.

One night he lost all shame and dragged me off to the MRI scanner- you know, those big cylindrical contraptions, where the patient lies on a little bed and passes through the hoop, as it takes high-resolution scans of the patient's insides. We call this a "non-invasive" method. Well, with his Generic Viagra in his bloodstream, my boyfriend was very, very invasive. He probed me deeply as he set me down on the MRI bed; somehow I reached back, pressed a button, and the bed started moving, and the machinery started humming and rotating around us as we began to pass into the circular opening. Generic Viagra sure had led to some interesting situations! I contemplated, for a moment, the nesting-doll quality of our position- his entire body was passing into the huge donut hole of the MRI, even as his second self, his manhood, was passing into my own apparatus. It was like one of those Escher drawings.

What a long, strange trip it's been with Generic Viagra! I won't even talk about the scans that we found waiting for us after we had finished- some very interesting cross-sections to say the least! But we headed straight from the MRI room to the physical therapy room, because after what he did to me, I was having trouble walking! After a bit of hydrotherapy in the hot tub, though, I was good to go. By the time it was all over, it was almost time for my morning shift already! Time sure flies with Generic Viagra. My colleagues were starting to trickle into the building- and, after banging me all night, my boyfriend had been reduced to a trickle as well! Hey, even Generic Viagra has its limits!

Generic Viagra in the Valley of the Kings

2008-04-11T08:05:00.000-07:00

It's William the Conqueror back, with more tales of my conquests of the Mediterranean during the Generic Viagra silver anniversary cruise I took with my wife, who was suddenly acting half her age in the bedroom-like some naughty young minx. Ever since I'd finally taken practical steps to deal with my erectile dysfunction problems, and had ordered some Generic Viagra to smuggle along on our European Grand Tour, she'd been groaning with pleasure every night... and every day. I was banging her like there was no tomorrow. And Lord knows she deserved a good banging, after those months of loneliness, during which my wildebeest didn't have enough energy to raise its mighty head, much less graze and romp in her grassy plains. Why the reference to African beasts, you ask? Because, after our shameless Generic Viagra sexcapade in the cradle of Western Civilization, Greece, we continued our sex tour of the Mediterranean, and headed for an even more ancient center of civilization, in Northern Africa-Egypt. And you know those ancient Egyptians knew how to get it on. Lots of sand, of course-you had to be on the lookout for that stuff. Needless to say, before we'd even arrived, my wife had begun calling me "Ramses," thanks to my Generic Viagra regimen. You know, because I'd been ramming her every which way but Sunday. I responded by calling her "Imhotep." "Who you callin' ho?" she answered, in mock anger-just as she had in Athens. "OK, OK, Queen Nefertitty," I said, trying to pacify her. "That's more like it," she said, shaking her ample bosom. It was then I realized she wasn't wearing a bra. The things she'd started doing again since I'd started taking Generic Viagra! We'd both regained out youth, it seemed.

So, our cruise ship docked at Alexandria-home of the ancient library that burned, tragically, leading to the loss of many a priceless manuscript. For a moment I contemplated the vagaries of history, the vicissitudes of time and its cruel passage. Then I just started thinking about sex. Then I ducked into a restroom and popped some Generic Viagra. By the time our bus pulled into Cairo, I had an erection that could have toppled governments. Remember those school bus rides, back in the day? You know what I'm talking about, my dear readers. Between that and climbing the rope during gym, we all had certain premonitions of the sex we'd have in high school. Back in those days, especially when my wife and I first met in college (and got it on more often than we went to class), erectile dysfunction was the last thing we were worried about. Those were the happy days before Generic Viagra was even necessary. But, time flies, and destroys everything in its path-even our proud marble columns. After seeing Athens, I thought-hey, if time's scythe mowed down the eternal Parthenon, then why should my Johnson be any different? Thanks be to Zeus that Generic Viagra had turned back the clock.

By the time we got to Cairo, and the bus pulled in to the station, I was embarrassed to rise from my seat. My wife had had her hand on my lap almost the entire way, and thanks to the Generic Viagra I'd taken, I responded-and how. I was on the verge of unzipping my fly, just to give my lotus flower some fresh air. Then I remembered that Egypt was a muslim country, and was pretty strict about that sort of thing. Hell, our country was too, come to think about it. I held a bag discretely in front of my ladykiller, all the way up to the room. Then, I unleashed it. Generic Viagra had worked its magic again.

Generic Viagra, Cialis and The Exchange of Boxes

2008-04-11T08:02:00.003-07:00

Timothy sat on the sofa with his head down; his mind was weary and tired. It had been months that he was struggling with erectile dysfunction. What was once the most passionate relationship he ever had with his wife Stacy was now non-existent. He loved Stacy with all his heart and he didn’t want to lose her. He shook his head and thought, “If I don’t do something soon, she’ll leave me for sure”. He slowly walked over to his computer. Thinking about what to type, he though for a moment. He knew that he needed to stay within a strict budget and he knew that he needed help fast. He typed in “Generic Viagra”.

Stacy sat in her bedroom with her head down; her mind was tired and a bit frustrated. For months, her husband Timothy had not been able to have any stamina in the bedroom. She thought back to the passionate relationship that they once shared. She loved Timothy with all of her heart and she didn’t want to lose him. “I hope it’s not me, I hope he’s still attracted to me!” she thought. She slowly turned on her lap top computer. Thinking about what to type, she thought about how Timothy was always trying to keep them on a strict budget. She then typed in “Generic Cialis”.

Timothy sat on the sofa and was intrigued with what he was reading about Generic Viagra. He sighed a breath of relief as he learned that he was most certainly not alone. Generic Viagra was used by countless men who found they needed some help.

Stacy sat on the bed and read with great interest about Generic Cialis. She felt a lot better when she learned that the issue was not whether Timothy was attracted to her or not. It could happen to couples that were madly in love and very attracted to each other. Generic Cialis helped so many couples that were going through the same thing.

One hour later, Stacy and Timothy both walked into the kitchen at the same time; they were also both smiling. “I have a bit of a surprise for you” Stacy said. “You took the words right out of my mouth!” Timothy replied. The couple smiled. Stacy told Timothy that her surprise would be ready by Saturday. Timothy again said, “You took the words right out of my mouth!” Agreeing to keep their ideas a surprise until then, the couple hugged each other.

Saturday night, Stacy made sure to look her best and Timothy did so also. They say across the table from each other and at the same time, they both handed a small box to each other. Timothy received a box wrapped in blue paper with a note that said, “Let’s stay up all night”. Stacy received a box wrapped in pink paper with a note that said “I took one already, let’s stay up all night!” As they opened the boxes, they laughed and hugged each other as they saw that they had both ordered generic erectile dysfunction medication. The laughter and quite a few other loud noises could be heard from their bedroom until the sun rose the next morning.

Generic Viagra In The Year 2125

2008-04-11T08:02:00.002-07:00

Scott342 was getting ready for his date. “Computer, navy outfit”, he said. His closet doors slid open and perfectly ironed navy slacks with a matching shirt slid out. Scott342 put on his clothes and walked over to his bathroom. “Computer, cologne” he said and he was misted with the perfect amount of men’s cologne. He stood and thought for a moment and decided that since he had fifteen minutes until he needed to pick up his date, he had better have the computer find the solution to his erectile dysfunction. He wasn’t worried; in the year 2125 almost everything was instantaneous and easy.

Scott walked toward his computer desk. “Computer, chair” he said and his chair slid out for him to sit in. “Computer, find solution for erectile dysfunction, low cost, reliable medicine” Scott342 sat for just a moment while his computer searched. Then his computer began to talk, “Generic Viagra, Generic Cialis, best results for your request”. “Explain Generic Viagra” Scott342 replied. His computer answered, “Generic Viagra is one of the top erectile dysfunction medications, it will give you excellent results, and will please your date immensely”. Scott342 smiled.

“Computer, explain Generic Cialis” he asked. His computer instantly answered, “Generic Cialis is similar to Generic Viagra, it is used by many men, and will offer superior results that will give you excellent stamina for your date tonight”. Scott thought for a moment and then stated, “Computer, choose one of the medicines for me, five pills”. A small container slid out from the side of his computer and Scott342 opened the lid. He looked inside and then took out the five pills. “Computer, off” he said and then he walked over to his bedroom.

“Light” he said as he entered the room. He put four of the pills on a small tray near his bed and he put one in his pocket. Tonight’s date was with Lisa399 and he was sure that they would end the night at her place. Lisa399 lived only 1,200 miles away. He stopped for a moment while he imagined how beautiful she was; he couldn’t wait to get the night started. All he would need to bring was that one pill and he would keep the others near his bed incase the date continued on for a couple of days and they came back to his house. He smiled as he thought about how great the evening would be.

Scott342 headed down his hallway and simply said “Door”. His front door lifted up and his car was waiting for him right outside; hovering in the air. Checking to make sure he had everything, he smiled as he jumped into his vehicle. “I wonder how people lived in the early 2000’s, must have taken forever to do things” he thought as his car lifted off into the sky. Looking at the Boston skyline, he said, “Computer, Daytona Florida” and he was whisked away. “I’ll be right on time” he thought as he sat back and enjoyed the ten minute ride.

Generic Viagra is Like Miracle Grow For this Cowboy’s Cactus

2008-04-11T08:02:00.001-07:00

Howdy there, partner! Glad you're back to gather around the campfire with me, old Cowboy Dick, to hear the rest of my Generic Viagra story. It's a ignorant story, for sure, but that because I ain't nothing but a stupid hayseed. But I'm a bronco in the bedroom, I can tell you that. I like doing it to a little lady out on the desert floor, beneath the stars. I remember the first time I took little Suzy outdoors to do it, among the cactuses. Back before I needed Generic Viagra, I was a raging beast. Let me tell you, she got bit by my fat rattler that night-she barely survived! But the next evening, when that sunset started to glow in the West, she wanted more. So we left our mint juleps on the back porch and moseyed out into the cacti for more rattlesnake action. She liked to ride me sidesaddle-first at a nice, slow trot.

Then she'd get fearless, and spur me in the buttocks, and whip me, and drive me into a furious gallop, like as if we was running from Injuns. I didn't need Generic Viagra to respond; my Billy the Kid would fire double-fisted, spraying silver bullets right past her head-you know, just to scare her a bit. She got a real kick out of that. Because riding me was just like riding one of them bulls in the rodeo, which is what I do for a living. It ain't a game-it can be a matter of life and death, if you don't know what you're doing. I only realized how dangerous I'd been when I began needing Generic Viagra, and began daydreaming about my past rolls in the hay. A woman who was young and silly might well go and get herself kilt, trying to ride my mustang. Anyway, you can see the kind of sex my gal Suzy was used to getting before my erectile dysfunction problem surfaced. After months of delay, I finally admitted that this grizzled old cowboy needed a helping hand, and I ordered my Generic Viagra. I just praise the stars that I did.

Because when she wasn't able to ride the rattler, Suzy got downright depressed, until I ordered my Generic Viagra. I'd look into those eyes of hers, and they were as empty as a border wasteland... a long, hot ride to nowhere. Soon she couldn't even cry anymore. Her Rio Grande had gone and dried up, and she was left to thirst, day after day, in that hot desert. She begged me to order Generic Viagra, which it turns out has been around for almost a decade up in New York City, but around the rodeo tent, we'd just heard of it a few weeks back. At first I thought it was some kind of Mexican food. Then I learned that it was a sauce to spice up my big burly burrito between my legs. One of the younger cowboys actually told me he'd gotten some Generic Viagra in Santa Fe, and had been using it to great effect for several weeks now. I realized then, coming from him, that it wasn't just that I was some washed-up old geezer who'd been thrown from one too many bulls. If a younger fellah like him needed the stuff, then I realized that age and health didn't have much to do with it. I was just overstressed. He told me I wasn't getting enough blood flow to my talleywhacker, and that if you don't have proper circulation, you'll never get a woody woodpecker. I said that sounded like plain old common sense. So I got him to order me some Generic Viagra on something he called the Internet. I think that's something like the Pony Express mail service, except it goes through the television or something.

Generic Viagra Wakens the Slumbering Beast

2008-04-11T08:02:00.000-07:00

I'd seen that look of disappointment in Anna's eyes one too many times. I knew that this was the last time. Was it time to buy Generic Viagra? Generic Cialis, maybe? This was, as the French say, the "drop of water that makes the vase overflow." In plain English: the straw that broke the camel's back. Because, quite honestly, I hadn't made her overflow for longer than I'd care to remember. Hell, forget overflowing- she hadn't had a drop. I thought again about Generic Viagra. It was time- I had to try something. I felt like a tired old rubber hose rotting somewhere in a garden. I was the camel whose back was broken. My tired, sand-swept head dangled on its long and once-proud neck, without a sign of life. I wasn't likely to be leading Anna on that trans-Saharan caravan anytime soon. Not without some Generic Viagra or Generic Cialis.

It's that look in your woman's eyes that gets to you- more than any insult, any tears or hysterics, or the nagging about ordering some Generic Cialis. It's that helpless, sad puppy dog look- that broken-hearted look that just begs you to pet it. Well, petting has been about all I've been capable of lately. I'd pet, pet, pet- well, most of the time, ask her to pet me, hoping and praying for some sign of life from that slumbering beast in the thicket. I hope it could be revived without any Generic Viagraor Generic Cialis. I was stubborn like that. Anna was more practical. Of course, she'd long known about Generic Viagra. But recently, friends had starting raving about Generic Cialis as well. She was ready to try anything.

But more about that slumbering beast, before Generic Viagra. The thing was driving me mad! It was like some rebellious limb, refusing to obey my will. Sometimes, at her touch, it would raise its head sleepily, as if ready to go out on the hunt. It perked up, stuck its head out of its cave, and looked around a bit. And I dared to hope. But imagine my horror when, once again, its eyes- well, eye- glazed over tiredly, and it rolled back over on its side, to continue its hibernation. I wondered if Generic Cialis could call this sleeping giant back to life. But I was as stubborn as it was. I put off ordering any Generic Viagra. Instead, I just followed the beast's example, rolling over pathetically in my bed, assuming the fetal position (the only position I'd been in recently). I pulled the covers over me, and turned out the light. I wanted to escape from the harsh light of reality.

Drowning in a storm of frustration and sexual despair, I dreamed of Generic Viagra, as if it were some tall lighthouse, shining proudly on a rocky shore. I imagined that a lifesaver had been thrown to me. Then, of course, I imagined that I was the lighthouse, shoving all of my rock-hard, brick-red girth into the hole of the lifesaver. God, I thought- Freud would have a field day with me. At least I found release in my dreams. But I wanted real satisfaction. I wanted Generic Viagra.

This was my life of frustration, until finally I ordered Generic Viagra. Today I look back on it as if it were some long nightmare. It's not only as if I've won Anna back again- I've won myself back. I can look with confidence at her, and in the mirror. I wonder what took me so long to break down and order Generic Viagra? Stubbornness, I suppose, that only harms itself.

Generic Viagra and week-end

2008-03-29T04:53:00.005-07:00

Dave was pacing up and down nervously outside his friend Brad's house. Brad had promised Dave that he would help him to overcome his erectile dysfunction but Dave was loath to believe him - after all, what could possibly help to perform in the bedroom when he had been experiencing such serious problems since his diabetes mellitus had worsened?

His doctor has suggested that he try to relax, rest and stop smoking but who can relax when their partner is constantly asking if you are ok?
Sue loved Dave, he knew that, but she was making him even more tense with her constant questions about his welfare. And now, she was beginning to feel that he no longer desired her as he couldn't perform in the bedroom. It was a vicious circle and he saw no way out.

Brad came down the steps looking cheerful. "Here you go," he said, handing Dave a pack of Generic Viagra pills. Dave looked quizzically at the Generic Viagra and then at Brad, "I thought you were taking me to a specialist doctor," he said with disgust and prepared to put the Generic Viagra in the bin, "Pills can't help."
"Oh, yes they can, " said Brad and began to explain that he had had a similar problem a few years back when he had lost his job and his self-confidence. "Just couldn't get it up, mate," he laughed. But these little beauties saved my reputation as a lothario. "I tried Generic Cialis too, you'll be pleasantly surprised with the results."

Dave took the Generic Viagra and read the instructions. "A pill can help me achieve an erection and keep it there?" he asked incredulously. "All that and more," replied Brad.

Sue looked up as Dave entered, "How are you feeling?" she asked with concern.
"Pack your bags, we're off to Paris for the weekend!" he declared. She looked worried and also a bit apprehensive, Dave's problems were taking their toll on her as well and she couldn't get excited about a weekend of disappointment, when previously they had been a very passionate couple.

Dave winked as he patted his pocket containing the Generic Viagra... "you'll see, but don't expect to see much of Paris, I've got a Do Not Disturb sign for the hotel room door!"

Generic Viagra And The Element

2008-03-29T04:53:00.004-07:00

Jimmy sat around the table with his friends and the all huddled together in whispers. Jimmy had just told them how he was having issues in the bedroom because of erectile dysfunction and all the guys leaned in to share their ideas of finding an answer. Keeping their words at a whisper, Jimmy’s friend Sal began to share his secret. “You have to bring in another… element” he whispered, “It can be erotic and thrilling, just make sure that you bring this…element… into the mix at the right time so you don’t scare off your girlfriend”.

The guys were all giving their advice and Jimmy listened to every word. “What if she is 100% absolutely against it?” asked Jimmy, “Some women don’t like the idea of that!” All of the answers came back in whispers, “Don’t worry” “It’ll be exciting” “She’ll learn to love it!” came back all of the answers. “I’ll give it a try” Jimmy said back to them and then he headed home.

Once his girlfriend was asleep, Jimmy snuck down to their computer. He quietly began typing. “I don’t want to be caught looking around for this!” he thought to himself. And then he thought, “What would the neighbors think if they found out I was going to have this in my home!” He surfed through many websites and then he found what he was looking for. “Sweet!” he thought, “this is going to be so exciting!” And he ordered his…element.

His girlfriend was smarter than Jimmy thought; she had heard him on the computer. The next day, she searched his computer to see which websites he had been searching. She saw that he wiped the history clean. “Oh, boy, if he thinks that he’s going to get away with what ever dirty thing he has in mind, he’s crazy!” she thought.

That Friday, Jimmy told his girlfriend to expect something different. He told her that he had a surprise for the bedroom, something new, something exciting, something they never had before but would wish that they had tried it months ago. When she questioned him about what that surprise was, he just smiled and told her to have an open mind. “Oh, no” thought his girlfriend, “If he thinks that he is finally going to have his wish of having two girls in his bed, he’s crazy!” She thought about how she would kill him first and then divorce him! She waited impatiently as he took a shower and was growing angrier every minute.

Finally, the doorbell rang. “If I open that door and there is a woman standing there, I’m going to kill her and him!” she thought. When she slowly opened the door, she saw a delivery man and he was holding a small box. She was puzzled, but signed for it and brought it inside. With Jimmy still in the shower, she opened the box.

First she saw some papers and she began to read them. It was information regarding Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis. She smiled with relief that this “element” that Jimmy spoke of was a medicine and not a woman! Looking further into the box, she saw some bottles. Not sure if it was bottles of Generic Viagra or bottles of Generic Cialis, she didn’t care; she was just happy that he ordered it! Hearing Jimmy get out of the shower, she quickly closed the box back up so that he wouldn’t know she opened it. When he came downstairs, she casually told him that a package came and she announced that she was heading to the shower and would soon be ready for their special night.

Jimmy waited until she went upstairs and then he tore the box open. He smiled as he saw the bottles. He thought about how lucky he was that his friends had suggested this! Half of the told him to get Generic Viagra and half of them suggested Generic Cialis; after doing a bit of research he made his decision and now their love life would be more passionate than ever. Jimmy swallowed a pill and with a big smile, he joined his girlfriend in the shower. “A perfect threesome” he thought, “just you, me and the pill”.

Generic Viagra And The Trip To The Mountain Cabin

2008-03-29T04:53:00.003-07:00

Lisa was being stubborn and Tim was trying his best to convince her. Tim wanted to take Lisa away for a romantic weekend and Lisa didn’t see the point. She had been patient for months while Tim struggles with his erectile dysfunction and she was now feeling frustrated. She didn’t want to go away for the weekend, only to have Tim get angry that they couldn’t make love.

A week earlier, Tim knew that the time had come to make a serious decision; it was time to take control over his issue and he followed the advice of his best buddy. He went on the Internet to find out all he could in regards to Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis. This was an important decision and he wanted to make sure that he made the right one. The read the testimonials of men who used Generic Viagra and he was very happy with what he had read. He also read the testimonials of men who used Generic Cialis and he was also pleased with how much this medicine could revive love lives and bring passion back to relationships. He was also very happy to see that it wouldn’t break his wallet to have Generic Cialis. He thought carefully and then with a few clicks of his mouse, Tim made his decision and his solution was on its way.

Now, a week later, Tim had the solution to all of their romance problems and now all he needed to do was convince Lisa to go to the mountain get-a-way with him. He wanted to keep his solution a surprise until just the right moment. “I promise you, my love, you won’t regret getting away for the weekend” Tim pleaded, “It will be a weekend you won’t ever forget”. Lisa sighed and finally agreed. As she packed a small bag with some clothes, Tim packed also and was sure to bring more than enough Generic Viagra.

The couple was quite when they first headed out; they drove in silence as they listened to the radio. Tim tried to hold Lisa’s hand, but she gently pulled away and looked out of the window.

Arriving at the mountain cabin brought back many memories. The couple had gone their quite often and most weekends they made love so much in the cozy bed, they barely had time to enjoy the outdoors. Tim had plans for them to make love in that way again and he knew that his relationship would gain back the magic it once had.

After unpacking their clothes, Lisa looked at Tim and suggested going for a walk. “What makes you think that we’re going to spend any time outside?” Tim asked. Lisa looked at him with surprise. She wasn’t sure what to say. “Tim…you know that things just won’t be the same…”She said sadly.

Tim pulled Lisa close to him and began to kiss her. Pulling her even closer, Lisa realized that something had definitely changed! Two days later, the couple emerged from the cabin and held hands the whole way home.

Generic Viagra, and the Glory that was Greece

2008-03-29T04:53:00.002-07:00

After Generic Viagra had helped me show my wife the grandeur that was Rome, we set sail for Athens, where I would show her the glory that was Greece. Even on board the boat, I popped some Generic Viagra during a restroom break at dinner, and half an hour or so later, we paused for a moment, looking out at the Adriatic. I remarked that I'd always wanted to lean on the rail of a ship like this, looking out at the sea. My wife, getting that naughty look in her eye, said she'd always wanted to be "ridden on a rail," discreetly lifting her knee between my thighs and brushing against my rocky Acropolis. As usual, the Generic Viagra I'd taken allowed for my boiling blood to rush naturally into my manflesh, causing it to bulge and protrude at an angle even Pythagoras hadn't dreamed of. I dragged her back to the cabin and went at it.

It had been like this the entire trip, thanks to Generic Viagra. After months of struggling with erectile dysfunction, and having gone through all the stages of loss-denial, guilt, etc.-I kicked myself in the ass and finally bought some little blue pills in time for the silver anniversary European Tour that was looming. If I couldn't be more romantic on a trip like this, then to hell with me, I thought-put me out to pasture, or straight to the glue factory. Generic Viagra had allowed me to be very flexible-and by flexible, I mean hard as a diamond-tipped earth-drilling device-on this trip, taking one of those little blue pills not long before an expected encounter with my suddenly lusty wife. And it never failed me. I was giving it to her Greek style, just as I had done back in my college days, on that old sofa in the Fraternity house.

With the power of Generic Viagra, I unleashed what seemed like an entire colonnade of towering Ionian columns. The Ionian column, for those who care, is a tall, fluted shaft, carved from hard, shimmering marble, that is erected on a sturdy base, and crowned with a classical "capital," or head, adorned with an abacus and volutes. My dirty-talking wife, who minored in Art History, described my engorged cock-of-the-walk in exactly this language as she fondled me. I responded with a more lowbrow cultural reference: "What I got you got to get it put it in you." She did so immediately, and, between moans, continued: "Reeling with the feeling... Don't stop... Continue!" No question-my bulging red-hot chili pepper could have won a prize at the state fair. This Generic Viagra was like Miracle Grow. "Erekticles! Erekticles! My Greek warrior and statesman! Spear me!" she groaned. "Thank God there aren't any Trojans in the room," I quipped, pausing for just a moment to let her catch her breath."Trying to strap a rubber on Hercules would be a fool's task!" my wife agreed. "Especially if he used Generic Viagra!" I added. "Honey," I fantasized, "just imagine those heroes of old-Hercules, Hektor the Erektor, and Pericles the Statebuilder-flying like kids down a slip-n-slide spread out in the backyard. That's about how I feel right now."

Our Greek Odyssey was shaping up nicely-we hadn't even hit land yet, and already, I'd taken my wife to Troy and back. Together with Generic Viagra, we ascended Mount Olympus, and before we came down again, she had tasted the nectar of the gods. The next morning she had a little trouble walking-her knees were a bit wobbly. So, turns out Generic Viagra does have a side effect! But she wasn't complaining, believe me. It was time to explore the wonders of the Classical Age, and I still had plenty of those prized pills in my fanny pack.

Generic Viagra can change your life

2008-03-29T04:53:00.001-07:00

Having been utterly depressed for over six months, John was finding it hard to get out of bed in the morning. His wife hardly spoke to him any more and there was absolutely no physical contact at all.
It had all started when he had lost his job with an advertising firm, they were suffering financial problems and he was the first of many to go. He had been a high-earning, go-getting person with heaps of imagination and flair but this had knocked him for six and after a month of being unable to find another suitable job, he had succumbed to depression and low self-esteem. His wife on the other hand had risen though the ranks at her retail company and was now out-earning his previous wage. He did not need to rush out and get another job, she had told him to wait for the right thing to come along but he felt useless and unnecessary.
As a consequence, he had lost his previous savoir faire and was mouldering away at home, eating junk food and feeling lousy.
The final straw had been his inability to maintain an erection. As far as he was concerned, he was at rock bottom; emasculated and miserable. His wife didn't love or respect him and he couldn't be bothered to try and work it out.
At least, that was his view of the situation, in fact she was very worried and concerned about his mental and physical health, but whatever she tried to help him seemed to turn out wrong, he would feel insulted if she tried to encourage him to make love to her and if she mentioned, work, well, he made her life hell.
What could she do to rediscover the man she had fallen in love with and still loved very much, however difficult he made it? She set about solving his confidence problem. She knew that if he felt like a man in bed, he would gradually be able to rekindle his work abilities and get back on his feet so she researched the Internet and found out about Generic Viagra, this led to another site about Generic Cialis and she began to realise there was light at the end of the tunnel. But if she told him about the amazing qualities of Generic Viagra and how it could enable him to maintain an erection long enough for satisfactory sex, then he would feel that he hadn't helped himself.
She left a magazine on the coffee table that had a tiny article in it explaing in how fantastic Generic Viagra was in helping men with low self esteem to regain their manhood. She had no idea if he had read it. Then she made sure that he saw a documentary by double bluffing him and pretending to switch it off, then she rang the home phone from her mobile and left the room to take the call. She heard the TV go back on and smiled to herself.
A week passed and she was planning to try another way to make him discover the wonder drug, when she noticed that he was dressing better and seemed to be looking for work again.
"I wonder…" she thought. But she didn't have to wonder for long. That night she arrived back from work to find a wonderful meal on the table and candles lit in the living room.

"I got your message" he grinned. "Not very subtle, but I knew you were doing it for me and it made me realise how much you love me and what a fool I was being. Not only that I realised how much I love you… so I bought us a present." He showered her the blue pill and said, "now, we just have time to eat this meal and then……"

Generic Viagra and the Rain Storm

2008-03-29T04:53:00.000-07:00

Do you ever just have one of those days? I did. I had finally decided to listen to my buddy’s advice and do something about my erectile dysfunction. I mean, I was still young; there was no reason to deal with that. From what I had read and heard about generic Viagra and generic Cialis, my issue would virtually disappear and I could be back to being me. All I needed to do was decide which medication was best, order it and help was on its way.

Deciding which medication was best and ordering it, obviously could be done best with the use of a computer. That doesn’t seem like too much of a feat, does it? I just wanted to search the web for generic Viagra and see what men had to say about it. I figured that I would also check out generic Cialis and see if that one would be good for me. Once deciding, the generic Viagra could be shipped to me in a matter of days, from what my friend told me; the generic Cialis was about the same.

I woke up eager to begin. I walked into my living room and wondered why it was so dark. Then I realized that my power was out. As I heard the rain smashing into my house, I assumed that the storm had knocked the electricity out. I checked my breaker box, but no luck. I was going to have to find a different solution to using a computer.

I looked outside to see just how much it was raining. It was coming down like crazy! Despite that, what man ever lets a bit of water get in his way of a plan? I got dressed and headed out. I figured that I’d head over to my buddy’s place a few towns away; there was probably a good change that he had power over there. I made it about forty feet and then I stopped my car. The road was flooded and I took a moment to access the situation. It seemed as if the police had sectioned off the street so cars would not try to go through. I looked at the water line and tried to make an estimate, based off of where it was in accordance to the trees, as to how deep the water was. “Can’t be more than a foot” was my last thought, as I swerved around the blockades and into the water. “Must be more than a foot” was my thought as my car stalled out in the middle of the flooded street and I couldn’t get it started again.

Two hours later, as my car was towed back to my house, I accepted the ticket from the police man with silence and closed the door to my home. Never letting things stop me, I planned my next action. I put on my fishing gear. I was covered head-to-toe in rubber clothing. “Perfect” I thought to myself. I knew that the train station was only about a half hour walk and I was sure it would be no problem. I would take the train to the library, order my pills and make it back home by early afternoon.

“The fastest way between two points is a straight line” I thought to myself as I began to walk between houses to the station. Those were my last words that I thought before the words, “Oh my God!” ran through my head, as I felt my feel give out under me and I began to slide down a hill. The rain had turned everything into mud and I must have hit every tree on that hill before I finally stopped at the bottom. Covered in mud and limping, I headed home to heal.

I had just finished putting on the last bandage when I heard my doorbell ring. I opened the door and to my delight, it was my girlfriend Sonya standing there. She looked adorable in her raincoat and I quickly had her come inside. “You’re not going to believe the day I had!” I told her. Sonya looked at me and said, “I have something to make you forget all about it, I ordered you some Generic Viagra! I’m here so that we can try it out!” I kept my day a secret.

Generic Viagra and the Zoo: A Fictional Story

2008-03-29T04:52:00.003-07:00

Zoos are filled with many animals and many of those animals are very exotic. Many people come from all over the world to see the zoo animals. There are many well known zoos all over the world such as the San Diego Zoo and the Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago. The reason for these zoos popularity is probably due the number and the type of animals in those zoos. In addition, it probably doesn’t hurt that the animals at those zoos are extremely cute and they also look very cuddly. Since many zookeepers are aware of the many cute and cuddly animals that live in those zoos; they wish to obtain many cute and cuddly animals for their zoos. Therefore, many zookeepers and vets have decided to get together in order to discuss their zoo dilemma. The dilemma was how to increase their zoo population with cute and cuddly looking animals so that visitors will come from far and wide. Therefore, a committee of zookeepers and vets decided to meet in Australia to discuss the lack of cute and cuddly animal problem. Australia has many cute animals such as koalas and kangaroos so the zookeepers and vets decided that they might get inspired by looking at the koalas, kangaroos, and the cool calm water of Australian beaches. The koala eating up in a tree gave a zookeeper an idea about getting animals in their zoo.

The problem with our lack of cute and cuddly animals is that the zoo doesn’t have enough males and females to mate with one another. Another zookeeper asked what was to be done about that. Another zookeeper said, “Maybe there is enough animals to mate with each other but there might be a problem with sexual interest among many groups of animals at the zoo. After much though some vets told the zookeepers that perhaps Generic Viagra or Generic Cialis was the answer to their and their animal’s sexual problems. One of the zookeepers sighed and explained that he used Generic Viagra for his erectile dysfunction but he doubted that Generic Viagra could help the zoo animals’ with erectile dysfunction and sexual satisfaction. “Have you ever given the zoo animals Generic Cialis”? asked another zookeeper. A vet steeped in and suggested that they go to an Australia zoo and view more kangaroos and koalas before making any decision about erectile dysfunction, Generic Cialis, and zoo animals. All the zookeepers and vets agreed and then they called a zoo in Australia; the head zookeeper agreed to meet with the next morning. After that was settled, the group went to eat some barbequed shrimp at an Outback Steak House.

Fiona, the Australia zookeeper met with the group and she suggested that her zoo loan them a couple of male koalas and male kangaroos in order that they could try to impregnate their females kolas and kangaroos. Fiona explained that their male koalas have been very potent recently due to Generic Viagra. Therefore, they all agreed to the loan because more koalas would help all of the zoos. If there were more koalas then, the koala wouldn’t become extinct. The koala is a beautiful and cute animal. Koalas look like bears so they are called koala bears. However, koalas are marsupials. The moral of this story is that males of any species can be given sexual satisfaction with Generic Viagra.

Generic Viagra at the Beach: A Fiction Story

2008-03-29T04:52:00.002-07:00

It was a clear and sunny day in California. This was a typical weather day in California. Californians like to be outdoors when it is sunny. Therefore, the beach or swimming pool is the perfect place to soak up the sun’s rays and cool off on a hot summer and spring day; although it is possible to go swimming or to the beach in the autumn in California. The beach is beautiful because of the sand and the sparkling blue water. Due to fact that both the water at the beach is blue and Generic Viagra is light blue, it seemed that this story should take place at the beach. The beach is a Mecca for sunbathers, swimmers, and surfers of all ages. In addition the beach might draw sandcastle and picnic lovers as well. In fact, all of the above activities were taking place on the beach at this very minute. The blueness of the water was calling to swimmers of all ages and the awesome waves were calling surfers of all ages. In addition, there was plenty of sand and seashells to keep sandcastle artists busy on beautiful sand creations for hours and hours. Plus, the picnickers on the beach could have a day of relaxation at the beach. It may not be obvious to the caudal observer but the swimmers, the surfers, the sandcastle artists, and the picnickers have the same goal while at the beach today. The goal at the beach today is to use Generic Viagra or Generic Cialis in some way to make their day, and possibly their lives better. Yes, Generic Viagra can make people’s days and lives better.

It is possible that bragging and surfing go hand and hand. At least this was the case for Stan the surfer when he came to catch some awesome wavers at the beach. Stan fancied himself as quite the surfer and ladies man. He figured that no woman in her right mind could resist his buff body, sparkling blue eyes, and his exceptional surfing ability. He planned to find some bodacious babe and dazzle her with his surfing skills and then impress her with his natural romantic prowess. He was thoroughly convinced that he would impress a lady by using Generic Viagra because he was a lean mean athletic and sexual machine. Stan surfing ability did impress a woman or two, however whether they were impressed by his sexual prowess due to Generic Viagra is best left to the one’s imagination and creativity.

Romantic beach picnickers Nicole and Steve created their romantic picnic with the help of Generic Cialis. It is claimed that oysters are a natural aphrodisiac. Therefore, the couple ate oysters and caviar to enhance their romantic chances for the evening. Also, Steve swallowed Generic Cialis to boost the power of the oysters. In addition to surfing and food, Generic Cialis help create a sandcastle palace. Brown and little blue make a lovely color combination and Sandy thought that his sandcastle palace need a bit of color; plus using Generic Cialis to decorate sand art shows creativity. The judges agreed that Sandy’s sandcastle palace was creative and they showed their excitement towards the sand palace by awarding Sandy first place. This story shows that the beach and Generic Viagra are a good combination too.

Generic Viagra and Trying To Trick Tom

2008-03-29T04:52:00.001-07:00

Tammy was feeling frustrated. Her husband was having stamina issues in the bedroom and he seemed to be refusing to even consider using Generic Viagra or Generic Cialis. Tammy was not the type to let something go, and when it came to a pleasing love live with her husband, she was certainly not going to let it rest. She began to put her plan into action.

That night, while her husband was sleeping, she got ready for her subliminal messaging session. She had read that this technique was quite good for putting ideas into someone’s mind. As Tom lay snoring, she whispered, “Generic Viagra…buy some”. She did that ten times. Then she whispered, “Generic Cialis, make your wife happy…buy some” and she did it ten times. Over and over, she repeated her messaged into Tom’s ear until she was so tired she fell asleep. Tammy had dreams all night about Generic Viagra. However, Tom made no mention of it the next day.

Tammy wasn’t done with her plan yet. That night at dinner, she called Tom into the kitchen and told him that dinner was ready. “Honey, can you just move those papers that are on the table?” she asked. Tom picked them up, didn’t even notice that they were pamphlets of information about erectile dysfunction, threw them onto the counter and asked what they were having for dinner. Tammy sighed.

After dinner, the couple cleaned up the kitchen and settled down into the living room to watch some television. Tammy huddled over to Tom and told him that she rented a special video to watch that night. “I hope it’s a comedy” Tom answered. “Not quite, it’s a love story, I’m sure you’ll love it!” Tammy said back. As the two of them sat on the couch, Tammy waited for the part of the movie that showed the couple making steamy love in every room of their home. When the scene began, she sat closer to Tom and whispered, “Give you any ideas, Honey?” Not getting a reply, Tammy looked closer at Tom. He was fast asleep.

Tammy was just about to give up when she thought she would give it one more try. Going into the bathroom, she got out her lipstick and left the room several minutes later. Getting into bed, she hoped that Tom would finally get the idea.

When Tom awoke the next morning, Tammy made sure to stay in bed so that he would be the one to enter the bathroom first. She lay still, hoping that Tom would finally get the hint. Tom took a shower, brushed his teeth and wrapping his towel around him, he came out of the bathroom. He said nothing. Tammy was shocked. She went into the bathroom and looked at the mirror. The words that she wrote in lipstick were gone. “Where are my words?” she thought to herself, “I wrote GET Generic Cialis” in bright red!” Tammy stormed out of the bathroom and stomped into the bedroom. She was ready to tell Tom that she had enough of his procrastination. She found Tom in bed, candles lit and the sheets pulled back for her. “What’s going on?” she asked.

“Honey, I order the pills two weeks ago, they just got delivered yesterday and I just took a pill ten minutes ago!”, Tom replied. “But I think that your little games were rather cute!” Tammy stood shocked for a moment and then she smiled. She tore off her clothes, jumped under the covers and they only emerged from the room five hours later.

Generic Viagra and the Plan to Keep Love Alive

2008-03-29T04:52:00.000-07:00

I love my wife, Beth with all my heart. Now, I was just hoping that she had enough patience while I was trying to solve my erectile dysfunction issue. I knew that she loved me; I was just worried that while I was figuring out what to do, that she might be tempted by another. I did jump into action as quickly as I could. After just a few days I began to Google Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis. I wanted to learn about them and then make a decision.

I read about Generic Cialis and it seemed like the perfect answer to what was going on. Generic Viagra seemed just as promising and I trusted both names. I literally flipped a coin to make my choice between the Generic Cialis, which I knew would be great and the Generic Viagra, which I knew would be just as helpful. Waiting for the delivery was the most difficult part, but I put a romantic plan into action so that my beautiful wife would wait for me.

It was three days until my pills arrived. On day one, my wife came home to find that I had come home from work early and had cleaned the entire house. I not only cleaned the house, but I added some special touches. Fresh flowers were sitting atop the kitchen table and candles were lit around the home. Once Beth thanked me for what I had done, I announced that dinner was almost finished and we enjoyed a great evening. Beth fell asleep in my arms; although I felt bad that I didn’t make love to her, I enjoyed hearing her breath and the softness of her skin against me.

On day two, I had an enormous bouquet of flowers delivered to Beth at her workplace. I knew that she would be pleased. Not only were the flowers beautiful, I had written her a note and made sure that it was delivered as well. I could just imagine Beth’s face as she read my words.

“Dear Beth, I loved you since the moment I saw you and it is a moment that I will never forget. When you walked into the store, my heart jumped a beat. As you walked up to me, it seemed as if the world went into slow motion. My knees literally went weak. The first words that came into my head were, ‘That is the woman that I’m going to marry!’ and I truly believed it with all my soul. Your smile brings me a peace that is overwhelming. Your presence brings me warmth and comfort. Making you happy makes me feel like a king. You have the grace of an angel and magic and enchantment seems to swirl around you. I am truly the luckiest man in the world. Thank you for being in my life. Love, Tom”.

I think that my note worked because when Beth came home, she had tears in her eyes as she hugged me. On day three, my delievery was due that afternoon. It was a Saturday and I told Beth that I had a surprise for her. I then told her that I had made her an appointment at a spa for a day of relaxation and pampering. As Beth drove off to have her massages, manicures and hair done, I got ready myself. The package arrived right as planned and I was so exicited as I looked at the pills that would allow me to make love to Beth as she deserved.

When she got home, she found two small boxes on the coffee table. She looked so gorgeous. The boxes were labeled, so she picked up the one that was labeled, “open me first”. She looked so happily shocked at the diamond necklace that lay on the satin inside the small box. I put in on her and her eyes sparkled. Picking up the second box, Beth told me that she had never been so happy. I told her that she shouldn’t speak so fast, as box number two held the power to make her happier than she ever though possible. Opening the box, she saw one small thing: a pill. I didn’t even need to explain to her what it was. We didn’t come out of our bedroom until late Sunday night. I love my wife more than life itself.

Generic Viagra and the Cheating Husband?

2008-03-24T17:07:00.009-07:00

Samantha was worried; Thomas hadn’t wanted to have sex in over three weeks. She was terrified that he had found another woman. She tried to do everything that she could to make him want to take her to bed; she bought sexy lingerie, lit candles all over the house and made sure to get him a sexy back rub every night. However, no matter how hard she tried; every time it seemed that they should be taking their touches into the bedroom, Thomas backed away and made an excuse so that they never ended up making love. One night, she happened to notice the history on their computer. When she saw that he had typed in Generic Viagra, she almost had a heart attack. “Generic Viagra”! she thought, “How dare he try to use that so he can make love to another woman for hours!” She was fuming mad.

Thomas was worried. He had an erectile dysfunction issue that seemed to come out of nowhere. It was all new to him and it weighed heavily on his mind. It had been over three weeks since he had made love to his beautiful wife, Samantha. He noticed that she was putting on sexy lingerie and lighting candles. He was really enjoying the backrubs that she was giving to him. However, when it seemed like it was time to move things into the bedroom, he was scared that he could perform well for her and he would make excuses so that they wouldn’t end up having sex.

Late at night when she was sleeping, he had logged onto the computer in search for an answer. First searching for information on Generic Cialis, he had learned quite a few things. He felt better when he realized that there were thousands of men who took Generic Cialis for the exact same problem that he was having. And that Generic Cialis changed their lives in an incredible way.

He roamed the web for a bit until he found some information on Generic Viagra and read some more about how these medicines could give him back everything that he missed and wouldn’t break the bank. He smiled and ordered the pills that he knew would win Samantha’s heart back and bring passion to his life once again.

The next day, the two didn’t see each other in the morning; Samantha had left for work long before Thomas woke up. He missed hugging his wife in the morning; he missed making love to her as the alarm clock rang and the two of them would just ignore it and enjoy the passion that they shared. But, he smiled when he thought of the package that would arrive that would make everything better again.

Later that evening, Thomas came home to find Samantha in the bedroom. Clutching his new pills, the secret to making love to her like never before, he found her packing her clothes. “What in the world are you doing?” he asked. “Leaving you, you two-timing, slime bag, cheating loser that I wish I never met!” she screamed back. “What?” Thomas asked, he was more confused that ever. “I know that you’ve been using pills so that you can sleep with other women and go for hours!” she shot back to him as she zippered her suitcase.

Thomas ran down the stairs and came right back up again. “Honey, look at the date on this box” he said. “I just ordered this so that I can make love to YOU, not another woman; I’ve been searching for an answer to how I can have more stamina to make YOU happy, not another woman”.

“Oh”, Samantha answered, as she looked at the date on the box and saw the unopened bottle of pills. “Thomas”, she said, “Never mind the things I said, ok?” Thomas took one look at her, threw the suitcase onto the floor, threw Samantha on the bed and gave her a night of passion that she never experienced before.

Generic Viagra and Mistaken Identity

2008-03-24T17:07:00.008-07:00

Tom and Kathy were so happy; they had finally found the solution to Tom’s erectile dysfunction. After doing a lot of research on the Internet, they had learned a lot in regards to Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis. Reading how Generic Viagra helped so many men get back the stamina that they once had, made the couple feel that there was hope. Then, they read about how Generic Cialis had helped so many couple regain the love, passion and intimacy that was once taken away. With Generic Cialis seeming just as promising as Generic Viagra, they made their choice and their package finally arrived.

Opening the box, they both smiled as they saw the bottles of the Generic Viagra. Tom gave Kathy a wink and told her that after dinner, they should try it and see what happened. Kathy agreed and just as she was setting the bottle down on the counter, they heard the doorbell ring. Looking quickly at each other, Tom told her that it was probably his father. Since his mother had left town for a few days, he had been dropping by quite often. “Make sure he doesn’t stay long” Kathy said quickly, just as Tom opened the door.

Sure enough, Frank was standing there. “Hi son” he said, as he entered the house. As always, he acted as if it was his own home and he strode right into the kitchen. “Your mother comes home tonight, do you have anything to eat, and I can’t go one more night cooking for myself!” Frank bellowed. “Well, sure” Tom answered as he took a quick look at Kathy to see if it would be okay to have Frank stay for dinner.

An hour later, the three of them sat around the table, eating dinner and casually talking. Kathy wanted to make sure that she and Tom would have the passionate evening that they were planning on. Right as they were about to finish dinner, she winked at Tom and said, “Honey, I think it may be a good time for you to take your new vitamin”. Tom winked back at her, “Yes…. My new vitamin! Of course, honey”. Tom took a pill of Generic Viagra from the bottle, swallowed it and said, “I’m sure this will make me feel very healthy!”

Before either Tom or Kathy could react, Frank reached over, grabbed a pill and swallowed it. “I’m sure I could use a vitamin too” he said as the couple sat in shock over what he had just done. “Any chance that you could spit that out?” Tom asked. “What’s wrong with you?” Frank replied. And with that, he strode out of the house, thanking them for dinner as he walked out of the door. “Oh, no!” the couple said at the same time and sat shaking their heads. “Poor Mother!” Tom said as he looked at the bottle of what Frank had thought were vitamins.

Tom and Kathy had an amazing evening and learned that the medicine gave Tom stamina that they never thought possible. Lying in bed several hours later, they were hugging each other, trying to catch their breath, when the phone rang. Tom answered the phone to find his Frank on the other end. “Son, I don’t know what’s in those vitamins, but I can’t thank you enough! If you don’t mind, I’ll call you later, I need to get myself some bottles of those!” and then he hung up the phone. “Oh, no!” the couple both said at the same time. “Poor Mother” Tom mumbled.

Generic Cialis, the lonely housewife and the Mickey Finn!

2008-03-24T17:07:00.007-07:00

Louise was flicking through a magazine, she felt lonely bored and miserable. She knew that she should be more sympathetic to her husband Jake but frankly she couldn't summon up the energy - four months of a sex ban and his moaning about his worries, had left her rather devoid of the empathy she had originally felt when he had the accident at work. When he fell off a ladder and hurt his back, no one imagined that it was serious but a few weeks later, he had trouble moving and an x-ray showed some spinal damage.
The problem could be cured with a lot of rest and he was making the most of lying on the sofa demanding food and that she bring him cool flannels and rub his feet. The downside for both of them was his inability to perform in the bedroom, erectile dysfunction is a common side-effect of spinal injury and Jake felt very sorry for himself. His embarrassment meant that he would not let Louise near him and they had had little intimacy for long time.
What really bothered Louise was that he seemed to have given up and lapsed in to depression, spending all his time sleeping in the spare room. He was making no attempt to return to normal despite being told that his back injury was practically cured. Louise longer for her husband to return to his cheeky, sexy self but he was too caught up in his own worries to notice how she was suffering as well.
There seemed to be no solution and Louise was resigned to a new life devoid of its former wild abandon, she was even considering an affair when an article caught her eye as she turned the pages of the magazine she wasn't really reading...
Erectile Dysfunction? Get back on track with Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis. Try our free sample and revitalise your sex life!
As she read the Generic Viagra article about the symptoms of depression and low self esteem after a period of impotence, she realised that Jake was a classic example. She snatched up the article and ran in to show him, but he refused to read it, claiming that Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis didn't work.
She realised that he was too depressed to try and devised a cunning plan involving Thai chicken curry, a large chocolate mousse and a Generic Cialis tablet - she had chosen this one as they work for over 36 hours and she thought she may as well catch up the last few months in one weekend of passion!
All day Friday, she cooked delicious food, cleaned the house and then took herself off to the beauticians for a facial and manicure. After that she got a haircut and bought a new outfit, paying close attention to the frilly lace underwear and stockings - two things she knew Jake couldn't resist.
When she arrived home, she lit candles and drew the curtains and when Jake came downstairs he was greeted with a vision of loveliness. He looked hopeful and then his face fell, what was the point? Louise convinced him to enjoy a nice meal with her - surely he wasn't beyond that? And he agreed.

The seductive mood built and unbeknownst to Jake he swallowed a Generic Cialiswith his first glass of champagne. They gazed into each other's eyes and Jake wished he could whisk her off to bed, but he was no longer a man and he couldn't... but as the chocolate mousse arrived and Louise took a seductive bite, he felt a long-forgotten stirring. His look was enough to tell her what was going on and she moved closer, smiling saucily, revealing her stockings and giving him a glimpse of a pert, lacily clad rear... like a man possessed, he leapt to his feet and drew her into his arms, passionately erasing all their doubts about of a sex free future. And Louise grinned to herself, knowing that this desire would last until Sunday night, thanks to Generic Cialis.

Generic Cialis through the mail

2008-03-24T17:07:00.006-07:00

The mail flopped onto the floor and Jenny looked up. She was waiting for a package but she didn't want her husband to see it in case he got the wrong idea. The package was to contain some Generic Cialis tablets that she had brought from a mail order medical company.
The tablets were for her dad, well, for her mum really, if truth be known but, either way, her husband would think she was up to no good if he saw them.
The reason she had them coming to her house in the first place was because her mum was worried about the shame of being found out by the delivery man.
Jenny's mum was in her mid-sixties and Jenny's step father was seventy two, he was sprightly and kindly and Jenny loved him dearly but she did feel that perhaps she now knew a little too much about him - her mum had confided in her a few weeks ago that he was having problems in the bedroom as a result of diabetes mellitus and that she was very very sad at the thought of a life devoid of sex.
Having never discussed sex with her mother before, this was a very strange introduction to the subject, as she subsequently discovered that her mum and step dad were at it like rabbits two or three times per week. Poor Jenny even felt a bit jealous. This far outstripped her bedroom antics with her husband and they are at least twenty five years younger!
However, as a dutiful daughter, she said she would try to help and she visited her doctor and found out about Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis.
So, now she had a package on the way and had to deliver it to her mother by six pm so that they could have a fun packed weekend away in the country.
She grabbed the package and thrust it in her bag. She should have got some for herself, her husband was also having problems, due to a prostate problem but she hadn't wanted to tell her mother or even admit it to herself, that she missed the sexual side of their relation ship as much as she did.
The thought of her mother having such a great weekend made her a bit jealous and she pulled the package out of her bag…they wouldn't miss one would they?

On Monday, her mother rang and told her what a marvellous weekend she had had with her newly reinvigorated husband and Jenny was pleased for her. After all, she had had rather a fabulous weekend herself!

Generic Viagra and Jackie and Jimmy’s Love

2008-03-24T17:07:00.005-07:00

Jackie was sitting at home, wondering what to do. She had gone onto the computer just an hour earlier and had looked up information on Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis. After reading how Generic Viagra had helped so many men, she had ordered some for her husband. Now, she sat worried about how she would gently tell him, without offending him, that he wanted him to take the Generic Viagra.

Jimmy rode home from work very slowly. He wanted to delay his arrival. He had taken a few moments at the end of his work day to find out about Generic Cialis. After reading all about how Generic Cialis had helped so many men who had the same erectile dysfunction as he had, he had gone ahead and ordered it. Now, the Generic Cialis was on its way to his home and he was trying to think of a nice way to tell his wife about how he wanted to use the Generic Cialis. He was afraid of how she would take the news.

Jackie heard her husband’s car pull up into the driveway and she sighed. Jimmy slowly got out of his car and he sighed. Jackie opened the door and greeted Jimmy and asked how his day was. “Well, how was your day?” he answered back. Jackie looked at him and said, “I have to tell you something” Jimmy looked back and said, “I have to tell you something too”. They walked over to the sofa and sat down.

And then they began. “I love you so much and I think I found a way to make our love life better” Jackie said. “I love making love to you, but I think that a medicine can enhance our experience” Jimmy said. “I don’t want you to think that anything is wrong” Jackie said. “I hope you can be open to the idea of me using a medicine so that I have more stamina” Jimmy said. “I ordered some medicine to help us out” they both said at the same time.

The couple looked at each other for a moment and then Jimmy stood up. “Well, that takes care of that” he said. For the next couple days, the couple didn’t mention anything about the delivery; however when the doorbell rang, they both ran for the door as if their lives depending on it. Jackie grabbed one box and Jimmy grabbed the other.

Jackie was just about to open her box, when Jimmy spoke up. “Wait, first some champagne!” he said. Running into the kitchen, he soon emerged with two glasses of sparking drink. “To us” he said and the couple toasted to their love.

Three days later, Jackie and Jimmy left their bedroom. Each was limping slightly but had huge smiles on their faces. The room was in shambles and there were over twenty messages on their phone. Jackie’s hair looked like a bee’s nest and Jimmy had circles under his eyes. “Love you, Babe” they both said at the same time.

Generic Viagra and the Chase

2008-03-24T17:07:00.004-07:00

Mike and Kara had the perfect honeymoon planned. It didn’t seem too long ago to them that they wondered if marriage was a possibility for them. For a couple of months, they struggled with Mike’s erectile dysfunction issues and it was a stressful time for them. Only after close friends recommended Generic Cialis, did they grab back the passion that they had craved. Now the perfect married couple, they were closer than ever.

As they sat on the airplane together, they held hands and talked about the paradise tropical island they were heading to. They held hands and whispered about all of the fun and sexy things that they had planned for the next two weeks. Kara then whispered into Mike’s ear, “Honey, can you imagine if you forgot to pack your Generic Viagra pills or your Generic Cialis?” They giggled and Mike answered back, “Honey, the Generic Viagra is the first thing that I packed!” The sat back in their seats and couldn’t wait for the plane to land.

A couple of hours later, the airplane was setting down. As the passengers began to walk off of the airplane, Mike and Kara were still sitting down sharing a long, passionate kiss. “We better go” Mike said and Kara and he stood up. Mike reached into the overhead compartment to grab his bag and stood very still. “What wrong, Baby?” Kara asked. “My bag is gone!” Mike shouted. The two of them looked at each other for a moment and then realized that not only were Mike’s clothes in the bag, his Generic Viagra was in the bag also. “Are you sure you put it up there?” Kara asked. “Absolutely!” Mike answered.

Searching frantically at the people, Kara finally pointed to the airplane door at a large, short, bald man who was just about to exit the plane and he was carrying Mike’s bag. “Get him!” Kara yelled. Mike and Kara tried to run down the aisles, but there were still too many people blocking their way. The two of them began to jump over the seats. The stewardess spotted them and announced, “Please exit the airplane in an orderly fashion”. Mike and Kara took one look at her and continued hopping over the seats. Mike passed by the stewardess and shouted, “Generic Viagra!” just as he and Kara reached the door. By this time, the man was all the way down the hallway and entering into the airport.

Running past the rest of the slow walking passengers, Kara and Mike entered into the airport and just caught a glimpse of the man’s bald, fatty head as he went through the doors to the taxi pick-up area. “Run!” Mike yelled to Kara and they continued their pursuit. Finally running outside, the two suddenly were stopped by a loud voice. “Stop right there!” it commanded. The couple turned to look behind them and saw two security men. “Over here!” one of them said loudly. The couple had no choice but to watch the chubby man waddle into a taxi cab and take off with Mike’s bag.

Taking turns talking as quickly as possible, Mike and Kara explained to the security guards what their situation was. The first man scoffed at them and simple said, “Make a claim at lost and found or we can file a stolen bag report.” Mike and Kara sighed with disappointment and Kara was almost in tears. Then the second guard spoke up. “Follow me” he said and he led them out to a quite area. “I take Generic Cialis so I know what this can do to your honeymoon, follow me!” he yelled. Mike and Kara found themselves running with the security guard to his truck and they jumped inside as he revved the engine and began pursuit of the taxi.

Just as they thought all hope may be lost, Mike spotted a taxi far up in the road ahead of them. “There!” he yelled. The guard floored the gas peddle and within one minute they were side by side to the taxi. Mike opened the window and yelled to the taxi driver, “Pull over!” The man looked quite confused and continued driving. However, the guard held up his badge and the taxi pulled over.

Flinging the taxi door open, Mike yelled to the short thief to hand over his bag. The man in the taxi looked just as confused as the driver did. “Oh, my, I thought this was my bag, I am so sorry, Sir” the man said. Mike quickly looked into the bag to make sure that it was his and to his shock all he saw was extra large men’s underwear and several toupees. Just at that moment, the guard heard his phone beep. “They just found your bag on the airplane, right under your seat where you left it.” Mike and Kara sat as quite as mice as they headed back to the airport.

Generic Viagra and Ice Cream: A Fiction Story

2008-03-24T17:07:00.003-07:00

Summertime signals a time of swimming, barbeques, hot days, and cool nights. Most people, especially kids love to spend their summer vacations outdoors in the summer sun. They also like to spend it near a swimming pool and an air conditioner. In addition kids and adults alike love to indulge in some very cool foods in the summertime because it is so hot during summer. Both kids and adults love to eat ice cream in the summer and sometimes year round. Most kids begin their ice cream eating lives by eating either chocolate or vanilla ice cream. As kids become adults, there ice cream tastes might become a bit more sophisticated as they eat ice cream flavors such as chocolate mint chip, rocky road, cheesecake, and banana ice cream. The fact that adults and some kids eat those flavors of ice cream and other flavors of ice cream as well suggests that people like chocolate or vanilla ice cream as a base, however, they also like some variety, creativity, and choice when it comes to choosing and eating ice cream. This fact led to a new ice cream contest that was open to the general public in all fifty states and Cold Creamery ice cream parlor was conducting this cool and edible contest because ice cream and summer are great ingredients for a contest.

The contest would run for a month and ice cream lovers from all over the country could submit their ice cream flavor ideas. Three finalists would be chosen to have their ice cream tested by a panel of ice cream experts from all over the world. Then, the winner would get their flavor placed in all the Cold Creamery ice cream parlors around the country for at least one year. Many ice cream enthusiasts put their heads together to create many inventive ice cream flavors. Mandy and Candy Dandy decided to get in on the ice cream extravaganza. Mandy said,” All we need is to combine flavors that we enjoy all the time.” Candy said,” Yes, and the ice cream must be creamy, dreamy, and romantic, the ultimate fantasy ice cream. “You mean we will have to channel Disneyland in order to create the ice cream” asked Mandy? Candy rolled her eyes and explained she said fantasy not Fantasyland. Then, Candy started thinking about romantic ingredients. She decided against both oysters and lobster but she thought a very romantic and magical ice cream flavor could be created using lavender, bananas, and generic Viagra. This was because both lavender and generic Viagra boosted sexual pleasure for couples. She would use bananas in the ice cream because she loved to make desserts with bananas. She would call her ice cream flavor Blue Banana Boost. However, Mandy didn’t like the idea of Blue Banana Boost.

Mandy agreed with Candy about the romantic nature of their ice cream flavor. However, she wanted an ice cream flavor that emphasized their love of England or New York City. Therefore, Mandy suggested that they create an ice cream using vanilla ice cream, English Toffee pieces, and generic Cialis. It would be called Queen Crime. They could also make Niagara and generic Viagra which would be a combination of chocolate and cheesecake ice cream with Generic Viagra mixed in. Mandy and Candy agreed on generic Cialis in their ice cream creations but they compromised on the other ingredients. Their ice cream entry had cheesecake ice cream with apple pie filling, generic Cialis, and hot fudge. It would be called Blue Apple of my Eye. Mandy and Candy didn’t know if this flavor would win the contest, but they were certain that generic Viagra or Generic Cialis provided the perfect punch to any ice cream flavor.

Generic Viagra and the porn star!

2008-03-24T17:07:00.002-07:00

Johnny the Hot Rod stood, legs apart and completely naked, surveying the scene. Ten beautiful women with bouncing breasts were writhing on the floor, touching and caressing each other. The sound of skin on skin and their ecstatic moans turned him on as he watched them kissing and he spun to face the camera, revealing his manhood - the Hot Rod. His trademark and pride and joy - what man did not envy his 10-inch glory? What woman did not want to be with him? His life was full of sex and flirtation and he loved his job. He had known he wanted to be a porn star from the age of 15 when he had seen his first porn film, stolen from a friend's parents, while they were out. He and his friends had sat goggling at the scenes that unfolded before them, embarrassed but at the same time transfixed. They all laughed but he knew, deep down that this was his calling. And nature, very kindly, gave him the credentials to secure him a starring role in more than 50 films and he was only 26.
The Hot Rod, starring in Standing Tall - twenty foot letters proclaimed his prowess in front of the cinema and he was loving every minute of it!
His manager had just called and told him that he was up for a Porn Star Award as best male and also for the Award for Stamina - his last film had involved some 63 women, one after the other. He was a record breaker!
The only person coming between him and the awards was Tony, the Italian Stallion. The other popular porn star of the day. He was taller than Johnny and had a mane of black hair that the ladies loved. His chest was hairier and his teeth whiter and his manhood - well it defied gravity. As he was thinking these thoughts, Johnny was aware of a gasp form one of the girls on the set and he felt a strange sensation, the usual throbbing joy of making a film was ebbing away and his Hot Rod was more of a Warm Chipolata.
Oh NO! Every performer's nightmare! He dashed off set, claiming that he could hear his phone ringing and all the girls stopped writhing, put on their jackets and went to get a coffee as they waited for the star to get back into orbit. This was not unusual, but it had never happened to Johnny before and they gossiped amongst themselves that perhaps he was finished.
Johnny, however was a professional and had expected this to happen one day - nerves affect everyone, even him, the Rod of Iron -so he had backup in his dressing room. His research had shown that Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis would put the wood back into his fencepost so he took a Generic Viagra and waited. He wouldn't be beaten by a Stallion when he was a Beast in the Bedroom!

After about half an hour he came back on set and watched the girls getting ready. He felt a stirring and rose to the occasion admirably. The Hot Rod was back in business! He thrust himself in to the spotlight and shot back to stardom! The girls sighed with relief and then sighed with pleasure and Johnny the Hot Rod's Hot Rod took centre stage!

Generic Viagra and the 50th Wedding anniversary

2008-03-24T17:07:00.001-07:00

Jean gazed out of the window at the sunshine reflecting off the sea and the little children playing noisily on the beach. It was warm and she felt relaxed and happy, memories floated back to her from her younger days: when she had fallen in love with John, the weather had been like this and she, as a coy young woman, with long legs and a head of vibrant red hair had been delighted to catch the eye of a young bank manager. Her shock of sumptuous hair had caught John's eye as he walked though the park one day on his way to work, and though usually quite shy, he had rushed to the nearest flower seller and bought her a beautiful bunch of daisies - he said they were fresh and bright, just like she was.
Their romantic life blossomed and Jean sighed as she remembered holidays and picnics, fairground rides and canoodling in the back row of the cinema. John never forgot her birthday and was always buying her little gifts and leaving loving notes around the house - even after 50 years of marriage.
Her cheeks reddened as she remembered some of their more daring escapades - almost being caught by a farmer as they rolled in his haystack; skinny dipping in the warm Mediterranean Sea and luxurious days in hotel bedrooms when on holiday, scarcely leaving their room, so mad with desire were they.
A hand gently brushed the back of her neck and she looked up: here he was, her John, now 72 but still with a twinkle in his eye. He knew her so well that he immediately knew what she was thinking.
"I know, it was fun wasn't it, old girl? You are still the apple of my eye!"
Ah, but just a memory now she knew, they were too old and John couldn't manage that side of their romantic life any more. Erectile dysfunction - what a clinical expression for the denial of something so very beautiful and vital to life.
However, John had a surprise; he had been reminiscing too, and had found a website for Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis on the Internet. He had ordered some Generic Viagra pills, which claimed they would be able to help him to regain his former vitality. Right now, he had a package of Generic Viagra in his pocket and a plan in his mind. A romantic evening by the seaside, a tasty meal, a relaxing walk and then home... where he intended to rekindle the rest of their relationship.

Generic Cialis, To Be Or Not To Be

2008-03-24T17:07:00.000-07:00

Jack sat around the table with his buddies, as they all enjoyed their short break from working. Jack leaned in and boasted about his previous night. “I kept Linda up half the night, we had the bed rocking so loud, and the neighbors were banging on the walls!” Jack said with a grin. His friends looked at each other. “Generic Viagra”, Tom said. “Yep, or Generic Cialis, because no one has the sex life that you do!” said Steve. “Nope, it’s all natural, boys” Jack said, as he leaned back into his chair and took a bite of his sandwich.

The next day, the guys decided to eat their lunch outside. Jack sat up on a wall, swinging his legs as he ate a sub. He had a huge smile on his face as Tom and Steve walked up to join him. “Not again!” Tom said. “Oh, yes boys, I pleased Linda until dawn” Jack answered “Almost thought I’d die of dehydration!” “Generic Viagra” Steve replied. “No way, guys, I have the stamina of a horse, the strength of a bull and more romance than Fabio could offer!” Jack proudly said. Tom and Steve shook their heads and both were thinking that they wished that they could please their wives and have something to boast about the next day. They tried to hide their envy as Jack told them about how he planned to take Linda away for the weekend and he was sure they wouldn’t get any sleep.

Monday rolled around and as usual, the friends gathered for lunch. “Let me guess” said Tom, “You didn’t sleep all weekend, Mr. Casanova!” Jack smiled and said, “We made so much noise being intimate, we got kicked out of the hotel. But I wasn’t done yet, we finished for hours in the car!” Steve rolled his eyes and almost yelled, “Generic Cialis or Generic Viagra, I just know it!” Jack rolled his eyes back at Steve and said, “Don’t be jealous, boys, I can’t help it if I’m the best!” Tom and Steve tried to laugh it off, but both of them wished they knew how in the world Jack managed to have such a crazy, wild and fun sex life.

The next day, Tom and Steve stood in shock, as they watched Jack head off to meet Linda for a lunchtime meeting at the local motel. “It’s not fair, man!” Tom said. “Not fair at all” Steve replied. Jack came back from lunch with a huge smile on his face and wrinkled clothes. When Tom and Steve looked at him, he just smiled and teased, “I don’t kiss and tell!”

Tom and Steve followed Jack into their workplace and their faces told Jack that they needed to hear it. “Yep, another awesome love-fest!” Jack smiled. Tom and Steve walked away, shaking their heads. Jack thought about how he was going to see Linda later that night and he reached into his front pocket. Moving his hand around, he found what he was looking for, “Oh, I was worried I lost it! Jack thought and he smiled as he held onto his Generic Cialis

The holiday romance and Generic Cialis

2008-03-16T03:45:00.004-07:00

Peter had been pondering his problem for a few days. He had been conducting a long-distance relationship with a girl from Australia for 6 months now. They had met on a holiday in Bali and fallen for one another pretty hard. At first he had thought that it was just a hot, passionate holiday fling but as the weeks went on, he realised that a deep love was growing between them. They had a lot in common, both worked in similar jobs - travel and tourism - loved travel and mountain climbing and their taste in books was uncannily similar. He and Anna spent hours on the phone talking and sharing their hopes and dreams and he knew that he wanted to spend the rest of his life with her.
A few weeks ago he told her that he loved her and she had reciprocated with relief and joy and they had spent the next hour planning how they could make a life together.
She was going to come to America for a trial 6 months and then he would go to Australia and meet her family and immerse himself in her life for a while. After that, they could decide where they wanted to live and what they would do with the rest of their lives.
It was an exciting time as he prepared his apartment for her arrival; cleaning and painting and buying new furniture. She was frantically packing and kept phoning in a very excited state, asking what she needed to bring and how cold it got in winter.
All seemed perfect, except there was one thing he hadn't told her - a few weeks back he had had a surfing accident and hurt his back. While he was recovering, his doctor had told him that he may experience problems sustaining an erection as this was a common side effect. Now, normally they had quite steamy conversations on the phone, lighting up the telephone lines with their carnal plans for one another and he had noticed that he wasn't able to get as excited as previously - he knew his passion wasn't abating so he knew it was merely physical. But, she was arriving in three days and he really wanted to greet her with passion and romance and hoped that they could then spend a week without leaving his apartment while they got to know each other's bodies again. What was he to do?
Luckily he researched the Internet and found a website offering Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis. Both drugs offered him a way out while his back problem healed and he need never tell Anna. He knew she wouldn't mind but he really wanted her first few weeks in the States to blow her away so she wouldn't ever contemplate being without him. His lust for her was explosive and he didn't want this body to let him down in his time of dire need!
The package arrived the same day as Anna and he pocketed his Generic Cialis - he had read that this little tablet could enable him to be sexually responsive for 36 hours and he fully intended to get his money's worth.
Anna arrived, breathless and beautiful and his heart leapt. He swept her off her feet and hugged her as if he would never let go. Tears wet her cheeks and they kissed for what seemed like an eternity.

Three days later, as they left his apartment for the first time, arms around each other's necks, he had to admit that he had done the right thing - both in enlisting a little help from Generic Cialis and in inviting Anna to live with him - a success on both counts!

A Generic Cialis Tale that Might Leave You Hanging

2008-03-16T03:45:00.003-07:00

On the evening of Wednesday, August 1, 2007, Carl Hughes put away the papers on which he had been working. He reached for his briefcase and his car keys, intent on trying to avoid the heaviest Intestate traffic. Carl knew that he needed to drive on the busy I-35W, a road that crossed a section of the Mississippi River in the state of Minnesota.

When Carl got in his car he gave no thought to the pack of generic Cialis that he had put on the empty front seat. Carl had purchased that package during his lunch break. He planned to put it in his medicine chest after he got home. On the advice of a friend, Carl had decided to try a different ED pill. If he liked it, he would use the Cialis instead of the generic Viagra.

Carl made good time getting to the bridge across the Mississippi. Carl hoped that the bridge traffic would not slow his progress home. Carl suddenly had his hopes shattered. The bridge had begun to come apart. Carl’s car was dangling on one section of the broken bridge.

Carl immediately jumped out of his car. As he was about to run away from the dangling vehicle, he suddenly remembered his generic Cialis. Carl did not know that a video camera was then capturing his every move. The makers of generic Viagra were lucky, because that camera could not provide a close-up of any action.

Carl brazenly ran back to his car. At first he forgot where he had put the generic Cialis. Carl opened his trunk; the ED pills he wanted were not there. Next Carl ran to the door on the right side of the car. He opened the door and removed the package on the front seat.

All of Carl’s actions showed-up on a video camera. The film from that camera was later given to CNN. One afternoon, the production crew at CNN arranged for the showing of the film that had captured Carl’s frantic retrieval of his ED pills. As the crews ran that film, one of the new correspondents said “Wow, look at that cool dude.”

She had been referring to Carl’s daring return to his car. She did not know that one member of the marketing team for Generic Viagra saw that clip on CNN. When he saw how Carl had risked his life to retrieve something from his car the marketing executive said, “Gee if that guy were going after ED pills, maybe we could use that footage in one of our ads. I hope he is not doing that to prevent the loss of ED pills that were made by one of our competitors.”

The executive was about to call one of his interns. A summer intern could always be depended on to go after needed information. Then the executive suddenly thought of a different way to use that intern. He decided to wait until after the company’s scheduled meeting, before calling for a summer intern.

Generic Cialis helps Aidan overcome his work stress.

2008-03-16T03:45:00.002-07:00

A new promotion at work had been the most exciting thing that had happened to Aidan in a year. He was over the moon, and had redoubled his efforts in clinching the big deal. He was working round the clock and was very, very tired. When he arrived home, he often ate his dinner quietly, too exhausted to speak and then settled down at his computer to do a little extra preparation for meetings the next day. The stress was really getting to him and his wife suggested that he take some time off at the weekend to go out for dinner.
He immediately began to worry that he wouldn't have time to go over the plans for a takeover that was happening the next week and that made him very tense. His wife Kim was a kind and caring person and he knew that he had been neglecting her of late so he couldn't refuse but deep inside the worry niggled at him. He resolved to work even harder on Friday evening to make up the lost time so he could try to relax and enjoy himself. However, as he worked, he realised that he had a lot more to do and that made him even more concerned that taking a night off for pleasure was not going to be a good thing.
When Saturday night rolled around he was jittery with worry but when he saw the effort Kim had gone to and how beautiful she looked in her new clothes, he was determined to forget work for a few hours. They set off for the restaurant and had a marvellous meal and a romantic walk along the harbour before heading home.
Once at home, they headed for the bedroom to culminate the night with some good loving but, to his horror, Aidan found that he couldn't sustain his erection and, feeling deflated, he curled up and fell into a deep, depressed sleep.
Kim knew that he was stressed and understood that this problem would go away when he was used to his new job and had calmed down a bit, but she felt sad about the events of the evening.
She decided to try to help Aidan to get back to his former passionate self and went downstairs to look on the Internet. Very quickly she found a website selling Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis, both of which were drugs that helped men to overcome stress-related erectile dysfunction. She ordered a trial sample of Generic Cialis and began planning the next weekend's night of passion.
She booked a restaurant in the country and reserved a room in the hotel for the night. She bought a new dress and prepared Aidan by saying that he needed a rest and that she didn't expect him to do anything sexual if he didn't feel like it.
Unbeknown to him, she slipped him a Generic Cialis with his starter and as the meal progressed, she slipped her dress of her shoulders and flirted with him. Aidan could feel desire rising in him but was worried that the night would end up like last week so he stalled and didn't want to return to their room. Eventually, Kim owned up to what she had done and although he was incredulous, he realised that she had acted out of love... and also that this meant that he could end the night the way he really wanted to.
Without even finishing his desert, he picked her up in full view of the restaurant and carried her off to the bedroom.

Next morning, as they checked out of the hotel late in the afternoon, there were a few sniggers and Kim was a little red-faced, but Aidan felt on top of the world and left with a spring in his step and a vow to do it again very soon!

Generic Cialis, Rhonda and Judy

2008-03-16T03:45:00.001-07:00

I was feeling great. Just weeks earlier, things weren’t so great; I was having erectile dysfunction. It severely affected my dating game; I stopped asking women out. Surfing around the web, I learned about Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis. I did some asking around too. One of my buddies had used Generic Viagra and he said it worked great. I did some research on Generic Cialis and it seemed to do the trick for tons of guys. It worked out good for me, I was able to fix my problem and save money at the same time. The results were amazing; most girls had no idea that I was using any type of “help”. Only one woman said something about how I must be using Generic Viagra. The others had no idea and only thought that I had stamina like no other.

Last Friday was like every Friday for me. I worked, got home and ate a ton of protein. I took my vitamin and headed off to the gym. I had a date that night with a new girl, Rhonda, who I had been dieing to get together with. Everything was great, till I got to the gym and while working out, noticed that all the girls and even some guys were staring at me and smirking. It took me a minute to realize what part of my body was drawing attention and then I noticed that I was looking enormously aroused! It hit me like a ton of bricks, as I replayed things in my head, that I must have taken my Generic Cialis instead of my vitamin. I walked kind of funny to the locker room, attempted to get my jeans on over my erection and then I got home as fast as I could.

I had two hours until I had to pick up Rhonda and going by what was usual, I knew I’d have my erection for at least five more hours. I was thinking about canceling the date, when Rhonda called. The first words out of her mouth was to tell me how much she was looking forward to our date and that she was out getting her hair done for me and would see me at eight. There was no way I could cancel it!

I put on loose pants, tried to stay cool and collected and went to pick her up. She looked at me a bit funny when we sat down in the car, but I tried to divert her attention so she wouldn’t look at my pants! All was okay until we were at dinner. Rhonda was telling me about how her mother had been ill and how she spent the day at the hospital. Despite what the Generic Cialis was doing to me, I kept a look of concern. Then, like an idiot, I spilled wine on my pants. It wasn’t much, but Rhonda leaned over with her napkin to “dot it up”. In her attempt, she discovered that I was as hard as a rock. She gasped, stood up and in front of the whole restaurant, she yelled, “You’re thinking about sex while I tell you that my mother is ill and in the hospital!” She left and I sat there with a face as red as fire.

I never heard from Rhonda again. But, hey, I have a date with Judy next Saturday and she’s even hotter than Rhonda. My medications are kept very far from each other now; and the best part is that the way Judy acts toward me, I think I will need my Generic Cialis for our first date!

The old man and the young lady

2008-03-16T03:45:00.000-07:00

Janine was deliriously happy. She had been flirting with Jacob the flower seller for weeks - her house was overflowing with flowers - and finally, he had asked her out to dinner. She knew her friends would think she was mad - he was over 60, but at 27, she was bored with younger men and she loved Jacobs' life experience and his different outlook on life. He had seen so much! When she was in his company, she felt alive and brimming with potential. He was interested in her life and they chatted every day over coffee while she selected her flowers. They spoke of his adventures as a diplomat in India and he told her about his wife, who had died 3 years previously. She could see that he had loved her and that, strangely made her want him even more - that some one could be capable of so much love was a turn on! Young men tried to disguise their feelings and she never felt that they were honest with her. Jacob was different, he was truthful and he shared his thoughts and feelings. In fact, he had told her that he couldn't understand why such a beautiful and intelligent (and young) woman was interested in him. She put him straight quickly as she really didn't want to lose him and from that moment on a new frisson had entered their lives.
The dinner was a success: romantic and relaxing. They ended the night sitting on a bench overlooking the city and holding hands. Gradually they moved closer until she could feel his warm breath on her neck. She was tingling with desire and they kissed passionately, as she arched her back and pushed into his body. Wow! She had never been kissed like this before, she felt weak and elated at the same time.
Then Jacob took her by the hand and looked into her eyes. He explained calmly that age wasn't just about differing opinions and varied experience, there were also physical differences and he was no longer able to give her what she deserved sexually. He looked so sad that she almost laughed.
"Haven't you heard of Generic Viagra or Generic Cialis?" she asked, smiling sweetly at him. He shook his head, looking mystified.
She explained that her aunt's husband had suffered a similar fate when he had reached 65 and that previously they had been like teenagers, embarrassing the family with their canoodling in public. Keen to find a solution, they had used Generic Cialis and rekindled their love life almost immediately.
"It helps you to be loving when you need to be," she smiled shyly. "I could get you some - I don't want to let a small physical problem get in the way of what could be the love of my life!"
For once, he looked astounded - and she wasn't sure if it was talk of Generic Cialis or love that had unnerved him.
Thankfully he was the man she thought he was and he swung her in the air, kissing her nose.
"Clever girl! What are we waiting for!" They ran down the hill and stopping several times for a kiss on the way.

Young love? Old Love? There is always a way!

Generic Cialis changed his life

2008-03-09T15:32:00.004-07:00

John and Sally hadn't been intimate for months. They were madly in love, so that wasn't the problem. John had been experiencing erectile dysfunction and their love life went down the drain faster than water. Knowing he couldn't lose the best woman that he could ever imagine having, John finally found the answer to his issue. While Sally slept, John searched the web. His friend had told him of the great experience he had while using Generic Viagra and his co-worker had told him that Generic Cialis changed his life. John didn't need to hear anymore; he ordered his choice of Generic Viagra or Generic Cialis and eagerly waited to try it out. He didn't want to disappoint Sally, so he took a pill when she wasn't home, just to see what would happen. Needless to say, he wished that Sally was home! Now, all he had to do was surprise Sally with the results of his Generic Viagra only in the way that his sense of humor would allow him to do.

He had the whole day planned. He told Sally that he had a surprise and the day would lead up to it. First, he took her to breakfast. As the waitress came over, John told Sally that he would order for her. "Two orders of your famous big pancakes!" John ordered. As Sally and he ate breakfast together, she commented about how delicious the breakfast was but had no idea what John was up to.

Next came their walk over to the parade. "This parade has the biggest floats in American" John told Sally. They stood side by side, holding hands as the largest floats glided by them. Sally had a smile on her face but still had no idea what John was up to.

After the parade, John asked Sally if she still had energy and she happily said yes. "Great" said John, as he hailed a taxi. Sitting down for the ride, John told Sally that they were going to the biggest baseball game of the season. As they cheered on team, John motioned for the snack man to come over to them. Ordering two hotdogs, John told Sally that he hoped she was hungry as the venue guaranteed to offer the biggest hotdogs that existed. Smiling at John, Sally was happy but still had no idea what was in plan.

Before the man walked away, John shouted, "Two big cola's please!" He handed one to Sally with a sly smile and wondered if she would ever catch on to the theme of the day. Once the game was over, the couple decided to walk back to their apartment, at John's urging. John stopped walking, right in front of the Big and Tall Man shop. Staring into the window, he commented to Sally about how big the shoes and clothes were. Sally looked at him with a strange look, grabbed his hand and continued walking.

Arriving back at their home, John asked Sally to sit on the sofa. He ran into the next room and came out with a bouquet of flowers. "Those are the biggest roses I've ever seen!" exclaimed Sally and she happily took them over to a vase. John took this chance start up a fire in the fireplace. Making sure he did the perfect job, Sally walked over and exclaimed that that was the biggest fire she ever saw.

Suddenly, Sally stood still. John looked behind her shoulder and tried to keep in his smile as he looked at the bottle of Generic Cialis. Sally began to speak, "Big pancakes, big floats, a big baseball game, a big hotdog, a big soda, big shoes, big clothes." John found it hard to hide his smile as he felt his Generic Cialis begin to work. Sally continued, "Big roses, a big fire." Sally looked down at John as she realized what all of the day's clues meant. A smile as bright as the sun lit across her face as she then said, "Oh! A big you!"

Generic Cialis and The Why I Threw The List Out

2008-03-09T15:32:00.003-07:00

I was one of those guys who refused to believe that I had an erectile dysfunction. I never had one before and I wasn’t about to believe that it was happening to me. I had a reputation to uphold. I was the one, out of all of my buddies that scored the most women. Man, I had more numbers than I could count and I had to actually create a spreadsheet in Excel to keep track of them all. Then, after several nights that I found myself unable to perform, I knew that I had to admit that something was going on. I didn’t tell a soul, but I went online to see what I could learn. I ended up reading about generic Viagra. Everything that I read seemed to fit what was happening to me and I was pretty impressed with the prices. I read about generic Cialis too, it seems to work magic and I needed some magic! I hadn’t called one woman off of my list in weeks! I knew that I had to do something.

Doing a bit more reading, I saw that generic Viagra could help in the way that I needed it to. Just take a pill before I know that I’m going to end up in the bedroom. Generic Cialis was great too; I could get back the staying power that gave me the power to have so many women! I had heard little pieces of information here and there about generic Viagra, but until I looked into it, I didn’t realize that it was perfect for me. I took in all the information that I could find and then I did it: I placed my order and couldn’t wait to get back into the game.

Not long afterwards, my delivery came. I took a look around my list, made a few calls and had my whole week planned out with some hot dates. I even took a generic Cialis that first night, to make sure it worked, so that I could make sure I could count on it when it came time to be with the ladies! I had a hard time sleeping that night, but it made me feel confident.

A lot of things change and its amazing how life can turn on a dime. I got my stamina back and my list is gone! I finally am able to keep a hundred women satisfied, but all I want to do is keep one very special and wonderful woman happy! I found the woman for me and I couldn’t care less about that old list of mine. My new girlfriend knows that I take the Generic Cialis, but it doesn’t bother her at all. She’s extremely happy in the bedroom and we make each other happy no matte where we are. She actually is the one to make sure that I never run out of the pills! I know that I wouldn’t have even had the courage to ask her out if I was still having my erectile issue; so life just has a way of working out.

Generic Cialis and the Year 3107

2008-03-09T15:32:00.002-07:00

I was almost ready for my date with Shelby. I had been looking forward to the date for a week, just thinking about her gorgeous pink hair and those sparkling purple eyes. She was the most beautiful woman at our place of work; the Orion Space Car Facility. Finally, she agreed to meet me for drinks at the hottest dance club around, Blaze on the planet Mars.

As I was getting ready for the date, I thought back to the old days. “How did people even enjoy themselves in the years of the 2000’s?” I thought to myself. They had to stay on Earth for their dates, I’m zipping to Mars with Shelby and it will take us about twenty minutes.” I thought. Remembering that I better prepare myself in case things end up in my floating bed, I went over to my medicine dispenser and wondered how people back in the old days dealt with erectile dysfunction. “Man, it must have been rough” I thought, “I bet they had to order their Generic Viagra or Generic Cialis and wait actual days to get it!”

Standing in front of the dispenser, I thought for a moment. I wondered if I should go with the Generic Viagra. It worked great for me before. Then I realized that Generic Cialis was just as good and certainly seemed to make my last date unforgettable. “I wonder what men did before Generic Viagra was invented?” I thought. “They must have had to live with a terrible sex life?” I asked myself. At that moment, I realized just how lucky I was and I happily spoke. “Two Generic Cialis pills”, I said to the dispenser. I figured that in case the date turned into a two day date, I should prepare for that. Two pills were dispensed to me and I put them carefully into a zippered area of my wallet.

I needed to check the time to make sure I wasn’t late. “Time”, I stated out loud. “The time is twenty-two hundred hours and seven minutes” my electronic home butler system responded. I took one last look in my reflection imager and left. Opening my door with a quick, “Open door” I smiled as I saw my baby: my 3107 brand new Mustang Flight Vehicle ZX. I thought for a moment and then decided on red, I thought that would fit well with the whole Mars theme that I had planned for my night with Shelby. “Car, Red” I spoke. Beginning at the front and spreading to the back, my Mustang turned a bright shade of red. “Perfect” I thought.

Jumping inside I flew to Shelby in about twenty seconds. I hoped that I would be right on time, after all, I had to go from New York to Las Vegas, I was sure she’d understand if I was a second or two late from our planned time. Arriving at her door, I found that she was more than ready. I took a quick look into my wallet to make sure that I had my pills and my Compensation Card to buy the drinks and hopefully a hotel room for the night and we were off. The ride to Mars was stunning, as always, and Shelby and I danced the night away on our favorite party planet.

By the way, the two pills did come in handy. Staying a night on Mars, we decided to go hiking on the moon the following day and stayed overnight at the Horizon Homing Station. The weekend was perfect.

Generic Viagra, Generic Cialis and The Toast

2008-03-09T15:32:00.001-07:00

Judy and Connor both lay frustrated in bed. For the tenth time that month, Connor was not able to be intimate with Judy. Both of them didn’t know what to say, but they were both thinking the same thing. “No matter what, I am going to find the solution to this problem!” they both thought at the same time.

The next day, Judy came home from work at lunch time and jumped right onto the computer. After doing a search, she found herself on a website that explained about the choices she could make. She read about Generic Viagra and how it had helped so many couples who were having the same issues as her and Connor. She also read about Generic Cialis and how it fixes the love lives of couples who don’t know where to turn. She smiled as she made her order and thought to herself that in three days, their lives would be back to normal. She was proud that she found the answer.

That same day, when it was time for Connor to take his lunch break, his co-workers asked him to join them for pizza. Connor turned them down and told them that he had something very important to do. As soon as his co-workers were gone, he logged on his computer and began his search. He found himself on a website that explained all about the choices he could make. He read about how Generic Viagra helped men with the same problem that he had and how they got back all of the passion in their lives. He also read about Generic Cialis and how men who took it found that they had stamina like never before. He smiled as he made his choice and he thought to himself that in three days, their lives would be back to normal. He was proud that he found the answer.

Three days later, Judy left Connor a note, asking him to meet her at their favorite restaurant after work. She left the note for him to find when he got home from work. She was happy that she thought of a romantic dinner as the perfect place to tell him of her solution. As Connor was driving home from work, knowing he had a long commute in front of him, he telephoned Judy. Getting her voice mail, he left her a message asking her to meet him at their favorite restaurant. He was happy that he thought of a romantic dinner as the best place to tell her of his solution.

Connor never saw Judy’s note, he drove right to the restaurant. Judy never heard Connor’s message, she has left her cell phone at home, as she drove to the restaurant. Meeting together in the lobby, both smiled; they each were happy that they were treating the other to a great dinner.

Sitting down at the table, they both looked into each other’s eyes. “I found an answer to our issues!” they both said at the same time. The both looked a bit shocked that they had said that at the same time. Then, both Judy and Connor held out their hands at the same time. Again, they looked surprised. Judy opened her hand and held out a Generic Viagra pill. At the same time, Connor held out his hand and held out a Generic Cialis pill. Together, they raised their wine glasses and made a toast that great minds think alike.

Generic Cialis and the Palace: A Romance Story

2008-03-09T15:32:00.000-07:00

Most people either live in an apartment or in a house. Therefore, there are very few people that are lucky enough to live in a palace. In fact, when we normally think of palaces we think of Europe and royalty and it is correct that we think of Europe and royalty when we think about palaces and castles. This is because our story of romance begins in a palace just outside of Ireland. Most people would be green with envy of anyone who lived in a palace and who was of royal decent However, it is important to remember that the grass isn’t always greener in someone else’s backyard. In fact, the prince that lived in Ireland’s biggest castle longed to live a simpler life far away from the demands of being a part of a royal family. He wished to experience a romance and to find a wife. His wish was about to be granted. This was because he was to meet his future bride at a formal tea that his mother was throwing for some American bigwigs.

The Irish palace was exquisitely decorated for the elegant tea party that was to take place in just a few hours. Saturdays evenings were the perfect time for tea because it was always very quiet on the palace grounds on Saturday evenings. Plus, there was a lovely view of the lake from the palace on Saturday evenings. The palace chef had prepared many different types of finger sandwiches such as tuna, cucumber, and turkey and cranberry. She also prepared mini quiches and scones; and of course there was a large selection of teas. Sean was nervous because he sensed that his mother and father wished him to fall in love soon. They were quite that there only son hadn’t found a suitable bride to marry. It wasn’t that Sean didn’t wish to marry but he believed in marrying for love and his parents believed in marrying out of obligation on the royal bloodline. He longed to show his beloved the wonderful county of Ireland without an entourage. He loved his parents; however, their idea of a bride left much to be desired. Going to evening tea Sean was cautiously optimistic that his luck of finding love would change; when it came to love Sean didn’t have the ‘luck of the Irish.’ He thought perhaps that a cup of tea, a scone, and some generic Viagra would turn his romantic life around. However, he knew that generic Cialis rhymed with palace because he fancied himself as quite a poet. Poetry was the key to any young ladies heart and if Sean got a chance to use poetry to woo a lady he would do that. He was about to get his chance; enter Molly McBride.

Molly McBride was a lovely young lady from America and she had never been to Ireland before. She was nervous about meeting a prince because she believed that all princes were stuffy. She desperately wanted to have a spot of tea and a scone or two and leave this Irish palace. However, she was surprised that Irish royalty could be so charming; especially Sean. She was mesmerized by Sean’s speech and beautiful green eyes. She liked his discussion of poetry and art since she was studying art history at Harvard and she loved men who could discuss poetry. Sean talked about Vincent Van Gough’s blue period and how Van Gough probably wouldn’t have been so blue and cut off his ear if he had generic Viagra and generic Cialis help him with his love life. Molly loved a man with a sensitive side and a sense of humor and any man that could talk about Van Gough and Generic Viagra was a man for her. After the evening tea Sean and Molly continued talking and Sean kissed Molly gently on the lips. They also agreed to have tea and scones again after visiting the Blarney Stone next Saturday. Sean believed that between the beauties of the Irish countryside, the Blarney Stone, and generic Cialis Molly would be his bride very soon. Stay tuned for the continuing story of Generic Cialis and the Palace.

Generic Cialis and The Love of Travis and Sofia

2008-03-06T05:18:00.004-08:00

The night was warm and the sun was just setting. Travis and Sofia had just finished eating a wonderful dinner at a seaside restaurant and were now heading to the shore. Reaching the edge of the water, the two reached out their hands and began walking. No one looking at the couple would have known that just a month earlier, things were very different.

That one month of time had changed things drastically. Travis was experiencing erectile dysfunction issues and the couple had no idea what to do. Both of them were feeling frustrated and they found it difficult to talk about what was happening. Each of them blamed themselves for the problem and they were both feeling unconnected to each other. Only by luck and perhaps some fate, that one month of time offered each of them hope and hope as a couple.

Sofia had confided in her best friend about what was happening and she learned quite a bit. Her friend’s husband had gone through the same issues. Sofia had found out that Generic Viagra had literally saved the marriage. As her friend explained, Sofia listened carefully. “We didn’t know what to do, so one night was went searching on the internet. We found ourselves on a site that offered Generic Viagra. We read all about it, order the Generic Viagra and we’ve been intensely passionate every night since then”, her friend told her. Sofia breathed a sigh of relief and could wait to tell Travis.

That same afternoon, Travis was over his friend’s home, watching a baseball game. During the commercial, he casually mentioned that he wondered what was out there to help guys be able to have stamina and power in the bedroom. He friend Sammy had the perfect answer for him. Sammy simply said, “Generic Cialis, my friend. All you do is hop on the computer, I’ll show you the site where I buy my Generic Cialis and before you know it, you’ll be back to normal. No, not back to normal, you’ll be better than normal!” Travis ordered the Generic Cialis and as he drove home, he was excited to tell Sofia that he found the answer to their woes.

Tammy and Travis got home at the same time and walked over to each other in the driveway. “Honey” they both said at the same time. They both giggled a bit that they did that and then Travis said, “You go first”. Sofia told him that she thought that they should try medicine for erectile dysfunction and then Travis told her that he had just ordered some. With the stress of the issue off of their shoulders, the two of them cuddled close for the night, each excited to see what would happen when the package was delivered.

Not long afterwards, that package did arrive and the two of them were like little children who were opening a birthday present. Giggling with excitement, Travis took a pill and within twenty minutes, they found themselves wrapped in passion that seemed more intense than ever before.

Each week since has brought them closer and closer together. And this is where we find Travis and Sofia today; walking on the beach, madly in love and excited to get to their bedroom.

Generic Cialis and the jackpot winner

2008-03-06T05:18:00.003-08:00

The beautiful young croupier looked up at her elderly client and dealt him a hand. The exclusive casino only catered for the more discerning customer, which is why she had taken the job. She was anxiously looking out for an elderly benefactor - after all if Anna Nicole Smith could do it, why not she? However, she was determined to find someone she actually liked the look of, the thought of grinning and bearing it every time was unthinkable. So she smiled and flirted with all the clientele and, in some cases, fended off unwanted advances from the seedier type of gentleman. For a gold digger, she was certainly picky!
Finally, after several months, the perfect candidate presented himself at her table: he was dapper, had twinkly eyes and didn't immediately start drooling at the sight of her slender curves and skin-tight, slinky dress. In fact he was the perfect gent, careful to avoid touching her accidentally and asking questions that showed a genuine interest in her life. She began to think that she had found her goal - he was elderly, rich, kind and seemed to like her - what more could she ask for?
Weeks past and he continued to visit only her table on his regular visits but made no advances. She was starting to feel disappointed, how could she speed things up? Not only that but she was actually beginning to enjoy his company and look forward to his appearances - could she actually be falling in love?
She resolved to seduce him and one night asked him to stay late for a private drink with her. He accepted, but she saw a note of apprehension in his eyes, perhaps he had figured out her aim of finding a sugar daddy!
On the night she dressed to kill and he was clearly smitten but only kissed her chastely at the end of the night. She was feeling a desire that surprised her but he laughed when she tried to saucily slip her hand under the table...
"I am over 70," he smiled. "I can't manage what you want any more," he looked sad as if he was remembering long forgotten memories of secret assignations and passionate embraces. "My time is up."
She felt very disappointed, and realised immediately that it was no longer his money she craved, but his company and touch.
She remembered that her father had suffered erectile dysfunction when he had been ill (they were a very open family!) and called him for advice. He explained that Generic Viagra or Generic Cialis had helped him through his difficult time. She dashed off to order some on her home computer, just searching for Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis in the search engine. Lots of sites appeared and in no time she had packages of Generic Cialis and Generic Viagra in the post.
The next week, armed with her surprises, she booked a room in the casino's hotel and awaited her visitor. He came but explained that it was too painful to see her and that he was not coming back.... What a disaster!
She asked him to come to her room for a farewell drink and he sadly agreed.
Once there, she poured some champagne and told him that she had found a way for them to be together and handed him the Generic Cialis pill. Astounded, he took one and they canoodled, chatted and sipped their champagne until, within an hour he felt something that he hadn't experienced for a long while.

Needless to say - they had hit the jackpot!

Dave had Generic Cialis and their anniversary on his mind

2008-03-06T05:18:00.002-08:00

Susan woke up with a smile on her face; it was her wedding anniversary, she and Dave had been married for five years now. She rolled over to give Dave a hug, when all she found was an empty bed. She wasn't too happy that Dave had gone to work without saying goodbye. Thinking that maybe he wanted to let her enjoy sleeping late, she got up and began her day. Susan looked all over the house for some type of note from Dave; it wasn't like him to forget this special day. She was rather surprised that she didn't see one clue that he remembered it was their anniversary. She had no idea that Dave had Generic Viagra on his mind.

Heading off to work, she waited all day for flowers to arrive. Surely, Dave would have roses delivered to me, she thought. As she got her things to leave the office, she realized that no flowers were coming. Feeling very upset, she called him; no answer. Wondering why in the world his cell phone would go straight to his voice mail, she hung up her phone. She thought there was no sense in leaving a message, if he didn't even remember the anniversary. She had no idea that Dave had Generic Cialis on his mind.

Driving home, she though that maybe he would have flowers waiting for her at the house. She ran inside to find whatever wonderful gift her husband would surprise her with. She looked in the living room, she looked in the kitchen, and she saw nothing. There were no flowers and no cards. Susan began to wonder how in the world he could forget that they were married for five wonderful years. Again, she had no idea that Dave had Generic Viagra on his mind. Then she noticed the answering machine had a message on it.

Susan stood in disbelief as she heard Dave's voice telling her that he had to work late and would not be home for dinner. He told her that maybe she should just eat some leftovers, as he would be home very late. "Leftovers?" Susan yelled, as she grabbed some food from the night before. Susan was steaming mad, as she slammed the button to open the door to the microwave. She was about to find out that Dave had Generic Cialis and their anniversary on his mind.

And then she saw it: a note inside the microwave. It was written on crisp white paper and folder over so that it stood up. Opening it slowly, Susan read the words. "How could you think I would forget this special day, my love? Please go to our room, where you'll find a beautiful dress I've purchased for you. At 7 o'clock, please open the front door. Love, Dave"

Susan smiled as she ran to her bedroom. There before her was a gorgeous red silk dress, and surrounding it in a circle were red flower petals. Getting ready, Susan made sure she looked beautiful for her wonderful husband. She sat on the sofa beginning at 6 o'clock, looking more stunning than ever.

At 7 o'clock, Susan opened the front door. A shiny, black limousine was parked in front of her house. Dave sat inside, clutching his Generic Cialis as it was vital for the evening. He looked around to make sure the champagne was ready; slipped his Generic Viagra or Generic Cialis pill into his pocket and then he opened the door to walk out and greet his wife. As the two of them headed off in the limo for a romantic dinner, Dave quickly swallowed his Generic Cialis and he felt rather proud of himself for bringing such an amazing smile to the most beautiful woman he had even seen.

Generic Cialis and the Interview

2008-03-06T05:18:00.001-08:00

I had been unemployed for almost six months and it was beginning to wear on me. I needed to get back to work soon. Life had been stressful this last half of a year; having no job wasn’t my only issue. For the first time in my life, I had also found myself goggling Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis, searching for a way to deal with my erectile dysfunction. I was at an all time low; no job and no ability to have staying power in the bedroom. After reading about Generic Viagra, I felt a bit better; I wasn’t the only guy who had the problem. Then as I read on and learned about Generic Cialis, I felt relieved that other guys were in the same boat as me. Being out of work, I thought that Generic Viagra would be a good choice; I couldn’t afford tons of money each month.

My girlfriend was happy when I finally made a choice; at least one part of my messed up life was going to be fixed. She and I had one of the best nights we ever had on the day that my Generic Cialis arrived. Now, she was just on my back about getting a career going. Women, they’re never happy! Well, I can’t really blame her; I guess she was getting tired of paying for everything. She was pretty psyched that I got an interview at one of the best law firms in the city.

That morning started off great. I was up bright and early, had three cups of coffee and was getting my resume together while my girl ironed my shirt. I also gulped down a glass of orange juice and right before the last sip was gone, I grabbed a vitamin and took that too. “Can’t be too healthy!” I told my girl and then I took off for the interview.

I was driving and was rehearsing my answers to what I knew would be some difficult interview questions when I noticed that I just didn’t feel quite right. At first I didn’t know what it was, I think because my nerves were so riled up for the interview; I wasn’t sure what I was feeling at first. I just felt that something didn’t feel right. Then, as I continued driving, thinking about how I couldn’t disappoint my girl, I looked down.

I was so shocked that the car swerved, I came inches from bashing into the car on my left and I barely made it to the break down lane alive. I stopped the car and just stared; I stared down for what felt like hours. Thoughts began to swirl through my head as to how in the world I was huge “down there”. Then it hit me, the vitamin! I remembered how the night before, my girl and I got a bit crazy in the kitchen and I had left my Generic Cialis on the counter. “What an idiot!” I said to myself as I realized that in my rush and excitement for the job interview, I swallowed my Cialis instead of a vitamin.

I tried to stay calm. I knew that I couldn’t back out of the interview. My only plan was to try to cover myself with my briefcase. I must have looked like an idiot walking through the parking lot. I basically limped my way through and hid in the first restroom I could find once I entered the building. I splashed cold water on my face twenty times, tried to picture my mother, and thought about baseball…none of it worked. I was still carrying what looked to be a miniature baseball bat in my pants. I held my briefcase in front of me as I went up to the receptionist. She was looking at my face; that was good. She pointed the way into the office and I slowly walked to it; trying to not limp. I was greeted by, “Hello, please, please put down your briefcase and let’s talk!” Needless to say, it was a long day.

Generic Cialis And The Anniversary

2008-03-06T05:18:00.000-08:00

Susan woke up with a smile on her face; it was her wedding anniversary, she and Dave had been married for five years now. She rolled over to give Dave a hug, when all she found was an empty bed. She wasn’t too happy that Dave had gone to work without saying goodbye. Thinking that maybe he wanted to let her enjoy sleeping late, she got up and began her day. Susan looked all over the house for some type of note from Dave; it wasn’t like him to forget this special day. She was rather surprised that she didn’t see one clue that he remembered it was their anniversary. She had no idea that Dave had Generic Viagra on his mind.

Heading off to work, she waited all day for flowers to arrive. Surely, Dave would have roses delivered to me, she thought. As she got her things to leave the office, she realized that no flowers were coming. Feeling very upset, she called him; no answer. Wondering why in the world his cell phone would go straight to his voice mail, she hung up her phone. She thought there was no sense in leaving a message, if he didn’t even remember the anniversary. She had no idea that Dave had Generic Cialis on his mind.

Driving home, she though that maybe he would have flowers waiting for her at the house. She ran inside to find whatever wonderful gift her husband would surprise her with. She looked in the living room, she looked in the kitchen, and she saw nothing. There were no flowers and no cards. Susan began to wonder how in the world he could forget that they were married for five wonderful years. Again, she had no idea that Dave had Generic Viagra on his mind. Then she noticed the answering machine had a message on it.

Susan stood in disbelief as she heard Dave’s voice telling her that he had to work late and would not be home for dinner. He told her that maybe she should just eat some leftovers, as he would be home very late. “Leftovers?” Susan yelled, as she grabbed some food from the night before. Susan was steaming mad, as she slammed the button to open the door to the microwave. She was about to find out that Dave had Generic Cialis and their anniversary on his mind.

And then she saw it: a note inside the microwave. It was written on crisp white paper and folder over so that it stood up. Opening it slowly, Susan read the words. “How could you think I would forget this special day, my love? Please go to our room, where you’ll find a beautiful dress I’ve purchased for you. At 7 o’clock, please open the front door. Love, Dave”

Susan smiled as she ran to her bedroom. There before her was a gorgeous red silk dress, and surrounding it in a circle were red flower petals. Getting ready, Susan made sure she looked beautiful for her wonderful husband. She sat on the sofa beginning at 6 o’clock, looking more stunning than ever.

At 7 o’clock, Susan opened the front door. A shiny, black limousine was parked in front of her house. Dave sat inside, clutching his Generic Cialis as it was vital for the evening. He looked around to make sure the champagne was ready; slipped his Generic Viagra or Generic Cialis pill into his pocket and then he opened the door to walk out and greet his wife. As the two of them headed off in the limo for a romantic dinner, Dave quickly swallowed his Generic Cialis and he felt rather proud of himself for bringing such an amazing smile to the most beautiful woman he had even seen.

Frank, Generic Cialis and the Acronyms

2008-03-04T09:45:00.004-08:00

Frank got to work and was greeted by his buddy Scott. “WUB?” Scott said as he saw Frank entering the building. “Huh?” Frank replied. “What’s up, Buddy?” Scott answered. “You and your acronyms for everything! Would you knock it off?” Frank grunted back. “WABM?” Scott asked. “What?!?” Frank asked with little patience. “Why a bad mood?” Scott asked with real words. Frank took a look at Scott and whispered, “For the forth time this week, I haven’t been able to…having staying power, with my wife.” “Oh, ED” Scott said back. Frank was in a bad mood and he was tired of Scott acronyms games, so he just walked away and went to his desk.

As Frank sat down, he began to think, “What in the world does ED mean?” Just then his phone rang. Frank picked it up and he heard Scott whispering, “Your ED can be fixed with GV or GC, got to go, boss is close by”. Then the phone hung up. “I don’t have time for these games, Frank thought and he tried to concentrate on working. However, his mind kept going back to ED, GV and GC and he was trying to figure out what that meant. “If it’s some kind of cure that can fix my issue, I have to find out!”.

He called Scott’s extension and asked him what those initials meant. Scott replied by saying, “GV and GC! Everyone knows about it, I can’t talk, boss is two feet way!” Frank sighed and logged onto the web hoping that someone in the world beside Scott knew what he was talking about. Frank though very hard about what GV and GC could possibly mean. “Good vibes? Great vacation? Groovy cuddle?” he thought. Tired of the games, he just began to search for help. He ended up on a sight that talked about erectile dysfunction. “Okay, at least I know what ED stands for now” he said to himself. Now, the others…”

Reading all he could, he realized that GV stood for Generic Viagra. He read on to see that Generic Viagra helped an enormous amount of men who had the same issues as he did. He had always had the belief that Generic Viagra was elderly men and he was relived to learn that even younger guys had issues sometimes. “Now for the GC” he thought. It was only a matter of seconds before he learned that it stood for Generic Cialis. Reading on, he found that Generic Cialis might be the perfect solution that he was looking for. “IGTOS” he thought and he typed in the information.

One week later, Frank came to work all smiles and Scott greeted him with his usual way of talk, “HIGB?” Frank smiled again and replied, “It’s going great, buddy!” and walked to his desk. Scott was hot behind his trail. “Did you try the pills?” Scott asked. Let me just tell you this, Frank replied, “IBGC, IWG, TFTT” and then he told Scott that he had to get to work.

Scott thought about it all day, trying to figure out what Frank had said to him. He wrote a hundred options on papers and had them scattered all over his desk. He was still sitting at his desk as the rest of the workers left for the day; pen in hand and trying to figure out the acronyms. It was after nine o’clock PM when Scott finally figured it out; by then Frank was having the time of his life in his bedroom with his wife. “I bought Generic Cialis, it worked great, thanks for the tip” Scott muttered. He put his pen away and walked out the door. “GICHAF” he said to himself, as he left the building.

Generic Cialis and One Flute Player’s Fountain of Youth

2008-03-04T09:45:00.003-08:00

I met my wife back in college, when we were both in the marching band, and long, long before I ever needed any Generic Cialis. That's right, the marching band. Don't even step to that, all you former football players! The boys in the band got their share of women too. True, most of the girls wore glasses-but you should've seen some of them with their glasses off, not to mention certain other accessories. Who would have thought that I'd ever need Generic Cialis to respond properly to the girls in the band when my ten-year college reunion rolled around! I played the flute. That's right, I'm secure enough in my manhood (thanks now to Generic Cialis) to admit it. Any cheerleader who's wandered "accidentally" into the band's shower will tell you, if she's been injected with "truth serum," that, oddly enough, the size of a band member's instrument is inversely proportional to the size of his... instrument. The guys who try to get noticed with those hulking tubas, the big drums, the trombones... those are the guys who could've used Generic Cialis even in college. Unfortunately for them, Generic Cialis can only treat erectile dysfunction, it doesn't treat smallness! Nope, only the players who were hung like a mustang (our team mascot) had the cahones to play something like the flute. We were secure like that... no silly complexes. And when those cheerleaders would wander into our shower, they'd push the trombone player aside, preferring instead the flute players' long, brassy shafts.

Those where the days before Generic Cialis. Now, as the ten-year reunion was approaching, I was feeling a bit older, and a bit wiser. Wise enough, at least, to finally order some medical treatment for my little erectile dysfunction problem. I hadn't had a normal erection in months, and after a period of denial, I realized that it was time to take action-especially if didn't want to disappoint those former cheerleaders and female band members at the reunion. So I ordered my Generic Cialis, and it arrived in no time; I hid some away in my wallet, to be ready whenever it was time to "strike up the band." I knew that all it would take was some better circulation down there in my bass drum, to get that lumbering giant back into shape. A lot of people think that you pop some Generic Cialis, then find yourself walking around with a protruding flute for six hours straight. That's not quite it. All it does is allow you to respond naturally when the time comes. You can take a pill whenever you sense opportunity knockers... um, I mean, knocking... and in no time, you'll react to her touch the same way you used to.

I'd heard all this about Generic Cialis, but I didn't have proof myself until the reunion. I took one of my pills as we all stood around in the band room, with the other band members and cheerleaders, and when I found myself surrounded, suddenly, by several familiar... faces at the snackbar, I realized, to my amazement, that I was getting an earth-shaking erection. So that's all it took! Generic Cialis was amazing! A couple of my old favorites noticed it, winked at each other, and, with one in each arm, I led them away to relive old times. Before I knew it, we were down in the locker room, which hadn't changed a bit. Those girls hadn't either-they were hot. I won't even get into what I... got into. I gave it to both of those girls on a locker room bench. When it was all finally over, I swear, they grabbed up their clothes and started looking for their bookbags, asking me if they were late for class! Apparently, they had drunk from the fountain of youth...

Generic Cialis and Getting Out of the Dumps

2008-03-04T09:45:00.002-08:00

I was down in the dumps and down in the dumps bad! I was always a lady’s man; ever since I was seventeen! Now there I was, thirty-five and finding that I was canceling dates with some of the hottest babes ever, all because for some reason I was having erectile dysfunction. It took me a while to even admit that I had that issue. I worked out at the gym constantly, women loved me, I had no problem filling my week with dates. I couldn’t believe that I couldn’t perform in the bedroom.

I didn’t want to talk to my friends about it, I didn’t want to talk to my doctor; I just wanted the problem to go away. Then one Friday night, as I sat home alone because I canceled a date with a cutie named Donna, I decided to take a look around the web. I wasn’t even sure what to type at first. I had seen some commercials before and I went off of that. I typed in “Generic Viagra help me fast”. I really hoped that I would find something, anything to help. I’m not the type to fall for gimmicks, so when I jumped onto the first site for Generic Viagra, I took my time to read everything very carefully. Even though I was sitting home alone, and my date for the night was probably hooking up with someone else, I was able to feel a bit happy. Generic Viagra seemed like a pretty good deal. It was made for guys like me and it was totally affordable. Not one to jump into decisions, I searched around for a bit more.

I landed on a site for Generic Cialis. I thought that I had heard of that name before, but I wasn’t sure. Once I started to read, then I remembered that Generic Cialis was a pretty good medicine too. There were tons of guys who suffered my same pain; and Generic Cialis helped them out big time. After about two hours of making sure that I read all I could, I was ready to order. I actually felt like a weight was lifted off of my shoulders, knowing that soon I could be back to my normal self.

A bit less than a week later, they came in the mail and I was totally psyched. All I needed after that was to make sure that it worked. I didn’t make a date yet, I know it might sound a bit strange, but I took a pill when I was alone at home, just to make sure that it worked as promised. It was kind of strange to have an erection for almost six hours while I sat home alone, but I was so happy that it worked. About one hour into it, I began calling some girls.

I set up two dates for the weekend that was coming up and I made sure to put my pills where I couldn’t possibly lose them. Most of the girls that I’m dating have no idea that I take my pills. It only takes a second to slip one in my mouth. Then I blow them away at how long I can keep going in the bedroom. Getting myself help was the best thing that I ever did. And next week, I have Donna lined up. I can’t wait!

A Hard Man Is Good to Find

2008-03-04T09:45:00.001-08:00

“This man was killed because of Generic Viagra,” said the stern-faced police detective.

“It was Generic Cialis, actually,” said the blonde woman in the virginal white nightdress. “Oh, this is so horrible and embarrassing.”

The police detective permitted himself a tight smile. “Your husband was stabbed ferociously, madam. He was rather more than embarrassed. Tell me, did his renewed ardor make you unhappy? Unhappy enough to kill him?”

The blonde sniffed. “I wasn’t the recipient of his renewed ardor. Ask Amy, our guest for the weekend. Or Julie, the maid. Or Roger, the butler.”

The police detective raised an eyebrow.

“I didn’t mean that, you filthy-minded man,” the grieving widow snapped. “I only meant we don’t pay Roger enough to purchase Generic Cialis, so he might have killed Michael for his supply of the drug. I’m only trying to help.”

Amy, a tall woman with a loose, gawky body and strong features, readily admitted the affair with Michael. “Guilty? Hell no. He chose a dog ‘cause his pussy had died. You couldn’t pry that witch’s legs apart with a crowbar. Sure I had sex with him once the Generic Viagra made him himself again. He was gorgeous before…”

Her voice trailed off and the police detective readied himself for more tears, but in a minute Amy continued in a business like manner.

“Anyway, why on Earth would I kill the man? He brought me nothing but pleasure.”

“Maybe you killed him because you found out he was diddling the maid.”

Amy’s jaw line hardened as her face slowly went from white to dark red as she digested the information. “That bastard,” she whispered.

“I told him it was not proper, that it could only end in grief,” wept Julie, the maid.

The police detective handed her his handkerchief, wincing when she blew her nose into it.

“But Michael had lost all confidence in himself, and when he started taking Generic Viagra--”

“Generic Cialis,” the police chief corrected against his will.

“Anyway, when things below started working again, of course he wanted to love like an ordinary man. And that cold bitch he was married to wasn’t going to let him. Do you know she hasn’t given me a raise in three years?”

“Did you know Michael was seeing other women?”

“Of course, he made no secret. There were no secrets between Michael and I.”

“Sir, you insult me gravely,” said the butler. “In days gone by, I would have called you out.”

“Forgive me, but you are the only person left with the motive—and the strength—to stab Michael Porter in the heart.”

“And the motive would be…?”

“I understand he was taking a certain medication that might have interested you.”

“Generic Viagra?” The butler said without changing expression. “It certainly worked well for him, but I would hardly kill him to obtain a supply of a medication so readily available.”

The police detective pounced. “His wife says you aren’t paid enough to purchase your own supply.”

“That’s true, but as it happens, I don’t have to work. I choose to do so for amusement. I am independently wealthy. You may check my accounts, if you like.

“They’ll never figure out who did it. And soon they’ll lose interest.”

“Amy” pulled off his wig and slung the padded bra he’d been wearing across the room with a look of disgust before he crawled into bed beside Michael Porter’s willing widow.

“Now, let’s see how well this Generic Viagra really works,” he murmured tenderly.

From Russia with Lust: Touring Moscow with Generic Viagra

2008-03-04T09:45:00.000-08:00

It's William the Conqueror, here with more triumphant sex stories from my Grand Tour of Europe. Sure, those who aren't familiar with my work might assume that I got my hands on some Generic Viagra and went off for a mid-life crisis tour of the Old World, banging girls I met in the bars of every European capital. Sorry to disappoint you, but it's not like that at all. After all, this was my silver anniversary trip with my wife, and I ordered the Generic Viagra especially in time for it, in a desperate attempt to overcome my little erectile dysfunction problem. Needless to say, it worked. It's all about blood flow, and my hot, rejuvenated blood was flowing down every inch of me, pumping it up to a rock-hard, bright red dragonslayer. After conquering Paris, Munich, Cairo, Rome, Athens, and Prague, it was time to move further east, to wintry Russia. As we prepared to leave, my wife told me that my Mr. Johnson already looked like he was wearing one of those fur hats, with the ear-flaps down. She said that since we'd begun feeding him Generic Viagra, he'd become a regular Siberian bear. We touched down in Moscow and were greeted with that fine city's official seal, which shows St. George spearing a dragon with his long lance. I could sure relate to that. Nietzsche wrote that women were like a flower-covered cave when young-but that later, a dragon emerges. How right he was! I remember the days before I ordered Generic Viagra-my wife was like a fire-breathing harpy! This is what happens when a woman is undersexed. And now, look at me-taking my wife for a hard-core sex tour of Europe. Now, she was taking her little pole-dancing routine to the very gates of Asia.

We got off of our Aeroflot plane (it was all I could do to keep from getting off on our Aeroflot plane, with my huge erection, bulging like a monumental statue of Lenin!). I'd taken some Generic Viagra with my in-flight meal, as usual, so as to be rough and ready by the time we made it to our hotel. We took a taxi and went straight there, ran to our room, and locked the door, and I fed her a big Russian sausage; afterwards, we found some vodka in our mini-bar fridge, and drank a toast with some black caviar. Here's to Generic Viagra! Then we ventured out into the snowy streets of Moscow, walking from our hotel, down Tverskaya, and right onto Red Square. My wife, the Art History major, stood gasping before the exotic onion domes of St. Basil's Cathedral; she said they were remarkably whimsical. I'd seen her gasp like that atop my exotic onion dome more than once on this trip! We decided to step into Lenin's mausoleum and have a look at the old guy. How depressing! I'm not a pinko Commie or anything, but still, it's depressing to see a man who had shaken the earth all dead and shriveled-up like that, like an old wax candle. He was tiny! It all reminded me of my manhood before Generic Viagra-back then, I was afraid I'd have to mummify it and send it to an early grave.

Luckily, though, things hadn't reached that desperate stage. I'd gotten past all of my worries and ordered the freaking Generic Viagra already. Now my manhood was throbbing, stiff, and dynamic-like our great leader, Stalin! After our visit to pay homage to Lenin, we ran across Red Square, to this huge shopping mall, where my wife tried on some Russian fur coats. Real fur, of course-just like the kind my manhood wears! Seeing her in those soft, cuddly furs made my Generic Viagra act up again. A short taxi ride, and we were back at the hotel-she in nothing but her fur coat, riding me like there was no tomorrow.

Generic Viagra, Cinderella and the Happily Ever After (Featuring Generic Viagra in a key role

2008-02-25T13:46:00.003-08:00

And they lived Happily Ever After... so the fairy tale ends, but Cinderella was finding that life wasn't quite the way it had seemed when her handsome Prince had swept her off her feet into the technicolour sunset. Oh no, once they were in the carriage the Prince had withdrawn into funk and was refusing to consummate the marriage made in heaven. Cinderella had tried a few tentative attempts at intimacy and been rejected firmly.
This was not the Prince she had met, full of loving words and saucy innuendo (this part is usually left out of the children's books). She felt humiliated and sad, but Cinderella was nobody's fool and she decided to find out what was wrong and discover a cure - when you live in a fairytale, there are always wise old women on hand to help out in a crisis.
She set off to the hag on the hill and asked if she could look in to her crystal ball and see the mysterious problem that was beleaguering the Prince. The old hag looked her up and down. "I don't need my crystal ball, dear," she croaked. "He's a prince, he's just got married and has now taken on the responsibilities of governing a nation... do you think he may be feeling a little pressured by all the responsibility?"
"Well, now you mention it, he did get a little persnickety when I asked if I could help - perhaps I made him feel a bit inadequate," for Cinderella was a rather clever girl and not unaware of how some men felt when confronted with a beautiful woman who is also smart.
"Hmmm" said the hag, "Chrystal ball indeed, the young just need to stop and think for a second before rushing off and taking up the time of us honest professionals," she said stroking her wart (a professional requirement that she had spent many years cultivating).
"I suppose you want me to magic up cure now?"
"Actually, yes," admitted Cinderella. Why not?
And out of her capacious hat thewitch pulled a package of Generic Viagra (she was nothing if not a kind witch) and then a package of Generic Cialis. She smiled knowingly, "Sometimes magic is just not enough, but Generic Viagra will do you just as well. Or Generic Cialis, if you prefer a longer-lasting solution to erectile dysfunction caused by stress."
Cinderella snatched up her drugs and kissed the witch. She ran off to the palace to greet her Prince and to help him through his difficult period of adjustment with a gift of Generic Viagra.

He was sceptical but agreed to try them and finally Cinderella was rewarded with her happily ever after, and after, and after, and after, and after, and after...

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Fairy Tale Generic Cialis: A Romance

2008-02-25T13:46:00.002-08:00

It is commonly assumed that all princes and princesses are happy because they live in castles and palaces. However, many princes and princesses that we are aware only exist in fairy tales. Everyone knows about Cinderella and the glass slipper and Snow White and Prince Charming. We also know about Sleeping Beauty and Belle and the Beast, who was actually a prince who had been turned into a beast because he couldn’t look inside of a person to see what she was really like. However, we are less familiar with the story about Prince Generic Cialis and Princess Generic Viagra. Well, sit back and relax and listen to this very sexy and romantic fairy tale that needs to be told.

The candy coated palace shone brightly against the silvery moon. However, Prince Generic Cialis was very unhappy because he believed that women all over the world would just fall at his feet because of his station in life. Yes, girls came to romance the prince from far and wide but, when they arrived at the palace and actually met Prince Generic Cialis the girls were less impressed with him. He was quite sure what was wrong with this picture. Therefore, he decided to have meeting with some of the fair maidens in the land and his man servant, Mickey in order to find out why he hadn’t found his princess yet. He both could and couldn’t wait for the morning sun to shine through on his day and on his future princess. Tomorrow, his life could change forever; he certainly hoped tomorrow would be his lucky day. Rest assured folks; tomorrow will be a day that the prince will never forget.

The next day after breakfast the prince had an audience with ten lovely young ladies and Mickey, his manservant. “Good morning ladies, how is it going?” The ladies were instantly turned off by the prince’s ignorant smile and know it all look in his eye. However the day was young and they had agreed to meet and talk to Prince Generic Cialis. So, they all sat there waiting for him to speak again. The prince explained to the girls that he had called the ladies together to ask them a few questions. “What do you want in a prince?” Niagara spoke up and told the price that she wanted a man who would listen to her. Amanda told the prince that it was important for him not to relay on his social status so much in order to get women. After, hearing what Amanda said the price asked her what he should relay on to attract women. After thinking about it Amanda said, “You have a nice laugh and if you showed more teeth your smile would be fantastic.” Plus, you are a good listener.” The prince was so impressed by Amanda that he dismissed the other ladies and Mickey; after that, he asked Amanda if she would accompany him to the palace’s waterfall for a romantic lunch. When they were eating lunch the waterfall behind him looked like light blue and purple because of the sunlight. Amanda looked at the waterfall and then at the prince’s eyes and said,” I love anything blue and waterfalls. The prince asked her if that meant that she liked Generic Viagra. Amanda laughed and said I like Generic Viagra, blue bells, and blueberries. Then the prince asked her if she liked to be kissed under waterfalls. Amanda said yes and the prince kissed her under the waterfall. The prince and Amanda dated for a year after the day they met. The, they married under a big blue waterfall and lived happily ever after.

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An Excuse to Use Generic Cialis

2008-02-25T13:46:00.001-08:00

Ted Maxwell sat at his desk, sorting through the response to the request made by the makers of Generic Cialis. That request had been a plea for men who were willing to participate in a clinical trail. The company needed to examine the efficacy of its improved ED pills. The company hoped to uncover evidence that Generic Cialis worked better than Generic Viagra.

Ted reread one of the letters. It was from a young man who wanted to take part in a clinical trial. Yet that young man had hesitated to sign-up for the trial. He did not think that he could offer the company useful results, since he found his efforts at love-making constantly interrupted. He got many telephone calls just when he wanted to proceed to the next level of a relationship.

Ted felt frustrated by the message in that one man’s letter. That young man wanted to be a trial subject, but his popularity seemed to prevent it. Ted could not think of any way around the fact that a man who encountered so many interruptions might not make an ideal trial subject.

As Ted sat there contemplating about the information in the young man’s letter, his supervisor entered the office. “Ted,” he said. “We have an ad in this magazine. See if you feel that they did a good job of putting our ad in a highly effective spot.” Ted’s supervisor placed a copy of a Wired Magazine on the desk of his hardest working marketing intern.

Ted took the magazine and put it in his briefcase. He was about to head home for the night. He planned to examine the magazine at home. Ted shared his intentions with his supervisor. “You are a real workaholic,” said the supervisor. “You even take your work home with you.”

Ted did not want his supervisor to think that his hard-working intern felt ready to read technical company documents in his off hours. Ted said, “I used to get Wired Magazine. I failed to renew my subscription.”

That night Ted made himself some dinner and then leafed through the magazine while he ate his evening meal. Ted found that the issue he had been given was full of pictures of various gadgets. Ted discovered that he could easily eat while reading the short caption next to each picture.

After Ted had looked through about one-half of the magazine he noticed a picture of a “get off the phone excuse machine.” The owner of that machine could generate all sorts of noise. He or she could thus convince a phone caller that some sort of emergency required the attention of the person then on the phone.

“This is what that letter-writer needs,” Ted said, talking to himself. Then Ted proceeded to imagine a young man wanting to use ED pills, but suddenly getting a call about some sort of survey. Ted thought about how this machine would allow that young man to create the sound of a baby crying or tire screeching.

Those faked noises would allow that young man to use his Generic Cialis. Ted hoped that word of the machine did not reach to the offices of the makers of Generic Viagra. Ted wanted any trials with Generic Viagra to encounter roadblocks, perhaps roadblocks caused by ill-timed phone calls.

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Feed Your Wild, Bucking Mustang Some Generi Viagra

2008-02-25T13:46:00.000-08:00

Gather round the campfire with me, Cowboy Dick, and I'll rustle up a Generic Viagra story. She was a lady, mister. A lonely, undersexed lady. That was back when I met her, when I first started out as a rodeo rider. For the next five years, she rode this wild, raging bronco between my legs for lengths of time the judges had never dreamed of. Now, things had come full circle: she was undersexed again, and I was considering using Generic Viagra. Without warning, that wild, muscle-bound bull down there decided to become Chief Sitting Bull. Just sat there, all stoic and in perfect harmony with the earth, refusing to do anything. Maybe it was all my years of getting thrown from real bulls, breaking ribs and whatnot-it was as if all of those broken bones had finally led to the most important bone in my body to be weakened. I'm just an ignorant cowboy, and at some point I wondered if I had osteoporosis in my penis. Then I found out that only women get that-old, decrepit women, with sagging breasts and wrinkled bee-hinds. Oh, and after further Generic Viagra research, I learned that there's actually not a bone in the penis. It just feels that way when that tissue gets engorged with blood. Then it rears up and starts a-buckin'. And just hold on for dear life, ladies, lest you be tossed and roughed up-possibly gored! Especially when Generic Viagra is used. It's a horny, dangerous beast, with no regard for human life. And when it sees red, there ain't no telling what it'll take a mind to do.

More about my wife, before I tell you more about my Generic Viagra saved my Billy the Kid from a premature death. Yeah, I met her back during one of my first rodeo rides, in some pitiful little tent out in a godforsaken town near the Mexican border. I got tossed, sure enough, and trampled around a bit by the raging bull. Damn near shat my pants too, by golly. They must have fed the thing Generic Viagra, to get it riled up like that. I was lying there, feeling like my face had been broken, when old Suzy jumped out of the grandstands, hit the bull with her purse (the bull fainted), ran up to where I was lying motionlessly, and straddled my body, and asked me to do it to her! She said I was the cutest cowboy she'd ever seen, and she wanted to have a peek at the cactus underneath my jeans. Back then, of course, I didn't need Generic Viagra. I said, "Honey, I can't move. I can't hardly talk. I reckon I can't properly give you a branding any time soon." "Then why do you have a woody, cowboy?" "I'll be darned," I said. She was right. I could feel it now. Looking up at her bra-less breast dangling over me, I'd gotten a hard-on the size of Oklahoma. I got up, decided the doctor visit could wait until tomorrow, and took her back to my ranch, where I banged her on the back porch until the cows came home (literally).

She was the most sex-starved little thing I ever did see. She wanted it morning, noon, and night. And I gave it to her, until the need for Generic Viagra set in. She'd come to expect a lot of me. So you can imagine how devastated she was the first time she straddled me and asked for a ride, and that dumb beast between my legs. I realized that I'd have to do something, and decided to order some Generic Viagra. Boy, did I get the results she wanted! It was like a trip back through the sex-time continuum. I'll continue my ignorant hayseed sex story later, though!

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Waiting for an Eruption with Generic Viagra

2008-02-21T11:22:00.002-08:00

I've got a Generic Viagra story that takes place in the great outdoors. America the Beautiful, as the song goes. From sea to shining sea, right? Well, not too long ago, I made the mistake of taking my wife to Yellowstone National Park out west, to see the glories of nature- purple mountains' majesty, towering trees... basically, we were surrounded by giant phallic symbols. And it didn't take much to arouse her imagination, since it'd been some time already since I'd been able to arouse her. I had been considering some Generic Viagra, but I'll admit, I was reluctant to throw in the towel as a man. That was how I saw it. Because my manhood used to be the 8th wonder of the world- I often referred to it as the "Colossus of Rhodes." But lately, its mighty pediment was crumbling, threatening the entire structure with total collapse. I wasn't getting the blood flow I needed to continue towering above the landscape. But still, I procrastinated when it came to ordering my Generic Viagra.

So, in the days before I had bought Generic Viagra, we go to Yellowstone, and wait around watching Old Faithful, waiting for it to work its magic. Old Faithful, in case you forgot, is the famous geyser that blasts a huge load of steaming white water into the sky every 90 minutes or so. It's like clockwork, or at least, it used to be. They say the intervals have been getting longer and longer in recent years. Something about seismic activity affecting the subterranean water levels, or so the park ranger said. It goes without saying that my wife and I were witnessing the biggest metaphor for my sexual dysfunction that one could possibly imagine; I felt like I was in an advertisement for Generic Viagra. Because, when it finally did erupt, spewing hot white liquid and clouds of steam skyward, my wife gasped, and looked at me as if to say: "I expect something comparable from you in the cabin tonight."

Well, she didn't get it, because I didn't have any Generic Viagra to take. Once again I crawled into bed, like a man would crawl onto the scaffold- filled with shame, and fear, and a wish just to get it all over with. Once again, nothing happened. Old Faithful lay there against my stomach like an idle fire hose, unable to put out her fire. She did everything she could to rouse it- started talking dirty about national landmarks and precious wetlands, pulled on it, poked at it, talked to it. But not a sign of life- it just rolled over onto its other side, like some lazy, stinky wino on a sidewalk, wallowing in his filth. What did she expect, with no Generic Viagra? I decided then and there, as she taunted my manmeat, that I wasn't waiting any longer. I ordered some Generic Viagra that very night. I was a desperate man, and Generic Viagra was my last resort.

The next week, my shipment of Generic Viagra arrived. Not by accident, I had booked another cabin getaway for that weekend, and I drove my wife there, slipping some Generic Viagra into my mouth during a pit stop on the way. I was hard by the time we pulled up to the cabin; fumbling with the keys, I managed to open the door, unzipped my pants, pulled up her dress, and gave it to her against the wall of the hallway. I had to taste her right away- I was too impatient to undress. Eventually, though, we made it to the bed, and I gave it to her a bit more slowly- deep, profound drilling. I felt her hot lava pouring out around my diamond-tipped drill bit, heating its contents to the boiling point. With Generic Viagra's help, I was able to trigger several seismic events. "Old Faithful's about to blow!" she said, after a couple of hours. "Right on time," I said, and shed my grace on her, above her fruited plain.

Erekticles and the 12 Epic Tasks of Generic Viagra

2008-02-21T11:22:00.001-08:00

William the Conqueror here again, with more tales of my European conquests; one after another, the nations of Europe fell beneath my broadsword, thanks to the power of Generic Viagra. I'd taken some of the stuff on my silver anniversary tour of Europe-with my wife, of course, along for the ride, although I sometimes had sexual dreams at night of a strange blue-haired woman named Generic Viagra, and I'd wake up with a raging hard-on, and would be forced to wake up my wife, who, after months of an ice-cold bed, was taking everything I could dish out, with great gusto. So, sometimes, in the middle of the night during our European Tour, even after a stormy bout of sex the day before, I'd wake up inspired, and brush up against her from behind; she felt the bite of that famous broadsword, moaned, and rolled over, legs spread. With Generic Viagra, I was making love to her that was almost mythical. She pulled the covers from around my waist, stroked Jason and the Golden Fleece with admiration, and begged me to pilot my silver-sailed vessel, the Argo, into her mysterious, foggy seas. Those pills had restored proper blood flow to my marble column, turning it from the crumbling ruin it had become, back into the proud, towering edifice, high atop its rocky Acropolis, a beacon to poets and warriors around the world. Generic Viagra had made me hard as a Spartan.

As my minotaur raged in the labyrinth of our bedsheets, my wife would sometimes squeal, both delighted with and, frankly, intimidated by, my howling, hulking manhood. But she always wanted more; she continued to dream up nicknames for me and my little Agamemnon, and she'd try to dream up feats that were more and more impressive. She would challenge me to perform the 12 epic tasks of Hercules... using the god-given powers of Generic Viagra to kill her hydra, for example, or to bridle her wild mares of Diomedes. I'll never forget the night in Athens when she expressed dismay that I tended to spray my seed around the room, where it could bear no fruit. Thanks to Generic Viagra, I'd unleashed some epic loads-that's for damn sure. "But Erekticles, dear, the gods have bid you to clean my sprawling stables in a single day-can you divert your mighty, milk-white river into my Augean stables, and wash me clean? Please!" With my blue pills, I was up to the task. But I warned her to brace herself, lest she be swept away by the raging torrent, and share the fate of Pompeii. Luckily, she survived.

But the next day, it was business as usual... I wanted to perform a Generic Viagra feat that all the world-especially hotel housekeepers-would have to reckon with. After a day of Athens adventures, we returned to our hotel. "Take me home," she purred. I shut my mouth and started giving it to her hard-pretending I was some demigod, having my way with a horny Greek goddess-like Athena, for example. I had all the endurance I needed-it seemed that I was something more than a mere mortal. I performed all 12 Tasks of Hercules that night, before summoning a hot, bountiful summer rain-my wife danced in it and laughed as it continued to fall in mighty sheets. When I was done, I had glazed the entire room-everything in it, including my wife, shone white and lustrous, like a fresh donut. Generic Viagra had allowed me to fulfill this Herculean task, one that poets will sing of for millennia-The Rains of Erekticles. For months and months, my wife had languished there in our bed, dry and famished, her drought-stricken fields and once-moist valleys crying out for insemination and nourishment. But Generic Viagra was allowing me to reseed her fallow earth.

Enough with the Psychology! Order some Generic Viagra

2008-02-21T11:22:00.000-08:00

So, the other day-the very day before I ordered my first batch of Generic Viagra-I stopped in to see my psychologist. Yes, I have a psychologist, I admit it. For some reason, I only realized later that, oddly enough, the time I first signed up with him was the same time when I realized I was having problems getting an erection. Coincidence? I think not! Instead of being smart and ordering some Generic Viagra-that is, getting a medical treatment for a simple medical disorder-I decided to be all subtle and psychological. I was sure that it was a mental thing, even a subconscious thing. I didn't "want" it enough, or, perhaps, I wanted it too much! Maybe I couldn't "envision" myself with an erection, because I had a self-image problem. Or maybe it was a Freudian thing. Maybe I had repressed memories of walking in on the "primal scene" between my parents, and was suffering insecurity, because I still saw my father as a sexual rival. The things we dream up instead of ordering Generic Viagra! Now, it all seems so foolish. First of all, I was never, never attracted to my mother, Dr. Freud! Dr. Freud can go get probed with a cigar, for all I care. I'm past that stage in my life. I got practical, and ordered Generic Viagra, and never looked back. Now the women in my life recognize me again in the bedroom.

What was the turning point? What made me break down and buy some Generic Viagra over the Internet? How did I break the cycle of self-pity and denial? Well, oddly enough, I had one hell of a good psychologist! Here's what happened during my final visit, when, out of nowhere, he cured me completely, by prescribing Generic Viagra. I walk in and stretch out on the couch, in front of another man (what was I thinking?!), then waited anxiously for him to probe my sub-consciousness. "You're deeply disturbed," he observed immediately. "Oh, yes I am, Dr.!" I admitted, then fell into complete hysterics. "I just can't get past the shame and the denial, and I feel that I have a messiah complex in the bedroom-I want to save her world, and redeem her, but I'm kept from doing so by my erectile dysfunction; I mean, I'd order some Generic Viagra, but I just think the problem runs a lot deeper than just some medical condition-I think it's a sort of Napoleon complex-I feel that I'm smaller than other men, because I'm eternally flaccid, and then I try to overcompensate by eating raw oysters and working out, and when that doesn't work, I feel inferior, and begin hating myself, and scolding my Johnson for his lack of empathy, because I feel that he's behaving selfishly, and that if I buy him some Generic Viagra, I'll just be an enabler, because I know he has a problem, but it's one he just needs to work through himself, without drugs or alcohol, and also, my mother didn't love me..."

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" the good doctor screamed, throwing his notepad to the floor. "Are you freaking crazy? YOU SOUND LIKE A WOMAN!" he howled. He took off his glasses and went on a full tirade. "Let me get this straight: you refuse to order Generic Viagra, because you ‘feel' that it might be ‘enabling' for ‘Mr. Johnson' to treat ‘him' for a simple medical problem? That's just crazy talk! Listen to yourself, man! Get a grip! Your mother didn't love you, and now you have erectile dysfunction? Your running around town eating raw oysters and holding hysterical arguments with your twig and berries in the shower? Go home right now and order some Generic Viagra. I never want to see you again, unless it's in a bar, somewhere where men gather. I'll be glad to listen to your sexual success stories over a beer. But I'm not listening to this psychobabble garbage anymore!"

Thank you, Doctor! Thank you!

Kissing a frog is not as effective as Generic Viagra!

2008-02-18T09:03:00.004-08:00

A very sad frog sat on his lily pad and wept. He has been stranded there ever since he had upset a nasty witch and been transformed into a frog. Not surprisingly her felt miserable, and having been something of a jack-the-lad when he was a human, missed the company of women very much.

He wasn't much interested in female frogs as their wobbly mouths and general sliminess was bit of a turnoff, however he had made a few overtones towards a light green, firm thighed she-frog and had been rejected out of hand on account of his croak not being deep enough.
The next day she was caught by the cook and turned into a delicious meal of frogs legs in garlic so he felt that perhaps she had received her just deserts.
However, the dismissal had somewhat damaged his self-esteem and his ego was a little bruised but he still hankered after a night of passion with the rather attractive princess within whose lake he dwindled.
How to reverse the spell and live happily after? He decided to lure her into kissing him, which he remembered from childhood fairy stories to be a valid solution.
Day after day he practiced his croak until he could manage a tune and sing a passing resemblance to I Will Always Love You and one day he set off to woo her.
To his surprise she was utterly unaffected by his overtones and ignored him completely. He felt terrible and slowly as he weeks wore on and she was indifferent to his advances, he became depressed.
Still, he practiced and one day, after a credible renditition of Beautiful, she picked him up and kissed him. Kerpow he thought, but nothing happened... sadly she put him down "Oh," she said, " I thought you may be my handsome prince."
"So did I," thought the frog grimly and he realised that his sad demeanour and low self esteem had prevented him surging into her arms despite his desire.
"What I need is some oomph," he thought and as luck would have it, he overheard two courtiers discussing the latest wonder drug, Generic Viagra and Generic Cialis. "I have to have some of that," he mused, "then I will spring out of this depression and passionately make love to the princess."
The courtiers had left a jacket by the pond and he looked in the pockets and found a small Generic Viagra sample. Next to it was a Generic Cialis sample and some instructions "... fast acting and long lasting, just what I need after being a frog for so long," he thought and put the Generic Viagra in his pocket and sampled the Generic Cialis.
Immediately he felt more confident, "Now I can break this spell," he thought.
Bounding to his lily pad, he whipped out his tongue and snatched a few flies, remembering that this particular froggy dexterity may come in useful later if all went well.

He sang with all his heart and the princess came running to the lake to see what it was, she was just about to walk away when something in his confident, jaunty manner made her pick him up and as she kissed him for a second time, the Generic Cialis gave him a powerful thrust and he leapt through the air and kissed her back... and the rest, as they say, is history!

Drive Deep Into Her Red Zone, with Generic Viagra

2008-02-18T09:03:00.003-08:00

I may never have been the high school quarterback, but I've always called my own plays in the bedroom. Especially with my current girlfriend, who's as obsessed with American football as I am, and loves nothing better than to get dirty on the gridiron. Until recently, when it began to appear that I'd need to order some Generic Viagra, she had all sorts of honorifics for the Titan between my legs. Her favorite nickname for my manhood was "Knute Rockne" (after the famous football coach, because of my rock-hard pleasure piston, and my "knuts" that were the size of pigskins). Often, in the heat of the moment, she'd simply call me "Heisman." "Show me your Heisman again..." she'd often ask. Suddenly, though, Heisman had dropped the ball. That Generic Viagra order was looming. I'd had some embarrassing fumbles over the past several months, that's for sure. More often than not, I was left to watch from the sidelines, as she "ran a keeper." I won't explain that one, except to say that she went the distance herself. Another way to put it would be that she "completed the hand-off," then "hit the showers," or, more precisely, the shower nozzle. I realized it was high time to order that Generic Viagra, and that I was being silly in procrastinating. I knew that if I didn't start getting it done, she'd start testing the free agent market, and move to another team.

And she was an integral part of my franchise... I wanted her to stay. I was even thinking of Super Bowl rings. I broke down and ordered my Generic Viagra online, and in a couple of days, I intercepted it from the mailman. Maybe I looked silly, waiting beside the mailbox in my lawnchair. I took the package inside, opened it hurriedly, and took that performance-enhancing drug right away, knowing that soon my girlfriend would be stopping by. I knew that Generic Viagra was supposed to start working within an hour or so, if not less, so I figured I'd give it a shot right away. When I saw her getting out of the car, in that cute little team sweatshirt and tennis skirt... well, Heisman started to stir, and I could tell he wanted the ball. I was amazed at how quickly Generic Viagra had lived up to its promises!

When she opened the door, her eyes got wide when she saw that my Heisman was already on display, and in top physical condition, thanks to Generic Viagra. And she jumped on that loose ball with a quickness-she always had a nose for the loose ball! She said that Knute Rockne looked like one of those fluorescent orange yard markers! In a matter of seconds, I had tackled her onto the couch, and a struggle ensued around midfield. I ran the quarterback sneak, and dived into the pile. Generic Viagra kept me hard and strong for all four quarters; I continued to pound her with some old-fashioned smash-mouth. I pushed deep into the red zone, overpowered her defensive line, and penetrated her goal line-the Packers had taken a decisive lead! True, she did turn the tables on me in the third quarter, pushing me back onto the sofa and riding my Tony Romo hard into the ground. But with the help of Generic Viagra, I got my second wind late in the game, and staged a deliberate, game-winning drive. I marched down the field, and, with time running out, I executed a game-winning field goal all the way from midfield. Afterwards, she asked me what had gotten into me. I didn't tell her that it was Generic Viagra.

Do Thieves Use Generic Cialis

2008-02-18T09:03:00.002-08:00

The scientists conducting research on Generic Cialis rarely interacted with the men who were asked to sell that product. On one afternoon in 2006, however, the two groups did get together. The executives who arranged that meeting hoped to find a better way to prevent leakage of information about findings made in the company laboratories.

The executives had received information on a couple of ways to detect information thieves. The executives wanted to get input from the scientists and marketers on those potential detection methods. The executives hoped to receive feedback on the degree to which such detection methods might cut-off leakage of information to those making and selling Generic Viagra

First the two groups studied a method that involved use of electronic watermarks. Such watermarks could be put on documents that were passed through a special Xerox product. The Xerox product put an invisible serial number on each document. That invisible serial number does not show up on a copy of the original document.

The executives had considered purchasing that special Xerox product. It would allow them to mark papers with information on Generic Cialis. If any of those papers were stolen, it would be possible to trace them.

One scientist was familiar with the watermarks. He had also learned about one reason why the executives might not want to use them. The scientist admitted that a thief could get caught, if he provided valuable information to the makers of Generic Viagra. At the same time, however, use of the watermarks would anger the members of the ACLU. That would give the company bad PR.

The executives then asked those at the meeting to examine a second detection technique. It involved use of copyright traps. All company documents with valuable information would receive some faked information. The company executives could then watch for statements that included that faked information. The holder of that faked information could be charged with possession of leaked material.

One of the marketers had read about that detection method. The source available to the marketer (an issue of Wired Magazine) had said this: “Best for protecting that epic encyclopedia of sex positions you spent decades researching.” The same source had also provided the marketer with this advice: “Courts have ruled that just like real facts, fake facts can’t be copyrighted.”

Keeping that advice in mind, the marketer suggested to the company executives that they not plan to use copyright traps. The executives agreed. The head of the marketing department finally turned to the other marketers.

“It looks like we have no good way to identify how information on planned improvements in Generic Cialis might reach our competitors. For that reason, you will need to step up your efforts at selling our ED pills. You will have to work harder than the salespeople who want to market Generic Viagra.”

In order to add a lighter note to the meeting, the head marketer closed with these words: “Hey, Bud, you need to spend less time doing research on sex positions and more time selling our ED pills.”

Don’t Let the In-Laws Learn of your Erectile Dysfunction! Get Generic Viagra Now!

2008-02-18T09:03:00.001-08:00

I realize that every man has his horror stories about his mother-in-law. Stories that will make your hair-but not necessarily your penis!-stand on end. Let's just say it's not a very arousing topic. And the problems really begin when your dear in-law begins meddling with your love life, and even prescribing Generic Viagra for your inability to keep her precious daughter sexually satisfied. It all started on my wedding night, when she called our honeymoon suite in Hawaii to "check on us young folks," and see if I was "slipping her the eight-inch wonder." Her voice is so loud I could hear it coming out of the receiver, as she spoke to my wife, then began talking about how her Earl needed Generic Viagra these days to keep her "regular." Finally my wife hung up. I had almost-almost-lost my erection, I was so angry. "What the hell was that, honey?! What the hell is she talking about? ‘Keeping her regular'? Is she talking about sex, or bowel movements? And since when did you share my measurements with her? Do I measure up to your old man, honey? I can't believe I'm spending my honeymoon with my mother-in-law! What, is room service going to bring up some Generic Viagra and champagne now? What's next?"

I guess I lost it a bit. Luckily, back in those days, I didn't need any Generic Viagra, so even after this tirade, my one-eyed monster was hard as Hercules; so I forgot about Beulah, my infamous mother in law, and resumed pounding my wife like one of those post-hole drillers you use to erect fences. Her wet, pure, virgin-well, not quite virgin-soil enveloped me like red Alabama clay; I probed more and more deeply, until at last, I struck her molten core, and felt her lava gushing around me. That's the way things used to be, until I needed Generic Viagra. Between the stress of work, and lack of sleep, and the wear and tear of age, my Big Unit had lost some of the zip on its fastball, to put it mildly. Of course, Beulah's interference and ridiculous sex tips didn't help any. The honeymoon incident was just the tip of the iceberg. She'd call every once in a while, just around bedtime, when I'm sure she assumed we'd be doing it-or not doing it, which was her greatest fear for her daughter. She was sure I needed Generic Viagra even before I married her girl, when I was freaking twenty-five years old, and ready to bang anything that moved!

So, as the years passed, and my wife began complaining to her that I really did need some Generic Viagra, she'd begin sharing not only her favorite erectile dysfunction medication, which she mixed liberally with her husband's dinner (which I'm sure was a mixture of dog food and noodles), but also her favorite sex tips and the positions that "got her off," especially with Generic Viagra. One time she drove up and started in with a new sex tip: "Let me tell you about a position that always made me randy, young man. When Old Earl was younger, I used to straddle him like a see-saw on the playground, and then..." I stopped her right there. "That's enough, Beulah, dear. I appreciate all your help. But I know how to pleasure your daughter; I'm into tantric sex. I've revealed new dimensions of space and time to your sweetie. Where we're going, we don't need roads... So get in your car and drive back home, and stay out of our bed!" With that, I slammed the door in her face; and an hour or so after taking Generic Viagra, I was helping my wife attain Nirvana.